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I've never once been honked at at a light but I've also never been dicking around on my phone and missed a green, I feel like people who complain about this stuff and insisting that it was the instant the light turned are probably not being truthful to themselves.
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This Jacket Is Me posted:That was a bullshit probation.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 20:41 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:One time a guy in a pick up did this then passed across a double yellow throwing his dog around in the truck bed like garbage. Reported the insane man to the police and I guess it was a slow news day cause it was on the news he was amped the gently caress out on meth and carrying enough to get distribution charges. Hell loving yeah holy gently caress tht dude's a badass
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 20:42 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:and geese, as well
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 20:45 |
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Applewhite posted:This but ships navigating in a narrow channel sounding five short and rapid blasts on their whistle the second you try to cross their bow at less than 1/2 mile in a seven meter sailboat. Bitch, I wasn't impeding your progress! and why the eff are u prob'd rn? ur like one of the most quality posters here (and certainly not some kind of villain or thug either) and ur posts and content (especially the more "adult oriented" animated content) are what GBS needs right now to stay fresh while retaining it's original signature brand of humour (ie. "The Internet Makes You Stupid" lol) Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jun 4, 2016 |
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symbolic posted:much like people and people in cars, geese are assholes Every once in while I see a goose that's gotten destroyed by a semi. Those are good days.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 20:49 |
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Novo posted:i've adopted a really chilled out driving style as i've gotten older and i still make great time. pretty much every pushy idiot i run across on the highways or off ends up at the next red light with me. You only notice it when this happens because the rest of the time when they made that light and you hit the red and had already forgotten about them. Also cause the light cycles they made the next 5 lights too and didn't have to a waste a bunch of gas stopping at every intersection.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 20:49 |
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This Jacket Is Me posted:That was a bullshit probation.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:11 |
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Honking in Finland is rare enough that people on the street will turn and look to see what is happening. That's my story. What is your honking culture like?
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:17 |
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Elukka posted:Honking in Finland is rare enough that people on the street will turn and look to see what is happening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLUm3Q-7iZA
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:18 |
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This Jacket Is Me posted:That was a bullshit probation.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:18 |
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I think I might have been traumatized from being in accidents because now I drive under the speed limit, won't go through intersections or merge lanes unless there are no cars around, and am constantly paranoid of other cars merging into mine.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:27 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You suck at driving that's why. You're supposed to pull into the intersection and make the left turn when the light turns red. gently caress you for not getting that. No... only idiot morons do this. This only makes sense if you can guarantee that the people in the oncoming traffic lane won't ever ever ever run a red light, else your stupid rear end is stuck in the intersection for ages while cross traffic plows into you out of spite.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:36 |
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XMNN posted:last week I was waiting next to a Mercedes at some lights going on to the slip road for the motorway There is no such thing as a "super dangerous" stretch of paved road in the United States.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:39 |
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If you don't drive like an rear end in a top hat in Chicago you'll either never get anywhere, cause an accident, or get shot. Sometimes all three.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:43 |
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ArbitraryC posted:You only notice it when this happens because the rest of the time when they made that light and you hit the red and had already forgotten about them. Also cause the light cycles they made the next 5 lights too and didn't have to a waste a bunch of gas stopping at every intersection. This never actually happens
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:46 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:This never actually happens I do it pretty much every day driving up and down the main highway where I live. Sometimes I'll pass someone without enough time to make the next light but a good chunk of the time I'll make it and when i do the lights are set up so that you'll make the next several too.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 21:48 |
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The Kingfish posted:I live in the Midwest where nobody ever honks their horn unless there is danger of an accident. Right? If there's honking, people almost died.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 22:34 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:This never actually happens In some towns or particular strips of road, the lights are most assuredly on a set timer and driving through on all greens is quite possible. In Modesto, CA, you could go from one end of downtown to the other without stopping at a dozen or so lights by going at or slightly above the speed limit. Was pretty cool. E: the No Cruising signs were great.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 22:49 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:This never actually happens The only city I've ever been in where you couldn't somehow time the lights was Vegas.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:12 |
