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Business Gorillas posted:he has a 18 hole golf course for a back yard and he started screaming about how he'd have to fire people since it would cost him $4 million to give all of his employees healthcare while he was running a superbowl special that gave away like $5 million away in free pizza that golf course in his back yard is p lovely and all the members of it have left for a few other clubs around here he does live in a great part of Louisville but the golf course was poo poo before he bought this house and poo poo after source: I live in a different golf course 15 minutes from he house e: idk about the single golf course per his house, not entirely buying this let it mellow fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jun 5, 2016 |
# ? Jun 5, 2016 05:17 |
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oh gently caress i just got the joke about social vegan
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:51 |
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like social smoker or social drinker lmao
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:51 |
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Business Gorillas posted:he has a 18 hole golf course for a back yard and he started screaming about how he'd have to fire people since it would cost him $4 million to give all of his employees healthcare while he was running a superbowl special that gave away like $5 million away in free pizza I too buy my pizza based on my social trigger warnings. This post for example, where Co-Pays are mistaken for a marketing expense which was mistaken for a corporate policy just triggered me to order a Papa John's double meat. Thanks SA.com
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 07:36 |
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if you come to my restaurant i can get you a 50% discount on pizza. you can get things like goat cheese, arugula and like 10 different kinds of mushrooms on it. with my 50% discount an xl will only run you like $26!
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 08:12 |
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the great deceiver posted:if you come to my restaurant i can get you a 50% discount on pizza. you can get things like goat cheese, arugula and like 10 different kinds of mushrooms on it. with my 50% discount an xl will only run you like $26! goats are gross
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 09:31 |
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Just get a Domino's sausage crust thing with quadruple chees, quadruple anchovies, and quadruple pineapple.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 10:58 |
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Nick Rivers posted:i like pizza. A bold opinion round these parts sir.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 14:19 |
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:
Now let's see you eat it like you promised dipshit Went hog wild btw
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 18:19 |
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Hal_2005 posted:I too buy my pizza based on my social trigger warnings. This post for example, where Co-Pays are mistaken for a marketing expense which was mistaken for a corporate policy just triggered me to order a Papa John's double meat. Thanks SA.com It's so sad to someone think that they have owned someone else when it just isn't the case.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 18:34 |
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1/2 of that pizza is crust. It's like a pizza in a bread bowl. gently caress that. Also, his politics aside, there's one thing about Papa John's that's skeezy af: Their tagline is "better ingredients, better pizza." But they will not under any circumstances tell you what the ingredients actually are. Not only what makes them better, but just what's in them. A reporter started researching this, called Papa John's stores and eventually corporate HQ to find someone to explain why and or how their ingredients are "better." Vine-ripened tomatoes in the sauce? Fresher herbs? Higher-quality meats and/or cheeses? Something in the dough? The company absolutely refused to provide a single example not only of what made their ingredients "better," but wtf their ingredients consist of. There's no evidence in the quality of the product that it's any better than what Domino's offers now. And John's position wasn't that he was going to fire people over healthcare, it was that it would raise the price of his pizzas. When asked how much it would cost to the customers to pass along health care costs to his customers the answers was about $0.25 per pizza. I will happily pay more than that if it means the people who make my food can have health insurance and not be sick while preparing my poo poo pizza. Anyway, there are no convenient pizzerias near my place so I also get stuck with Domino's, Papa John's, Hungry Howie's, or Pizza Hut. So I only order carryout when it's 50% off or some other deal so I can eat my shameful pizza without spending $20+ to have some driver get lost in my apartment complex. Great thread OP, well done. Sorry your pizza was disappointing. You knew it would be so, and for that, we speak your name.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 19:41 |
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hey guys, i got a real rear end PROBLEM goin on over here. i'm talking a real full band parade down the streets of browntown, with the mayor and everything. if we were in a hershey factory, i'd be getting paid overtime right now! what i'm saying is, boy did that pizza do a number on my rear end.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:19 |
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:hey guys, i got a real rear end PROBLEM goin on over here. i'm talking a real full band parade down the streets of browntown, with the mayor and everything. if we were in a hershey factory, i'd be getting paid overtime right now! what i'm saying is, boy did that pizza do a number on my rear end. go down to papa johns and collect your 5 cent recycling fee
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:23 |
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It doesn't get much worse than ham and pineapple. Add some sardines maybe
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:35 |
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Do pizza places even offer anchovies anymore? Once a year some person might order a gross joke pizza that they don't plan on eating, and there is no way it's worth the shelf space to keep a jar of stank fish on-hand for that occasion.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:03 |
