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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

mrhappytongue posted:

Who gives a poo poo, who gives a gently caress?

I do. I am actually really interested in seeing this train wreck come out.

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Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

still expected goatse and disappointed again

I would like to see Derek Smart recreate Goatse, thus inspiring a grand renaissance in shitposting.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

How has the studio not completely folded yet

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Its only been in development for 2 years. Not long for not 1 but 2 immersive and fidelitous AAA experiences

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I hate everyone who has opinion or cares in any way about this






and you should too

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Its only been in development for 2 years. Not long for not 1 but 2 immersive and fidelitous AAA experiences

Actually development proper only started last summer so based on Chris' "2 years" timetable we still have at least 12 months of development left

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

DreamShipWrecked posted:

How has the studio not completely folded yet

literally getting involved with the mafia

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You know it's gonna be really good since they put in so much time developing it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Raku posted:

literally getting involved with the mafia

Lol what? More on this please

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
what the frick?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
it might be decades before star citizen is no longer funny

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i made a video a long time ago about it and put horns in it and someone told me to take the horns out so i put more airhorns in and made another video and now the airhorns are like a star citizen meme or something

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Ein cooler Typ posted:

You know it's gonna be really good since they put in so much time developing it.

Star Citizen Forever

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i can't wait to plough the cosmic waves in one of a variety of virtual ships i paid for years in advance based on some concept art and numbers that had no relation to any developed systems

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
did it come out since the op was posted?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Herbalife

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Jose Mengelez posted:

did it come out since the op was posted?

yes

its good

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

I hate everyone who has opinion or cares in any way about this






and you should too

Keg teaches us that hatred is the death of the enlightened soul. When we allow hatred into our hearts it pushes out some pretty important feelings like love and joy.

Accept Kegs teachings and be at peace my angry goon friend.

#Keglovesyou

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Winterfist posted:

House of the dying sun hits early access on 6/7, and is more feature complete than anything I've seen from Star Citizen. How does this happen?

Derek Smart

DEREK SMART!

DEREK SMART!!!

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


who wants to take all my money for some imaginary space ships?

sell me the biggest fakest space ships ya got

ill take anything

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

I hate everyone who has opinion or cares in any way about this






and you should too

this is hilarious and you're a dirty non-majority.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Raku posted:

literally getting involved with the mafia

I thought that was SOE getting sold to the Russian mob? Or did they both get offers they couldn't refuse?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Rare Collectable posted:

who wants to take all my money for some imaginary space ships?

sell me the biggest fakest space ships ya got

ill take anything

Talk to the EVE goons, they can hook you up.

And you will even be able to use it to shoot mans!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nonsense posted:

this is hilarious and you're a dirty non-majority.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


who

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
You laugh, but really the people investing in Star Citizen are the smart ones. The fake ships get more valuable the rarer they are, and they are all so rare, they don't even exist.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's kind of a comment on the nature of existence and the ephemeral nature of consciousness and perception

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

klafbang posted:

You laugh, but really the people investing in Star Citizen are the smart ones. The fake ships get more valuable the rarer they are, and they are all so rare, they don't even exist.

SA convinced me not to invest in bitcoin back when it was at 50 cents. There's no way you FUCKS will troll me out of a fortune again. a

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

GREAT SATAN posted:

SA convinced me not to invest in bitcoin back when it was at 50 cents. There's no way you FUCKS will troll me out of a fortune again. a

If you had put your money into Buttcoin instead, you would have been sitting pretty, but noooooooo.....

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Dr Cheeto posted:

Fart Shitizen

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Seeing it the way it turned out is almost more entertaining than if they had accomplished what they set out.

Predictability is so booooring !

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
someone post chris roberts doing the swooshy thing with his hands

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I wonder what excuse they'll use if the thing sucks a big one when it comes out ? They can't blame the publisher now.

Chris should take a page from pres. Putin's book on how to manage loyalties during a crisis.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Decebal posted:

I wonder what excuse they'll use if the thing sucks a big one when it comes out ? They can't blame the publisher now.

Chris should take a page from pres. Putin's book on how to manage loyalties during a crisis.

they will blame derek smart

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

*posts several dozen gifs of bugs in the dedicated star citizen subforum every day*

oh my god you guys have you seen this failure game look at all the bugs I'm so glad I'm not obsessed with it anymore

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

i made a video a long time ago about it and put horns in it and someone told me to take the horns out so i put more airhorns in and made another video and now the airhorns are like a star citizen meme or something

If you're hoodwinked fool then I laughed heartily at those videos

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Pitdragon posted:

they will blame derek smart

derek smart just wants to gently caress spaceships and cum in them ok

sk3l3tor
Aug 15, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

derek smart just wants to gently caress spaceships and cum in them ok



Has ds posted here yet? If not can someone please get him to write one of his unbiased rants about it?

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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
So...uh...

How's doobie doing these days?

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