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Kaedric posted:No... only idiot morons do this. This only makes sense if you can guarantee that the people in the oncoming traffic lane won't ever ever ever run a red light, else your stupid rear end is stuck in the intersection for ages while cross traffic plows into you out of spite. http://bc-injury-law.com/blog/left-hand-turn-red-faultless-intersection-crash quote:5. the plaintiff concluded, and was entitled in fact and in law to conclude, that the defendant’s vehicle did not present a hazard, that he had plenty of time stop (as other vehicles had done) and that it was safe for her to proceed with her left turn; You're supposed to pull into the intersection and wait and if some clown runs the red light and hits you they're 100% at fault. If you're objecting on safety grounds I'd argue you're also far more likely to get road rage murdered by the guy behind you if you don't commit to a turn so he at least gets to at the next green light than you ever were likely to get killed by a dude outright running a red light. Hell, people who pull far enough into the intersection to let a second guy get in on committing to the turn deserve nobel peace prizes for being super cool dudes.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:13 |
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vyst posted:This. If you're really that pissed off throw geese into the car ftfy
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:34 |
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Dogmeat posted:http://bc-injury-law.com/blog/left-hand-turn-red-faultless-intersection-crash The driver who is going straight has the right of way always you retard
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:40 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:The driver who is going straight has the right of way always you retard Read closer, the guy going straight in that example ran the red light. You only have the right of way when you're going straight if the light is green, dumbass, that's what the light being green means CJacobs fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jun 4, 2016 |
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CJacobs posted:Read closer, the guy going straight in that example ran the red light. You only have the right of way when the light is green, dumbass, that's what the light being green means Newsflash : if the guy going straight ran the red then so did the car going left. Again, the person going straight has ROW (right of way ) E:NICE EDIT BITCH I SEE U
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:48 |
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I edited my post to say what I actually meant to say
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:50 |
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"The light has turned red. This means i, a gbs dweeb turning left, have right of way. I'm a stupid retard"
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:50 |
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As opposed to what, backing up directly into the traffic that now occupies the line or being in the middle of the intersection when the cross-traffic goes??? Your literal only option is to complete your turn lol edit: If your real complaint is "you shouldn't pull out into the intersection on a solid green left turn" then say that instead so people can poo poo on you
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:52 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Newsflash : if the guy going straight ran the red then so did the car going left. Again, the person going straight has ROW (right of way ) Congrats you have no traffic in whatever bumfuck
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:54 |
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you can be a chill driver and still sync up with green lights. your travel time depends on your average speed not your relative position to other cars
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:55 |
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Wizchine posted:Congrats you have no traffic in whatever bumfuck Lol you dumbfuck let me spell it out for you: -creep into the intersection when you're turning left -yield to cars driving straight (even at red lights) bc they have right of way Hth
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:58 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Lol you dumbfuck let me spell it out for you: Congrats for coming around - that's what all of us do. I don't know what bullshit you were arguing before.
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Wizchine posted:Congrats for coming around - that's what all of us do. I don't know what bullshit you were arguing before. Silly bitch...
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:02 |
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Kaedric posted:No... only idiot morons do this. This only makes sense if you can guarantee that the people in the oncoming traffic lane won't ever ever ever run a red light, else your stupid rear end is stuck in the intersection for ages while cross traffic plows into you out of spite. You're wrong and a baby
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:06 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNqIJ3e0OJw
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:44 |
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Good song
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:45 |
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Novo posted:you can be a chill driver and still sync up with green lights. your travel time depends on your average speed not your relative position to other cars
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:49 |
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Left hand turn spergs: whats this all about??? Unprotected lefts or something??? Cause here in the San Diego area I think I know of maybe only one remotely close to me and I avoid it because i'm a babby who likes my left hand turn lights just telling me when to go and i probably would do it wrong because im not from some backwoods shithole where its feasible to turn left without a signal
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Prude posted:Left hand turn spergs: whats this all about??? Unprotected lefts or something??? Cause here in the San Diego area I think I know of maybe only one remotely close to me and I avoid it because i'm a babby who likes my left hand turn lights just telling me when to go and i probably would do it wrong because im not from some backwoods shithole where its feasible to turn left without a signal Some intersections either have a green light left where you have to yield or start with an arrow but eventually end up being just a regular green with yield and in those situations if traffic is heavy enough to not have any regular openings it's generally standard practice to enter the intersection on green and then make the turn when it hits red because there's enough of a window for 1 or 2 cars to get through the empty intersection before crosstraffic starts flowing. Honestly this shouldn't be a thing and it's mostly just poor planning on whoever designed those lights if it's a regular problem at those intersections but this is the solution people rely on in those situations and the locals will get upset if a clueless person doesn't realize they'll never have a good chance for a left without doing it.
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