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i have a regular who always orders a gluten free pizza with anchovies. we keep a tin of anchovies basically just for him
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:06 |
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Speleothing posted:Do pizza places even offer anchovies anymore? Once a year some person might order a gross joke pizza that they don't plan on eating, and there is no way it's worth the shelf space to keep a jar of stank fish on-hand for that occasion. As far as I know Pizza Hut does, I got an anchovy pizza from there a couple years ago and it was on par with all of their other pizzas. (so not good, but not the anchovies' fault)
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:06 |
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Anchovies don't really go bad. Also you can't make marinara or Caesar dressing without them so only shameful pizza places would ever be without them
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:36 |
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The Goatfather posted:Anchovies don't really go bad. Also you can't make marinara or Caesar dressing without them so only shameful pizza places would ever be without them no one in america puts anchovies in marinara.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 22:15 |
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caesar dressing doesn't even originally have anchovies in it directly, just worcestershire sauce
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 22:53 |
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Germstore posted:no one in america puts anchovies in marinara. without anchovies its just tomato sauce idiot it cant be marinara without anchovies
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 04:37 |
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ANybody eatin' any za tonight they can take pictures of?
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 04:39 |
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No Za, but 1kIslanDressing sauce pizza is an act of atrocity on human existence.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 05:55 |
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BaconCopter posted:No Za, but 1kIslanDressing sauce pizza is an act of atrocity on human existence.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 06:17 |
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i just got back from work. we added a new pizza to our menu. it has sweet thai chile sauce with like goat cheese, bacon, chicken and mango. i refused to taste it. loving kill me now
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 06:25 |
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Hell Yeah posted:it's a hot garbage disk I miss your old av Mr. HY
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 06:26 |
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share some of that delicious pizz with us over here dude.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 06:44 |
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the great deceiver posted:i just got back from work. we added a new pizza to our menu. it has sweet thai chile sauce with like goat cheese, bacon, chicken and mango. i refused to taste it. loving kill me now
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 08:06 |
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Pizza is good OP and not disgusting at all OP.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 08:23 |
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symbolic posted:did they just throw whatever poo poo they had left at the end of the day on dough and called it a pizza? i dont know they must have got a sweet deal on mangos, goat cheese and sweet chili sauce from our supplier cuz we're testing like 3 different dishes using that bullshit. the chef-owner of my place is a loving lunatic
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 09:35 |
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i need to start looking for another job at a place that respects its customers enough not to put mango on pizza
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 09:36 |
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i unironically like pizza hut. its v greasy and delicious
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 11:33 |
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Y'all ever had of o them desert pizzas? poo poo's crazy. Welcome to the future.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 11:43 |
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the great deceiver posted:i need to start looking for another job at a place that respects its customers enough not to put mango on pizza I wish I lived within 1000 miles of you because I would totally get pizza from wherever you work
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 12:39 |
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Y'all ever had of o them desert pizzas? poo poo's crazy. Welcome to the future. ???
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 12:42 |
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Lol if you live somewhere that doesn't have 1000 local pizza places. Actually there are too many pizza places around me I want something else. There should be takeout French food imo. Ot like, French pizza, and it'll be on crepes with like snails and fromage de chevre and poo poo
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 13:02 |
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i'm eating a mangosteen, sweet chili, goat cheese, anchovy, olive, pineapple, and coffee pizza right now, in real life, really
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 13:21 |
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The Goatfather posted:without anchovies its just tomato sauce idiot Holy poo poo, are the anchovies the "mar" part of marinara? This, to me, is a huge revelation E: google says yes basically. The more you know
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 13:54 |
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In America anchovies aren't used. *insert descriptivist rant here*
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 14:04 |
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jackyl posted:that golf course in his back yard is p lovely and all the members of it have left for a few other clubs around here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjhzXDDXt74
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