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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I will find Derek Smart upon a window,
And ye,
I shall find that he was right,
2 weeks
Subforum gay, so what

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Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

cnut posted:

This one always brings a tear to my eye and a knowing nod:

Hickory dickory dock,
Some chick is sucking my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped my goo,
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!
Hey!

-The Diceman

Powerful

Hip Gelatinous Cube
May 30, 2001

what up
code:
Well let me tell you something: you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's rear end like me. 
—From Canibus' magnum opus, "Second Round K.O."

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Catullus is my favorite poet


quote:

So help me god, I can't tell the difference
whether I sniff at Aemilius' mouth or at his rear end.
The one is not cleaner and the other not dirtier.
Actually the rear end in a top hat may be cleaner and nicer in the end,
at least it has no teeth, the mouth has long fang ones,
with the gums of an old manure-loaded poo poo wagon,
and a foul odor which the pissing oval office
of a mule in heat is often likely to have.
Well, he fancies himself a beauty, fucks many a lady
yet is not sent to the mill-jail as a working rear end.
If any girl touches him, wouldn't we think her ready
to lick the rear end of a sick torture-chamber executioner ?

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated...
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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
code:

There was a young fellow named Howell
Who buggered himself with a trowel.
The triangular shape
Was conducive to rape,
And was easily cleaned with a towel.

I got a whole book of this poo poo

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
No no the dead have no brothers

The Hydra calls me but I am used to it
It calls me Everybody
But I know my name and do not answer

And you the dead
You know your names as I do not
But at moments you have just finished speaking

The snow stirs in its wrappings
Every season comes from a new place

Like your voice with its resemblances

A long time ago the lightning was practicing
Something I thought was easy

I was young and the dead were in other
Ages
As the grass had its own language

Now I forget where the difference falls

One thing about the living sometimes a piece of us
Can stop dying for a moment
But you the dead

Once you go into those names you go on you never
Hesitate
You go on

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Twenty-first. Night. Monday.
Silhouette of the capitol in darkness.
Some good-for-nothing -- who knows why--
made up the tale that love exists on earth.

People believe it, maybe from laziness
or boredom, and live accordingly:
they wait eagerly for meetings, fear parting,
and when they sing, they sing about love.

But the secret reveals itself to some,
and on them silence settles down...
I found this out by accident
and now it seems I'm sick all the time.

The Rio Olympics should be sick as hell tho

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
I really did meet a blind girl in Paris once.
It was in the garden of a museum,
Where I saw her touching the statues.
She had brown hair and an aquamarine scarf.

It was in the garden of the museum.
I told her I was a thief disguised as a guard.
She had brown hair and an aquamarine scarf.
She told me she was a student from Grenoble.

I told her I was not a thief disguised as a guard.
We had coffee at the little commissary.
She said she had time till her train to Grenoble.
We talked about our supreme belief in art.

We had coffee at the little commissary,
Then sat on a bench near the foundry.
We talked about our supreme belief in art.
She leaned her head upon my chest.

We kissed on a bench near the foundry.
I closed my eyes when no one was watching.
She leaned her head upon my chest.
The museum was closing. It was time to part.

I really did meet a blind girl in Paris once.
I never saw her again and she never saw me.
In a garden she touched the statues.
She put on her lipstick in the dark.

I close my eyes when no one is watching.
She had brown hair and an aquamarine scarf.
The museum was closing. It was time to part.
I never saw her again and she never saw me.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The Outsiders was right about one think. Robert Frost kicks rear end.

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature's first green is gold, 
Her hardest hue to hold. 
Her early leaf's a flower; 
But only so an hour. 
Then leaf subsides to leaf, 
So Eden sank to grief, 
So dawn goes down to day 
Nothing gold can stay.

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