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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


"star dreck" was probably the name of a mad magazine parody of star trek, i'd put money on it

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

MiracleWhale posted:

"star dreck" was probably the name of a mad magazine parody of star trek, i'd put money on it

poo poo, it was a minor league dr demento hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtU_FZAcCZo

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

"star dreck" was probably the name of a mad magazine parody of star trek, i'd put money on it

:siren: i have pissed my pants :siren:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Orkin Mang posted:

:siren: i have pissed my pants :siren:

yellow is in this season!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

yellow is in this season!

good for u. but fashion is cyclical. redandwhite paisley will have its day once more

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Orkin Mang posted:

good for u. but fashion is cyclical. redandwhite paisley will have its day once more

he's trying you gently caress

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

MiracleWhale posted:

"star dreck" was probably the name of a mad magazine parody of star trek, i'd put money on it

Picard-Chewie Unf

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Zzulu posted:

Star Trek is bad and cheesy and lame and very bad

I play a game where I watch Star Trek: the Next Generation and I take a hit of the pipe/bong/vape :okpos: starting from the moment I see Saturn in the opening intro to the moment Patrick Stewart's disembodied voice says "SPACE" ("...the Final Frontier")

I call it "Space" and you should really try it out some time (but jump right into season 2 or 3 when they have the cooler intro). :2bong:SPACE, MAN

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
am I the only one who likes Season 1 TNG the best of all of it :mad:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
See, Patrick Stewart's so fuckin' method he pulls the whole menagerie of space mutants together and somehow lends them some strange air of legitimacy-by-proxy.

That and Geordi LaForge is always juuuuuust putting down a big rip off the space bong as soon as Picard's shiny bald pate keeps popping up on screen with some engineering miracle to ask about.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

See, Patrick Stewart's so fuckin' method he pulls the whole menagerie of space mutants together and somehow lends them some strange air of legitimacy-by-proxy.

That and Geordi LaForge is always juuuuuust putting down a big rip off the space bong as soon as Picard's shiny bald pate keeps popping up on screen with some engineering miracle to ask about.

a rather eloquent post

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

am I the only one who likes Season 1 TNG the best of all of it :mad:

No it's just the timing on Saturn's not the same in the earlier intro I got nothing against beardless Riker :riker:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

am I the only one who likes Season 1 TNG the best of all of it :mad:

hahaha

i'm an original series man because it's the least pathetic and nerdy. captain kirk beating up rubber suit aliens and hitting on babes is best star trek. enterprise is the most watchable after that

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

hahaha

i'm an original series man because it's the least pathetic and nerdy. captain kirk beating up rubber suit aliens and hitting on babes is best star trek. enterprise is the most watchable after that

*gestures toward oven*
*waggles eyebrows*

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
nichelle nichols was foxy af

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Orkin Mang posted:

*gestures toward oven*
*waggles eyebrows*

jesus christ

how gay is this

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

jesus christ

how gay is this

*twills rose into unibrow*
*waggles unibrow*

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ok it's that gay

fair enough

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Orkin Mang posted:

*twills rose into unibrow*
*waggles unibrow*

great now i need new panties

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

great now i need new panties

there has to be some forum joke about this but I am too drunk to think of it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

there has to be some forum joke about this but I am too drunk to think of it

im drunk as well brother and im joyous bc i have more hooch besideth mine gob

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Orkin Mang posted:

im drunk as well brother and im joyous bc i have more hooch besideth mine gob

The least you could do is help us out


you loving drunk gently caress

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

gnarlyhotep posted:

there has to be some forum joke about this but I am too drunk to think of it

that orkins sexy rear end unibrow would make me :shlick: my thong? no joke there :heysexy:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

that orkins sexy rear end unibrow would make me :shlick: my thong? no joke :heysexy:

:smugdon:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
gnarlyhotep has a strange relationship with cats

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
for instance: he does not know how to pick them up

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

proof of concept posted:

gnarlyhotep has a strange relationship with cats

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
when he tries it, this happens:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


proof of concept posted:

when he tries it, this happens:


chilling

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Who?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
In my headcanon, Capt. Johnathan Archer is a descendant of Sterling Archer and I wrote a fanfic where the two of them get swapped because of a time vortex and only Doctor Who can put it right.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Applewhite posted:

In my headcanon, Capt. Johnathan Archer is a descendant of Sterling Archer and I wrote a fanfic where the two of them get swapped because of a time vortex and only Doctor Who can put it right.

:chloe: <------ my actual face when i read this

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

am I the only one who likes Season 1 TNG the best of all of it :mad:

dude. Conspiracy. So good.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Applewhite posted:

In my headcanon, Capt. Johnathan Archer is a descendant of Sterling Archer and I wrote a fanfic where the two of them get swapped because of a time vortex and only Doctor Who can put it right.

Stealing this and selling to Warner Brothers hahahaha fool!

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Remember the guy that made so many reports that he broke the forums? Let's fill gbs with people like him again

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

MiracleWhale posted:

"star dreck" was probably the name of a mad magazine parody of star trek, i'd put money on it

definitely star blechh

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I played Borderlands with gnarly once it was fun and I'm sad we never got to make a "retsupurae" together

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
gnarly hate me

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

CharlestonJew posted:

Remember the guy that made so many reports that he broke the forums? Let's fill gbs with people like him again

CelluloidSam? He made so many posts Lowtax changed his reg date to 1971 to adjust his posts per day count to human levels.

Or Dare? The awful trash human.


I agree we need more Sams and less Dares.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

CelluloidSam? He made so many posts Lowtax changed his reg date to 1971 to adjust his posts per day count to human levels.

Or Dare? The awful trash human.


I agree we need more Sams and less Dares.

nah it was neither of those, some weirdo from years ago

and sid wouldn't do that he's good people

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