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cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
this thread is a birthday cake

have fuckin fun
no one got me poo poo. its not even my birthday *stands in a corner in the dark*

*keeps standing there*

everyone is very uncomfortable

BLOW THE loving CANDLES OUT

>1. blow the candles out
>2. lie down

>

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cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

JiveHonky posted:

>open present

>you get attacked by a wolf

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

The Bananana posted:

At the risk of catching another sixer, I'm going to refrain from saying "lol".
That said, it was funny, I laughed aloud when I read it, and this is America, so

LOL :lol: :aslol:

i cant even remember what i did 10 minutes ago lol

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

OctoberBlues posted:

op I don't think you're in the right mental state for such an involved and interactive thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9t5XK0FhA

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>everyone begins moving into the basement

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
~fin~

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

>boiler explodes

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>dang. lol i guess everyone starts melting and poo poo. gently caress these stupid pieces of poo poo

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>everyone motherfucking dies. like to the MAX!

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

Smash it Smash hit posted:

>*spins the boiler*

boilers start writing some kind of computer codes and poo poo --- gently caress its like the matrix and poo poo? right? FUUUUCK

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>the ashes get all soggy and poo poo

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>codes become apperent

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>some things seem to be happening. like some vibrations and poo poo. whatevs

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
*steel drums play eerily in the distance*

most of the people you know are now dead

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>drives into a cement bridge embunkment

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
*a bee golem appears*

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
*some trees appear***

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>there is a trap with a poison arrow

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>you drink a potion

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>its your last cup of sorrow

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>you notice that most of the people in town are digging graves. like a lot of graves. something just feels a little "off"

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
> hmmm i just noticed that guy over there in the woods. dont like the looks of this. *grumbles*

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>thats wierd that he would start walking towards me but i have work to do. what was i doing again? oh yeah. washing the onions. mmmm. these onions smell good. i hope we make it all the way until the tryouts for the county fair! all the way to flavor town. *looks around at the sky kind of*

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>some guy is standing right behind you

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>hmmmm. i dont remember ordering a massage *feels fingertips melting away years of onion peeling tension*

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>welp, bye

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>now its daytime

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>a group of hooded bandits lurk in the distance

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>you are getting very sleepy

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>a death beetle approaches

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>actually it looks like there are quite a few

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>some guy appears

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cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>nothing happens

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