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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Catullus is my favorite poet


quote:

So help me god, I can't tell the difference
whether I sniff at Aemilius' mouth or at his rear end.
The one is not cleaner and the other not dirtier.
Actually the rear end in a top hat may be cleaner and nicer in the end,
at least it has no teeth, the mouth has long fang ones,
with the gums of an old manure-loaded poo poo wagon,
and a foul odor which the pissing oval office
of a mule in heat is often likely to have.
Well, he fancies himself a beauty, fucks many a lady
yet is not sent to the mill-jail as a working rear end.
If any girl touches him, wouldn't we think her ready
to lick the rear end of a sick torture-chamber executioner ?

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