Post some DAMNED poetry

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Post some DAMNED poetry

Hip Gelatinous Cube: May 30, 2001; what up

i relate to this sonnet because i, too, wish to gently caress Henry VIII's wife

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Whoso list to hunt, I know where is an hind, 
But as for me, h�las, I may no more. 
The vain travail hath wearied me so sore, 
I am of them that farthest cometh behind. 
Yet may I by no means my wearied mind 
Draw from the deer, but as she fleeth afore 
Fainting I follow. I leave off therefore, 
Sithens in a net I seek to hold the wind. 
Who list her hunt, I put him out of doubt, 
As well as I may spend his time in vain. 
And graven with diamonds in letters plain 
There is written, her fair neck round about: 
Noli me tangere, for Caesar's I am, 
And wild for to hold, though I seem tame.

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Hip Gelatinous Cube: May 30, 2001; what up

El Boot posted:

which one

anne boleyn more like anne baeleyn imo

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 11:36

Hip Gelatinous Cube: May 30, 2001; what up

code:

Well let me tell you something: you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's rear end like me.

�From Canibus' magnum opus, "Second Round K.O."

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 14:52

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