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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
How can someone called "Papa John" speak like a cowboy.

I would never buy a pizza from this guy, the same way I would never buy a horse from Robert Deniro.

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

spud posted:

How can someone called "Papa John" speak like a cowboy.

I would never buy a pizza from this guy, the same way I would never buy a horse from Robert Deniro.

robert deniro owns a large ranch and is an accomplised racehorse breeder

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i actually just made that up but it sounds like it could be true

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

spud posted:

How can someone called "Papa John" speak like a cowboy.

I would never buy a pizza from this guy, the same way I would never buy a horse from Robert Deniro.

An inflated ego

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

the great deceiver posted:

robert deniro owns a large ranch and is an accomplised racehorse breeder

Even if this were true, I couldn't believe someone called "the great deceiver"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I remember one time JiveHonky posted about getting Sbarro at the mall, that was such a sad day. :(

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

spud posted:

Even if this were true, I couldn't believe someone called "the great deceiver"

wow bigoted much?? mods???

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

OctoberBlues posted:

I remember one time JiveHonky posted about getting Sbarro at the mall, that was such a sad day. :(

i was very sad about his poor life choices

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
do not ask for whom the jive honks.... it honks for thee

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
now i want papa johns pizza loving dammit

SnakeParty
Oct 30, 2011

lol gooooooooooooo big papa

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
this thread is my proudest achievement

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

2009 was such a quaint time. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8OO0M7EoJw

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I'm going to order a lasagna pizza tonight thanks to this thread.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
We should do a challenge thread. How many pieces of Pizza can you eat in a week. Must be large size. I'm sure most goons do this every week anyway

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

If we expand the contest to included frozen pizzas, pizza rolls, pizza bagels, and pizza hot pockets, I would win in a runaway. :grin:

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

OctoberBlues posted:

If we expand the contest to included frozen pizzas, pizza rolls, pizza bagels, and pizza hot pockets, I would win in a runaway. :grin:

A piece of white bread with a layer of ragu pasta beneath a slice of Wal mart brand American cheese and topped with hormel presliced roni, placed in the microwave until hot

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Doctor J Off posted:

A piece of white bread with a layer of ragu pasta beneath a slice of Wal mart brand American cheese and topped with hormel presliced roni, placed in the microwave until hot

you fuckin know it bro!

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
let it happen cap'n

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
does a calzone count as 2x pizza?

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
or just a pizza folded hot dog style

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
is a calzone a sandwich?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
pizza delivery drivers don't deserve health care

if they weren't so lazy, they would start their own pizza chain so they could afford health care


I don't know why everyone think they're entitled to free health care for doing a menial job

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Ein cooler Typ posted:

pizza delivery drivers don't deserve health care

if they weren't so lazy, they would start their own pizza chain so they could afford health care


I don't know why everyone think they're entitled to free health care for doing a menial job

pizza will soon be delivered by semi-autonomous drones anyway

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
do you think pizza delivery drones will learn why we cry

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
The Koreans love to put weird poo poo on their pizza. I've seen sweet potatoes, mayo, and even blueberries on pizza there. The worst part was they like to drizzle additional sweet sauce on top of the pizza. Oh, and it is served with sweet pickles. loving gross.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
When you take a dump later can you skip wiping??

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Mozi posted:

i'm eating a mangosteen, sweet chili, goat cheese, anchovy, olive, pineapple, and coffee pizza right now, in real life, really

I would eat this.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
just ordered some p'hut. stuffed crust pepperpni and breadsticks.


i'll keep you guys updated:frogdowns:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Marvin Freeman posted:

modus mandarina. wouldn't recommend, tastes like super bitter orange peels. the schlafly aipa is good tho

Wait a minute how'd you get schlafly beer?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Marvin Freeman posted:

just ordered some p'hut. stuffed crust pepperpni and breadsticks.


i'll keep you guys updated:frogdowns:

NICE!

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

psychokitty posted:

Wait a minute how'd you get schlafly beer?

MO bro

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
anybody else get rly nervous waiting for the delivery guy?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Marvin Freeman posted:

anybody else get rly nervous waiting for the delivery guy?

Sometimes it's not even the delivery guy and I answered and got raped.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


Dude bro I love that white lager :ghitler:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Chief McHeath posted:

Sometimes it's not even the delivery guy and I answered and got raped.

holy poo poo. sorry to hear that.


they should be here any minute...



psychokitty posted:

Dude bro I love that white lager :ghitler:

woah, never had that but it sounds good. currently drinking PBR. no hipster.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I was bored so I read the whole thread

thanks for letting me live vicariously through you, OP.

I could taste the zing on my delicate taste buds just LOOKING at dem picks


--
Thanks again
Old Unky Jeffo

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Behold...



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Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

OP's a bitch, someone hijack this thread. Said person should bake their own pizza with our suggestions for toppings.

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