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12 years ago on this day MArvin Heemeyer took his revenge on some fuckers in his home zone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer quote:Marvin John Heemeyer (October 28, 1951 – June 4, 2004) was an American welder and an automobile muffler repair shop owner most known for his rampage with a modified bulldozer. Outraged over the outcome of a zoning dispute, he armored a Komatsu D355A bulldozer with layers of steel and concrete and used it on June 4, 2004 to demolish the town hall, the former mayor's house, and other buildings in Granby, Colorado. The rampage ended when the bulldozer got stuck in the basement of a Gambles store he was in the process of destroying. Heemeyer then killed himself with a handgun. If you're an old guy like me you may remember the epic thread right here, in GBS.   Marvin took the law into his own hands and did some vigilante ownage, but right here in real life and not some comic book or tv show. He didn't kill anyone, only pwned property. In my humble onion, he's an american hero. Never forget!!  A long time ago there was a video on youtube with some sick footage of him loving some poo poo up set to the hulk hogan theme. It got pulled at some point and I did as best I could to remake it. Here it is, if anyone gives a gently caress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSi-1-2ndVQ  to the 
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what was his forum name
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Jun 5, 2016 02:58
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thanks for the reminder! brb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUDqn772c04
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Jun 5, 2016 02:58
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what the hell are you trolls doing in here??
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Jun 5, 2016 03:00
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have some g*d d*mn respect for the Man 
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Jun 5, 2016 03:00
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enter the 49 gates of uncleanliness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpDfUotJjmA
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Jun 5, 2016 03:02
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rip to redneck travis bickle
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Jun 5, 2016 03:04
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stay safe dozer ghost.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:04
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oh cool we have the same birthday is it my duty to make killdozer v2
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Jun 5, 2016 03:04
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I wonder what kind of music and or hooch he liked. I hope it was Motorhead and Wild Turkey
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Jun 5, 2016 03:07
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RIP national hero. I know you sleep well in your grave. In'shallah.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:07
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for being called the KILLdozer man he sure didnt kill anybody he's a fraud, a big fat fraud
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Jun 5, 2016 03:07
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wait nvm he did kill someone
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can't retire the heemeyer
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RIP Marvin Heemayer
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Jun 5, 2016 03:10
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Glans Dillzig posted:oh cool we have the same birthday FBI agents reading this please be sure to recognize satire and jokes when u see them tia
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Jun 5, 2016 03:11
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I AM THE KING OF SEX!!!
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legends never die
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Ha, I remember watching this on local news at work live with a friend who was from Craig, Colorado, a similar small mountain town. We were all trying to guess why a crazy due was driving a bulldozer through town and said friend made a comment something like "I'll bet the government was trying to take his property or something" Turns out he was spot on. Marvin was crazy but pretty relatable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8rS-pamGdE
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Jun 5, 2016 03:18
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marvin heemeyer was a self-centered jackass fyi
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Tusen Takk posted:FBI agents reading this please be sure to recognize satire and jokes when u see them tia a thousand thanks to the fbi agent who locks up tusen takk for his internet comedy forum joke i really love the killdozer story and remember it fondly, it was one of the first big forum memes or whatever
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some facts about this i researched extensively as a young man for those not in the know: -there was no door in or out of the dozer because the final welding job was to seal himself inside -he killed none but himself, making this not that bad of a thing to cheer about -the buildings he destroyed were all owned by, or associated with the town big shots who ruined his attempt to expand his business, instead helping their corrupt friends -he told none of his plans, not even friends or neighbors -lastly, his final words were calling his friend on the phone and saying 'feed my cat'
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extra stout posted:his final words were calling his friend on the phone and saying 'feed my cat' I hope those are my last words when I die.
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Gazpacho posted:marvin heemeyer was a self-centered jackass fyi yea he was white
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Happy Killdozer Day, everyone.
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Killdozer should never be forgotten. It should forever be remembered to remind the corrupt and selfish people of the world that their actions could result in a massive loving killdozer wrecking their homes.Seizure Robot posted:stay safe dozer ghost.
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insured homes so they faced no actual consequences other than a minor inconvenience a beta bitch who died like a sucker
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Homemade armor? Please gently caress my wife!
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Jun 5, 2016 03:49
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no wonder a bunch of emasculated goons flock to him hes king bitch
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Ricky Bad Posts posted:Homemade armor? Please gently caress my wife! *in Jaws actor voice* We're gonna need a bigger Killdozer. Ricky, my man, even if we use your dick to gently caress her, we're gonna need a bigger dick!
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Thank you for being a hero in my life, Killdozer man.
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wasn't there a second killdozer rampage some years later? I seem to remember that happening
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I remember the original killdozer thread, how sad is that
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A real American hero 
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I remember the thread fondly
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I like killdozer because killdozer is good
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Cubone posted:I like killdozer because killdozer is good He makes batman look like a lazy piece of poo poo.
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