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Derek Smart cannot venture out of the Smart Zone, for his powers will disappear. Maybe we can talk him into doing a "Smartse", that is take a picture of his rear end in a top hat, as is his gaming tradition.
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space games are almost all horribly unfun which was the reason everyone stopped making and playing them in the 90s i hope the current glut of the damned things kills any appetite for the BDSSE! when it eventually starts coming out in 2020 after only 6 months of full development
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facebook jihad posted:So...uh... He quit his job to celebrate Alabama football championships full time
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Strategic Tea posted:*posts several dozen gifs of bugs in the dedicated star citizen subforum every day* There are people with over 100 pages of posts in that thread
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I hear that this game is some kinda internet scam but not the good kind with fake tits
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Jun 6, 2016 22:57
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Did they fire that weird PR type dude that was obsessed with the news anchor?
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Jun 6, 2016 22:59
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Consummate Professional posted:Did they fire that weird PR type dude that was obsessed with the news anchor? No, he's the fall guy when the SEC and FTC finally make a move
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Jun 6, 2016 23:00
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Consummate Professional posted:Did they fire that weird PR type dude that was obsessed with the news anchor? He's still at large.
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This game is never fuckin coming out All of you who paid hundreds/thousands of dollars for it are the people I was scamming in Runescape 20 years ago, I know it.
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Jun 6, 2016 23:04
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Bob James posted:He's still at large. 
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:space games are almost all horribly unfun which was the reason everyone stopped making and playing them in the 90s ftl is good you're right though, space sucks. oh boy look at me pull up forever as this enemy ship and I try to circle around behind one another in an empty featureless void seems like all these space games try to be a boring bullshit trading simulator because the combat is always garbage and they need something else to occupy your time
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Jun 6, 2016 23:17
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Bwaha. I'm laughing about video games
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc7ywfd1qe8
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I'm kind of looking forward to when they announce that the game is officially dead and a couple hundred nerds just kill themselves at the same time in what the news will call a cult-like act of self sacrifice.
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Space games are pretty fun, it's just that recent ones have blown dicks. If you didn't have fun playing the capital ship fight maps in Star Wars Battlefront 2 then idk what's up with you.
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never played it but i liked x-wing i think it's the stupid sandbox games that don't work, any space game which is all about dogfighting or killing things or whatever has even odds of being good if they were made a decade ago that is
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to their credit, RSI has actually created a lot of really high-quality assets. not all of it is in the alpha, though. there's, * the racer game thing * the space stations in the alpha * the landing zone on the planet (not yet playable) * all those ships if they could take all these environments and tie them together in a persistent universe, that alone would equal a substantial amount to explore. whether it's worth $100 million or X years work, i kind of doubt it. i don't doubt they'll be able to make a really good game. but at the current pace it will probably take them 5-10 years to build all the stuff they promised. maybe that's not so bad, though. just my 2 cents!!
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Bob James posted:He's still at large. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214
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facebook jihad posted:So...uh... Ironic or unironic, you're probably the only person left who cares.
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i don't know anything about video games other than playing madden and nhl on my xbone but im pretty sure i could make a video game with 42 million dollars lmbo
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this video should automatically appear in all star citizen threads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWq8ynUq7wM wunderkid tech game ceo diva can't play his own fuckin game. if you were planning a livestream, why wouldn't you practice first? this video is from dec 2015 and it appears to be the first time he's ever launched the game. a game he's been helping program since 2012. real confidence builder
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Ivor Biggun posted:Ironic or unironic, you're probably the only person left who cares. I care Whats doobie up tk these days i wonder
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Mange Mite posted:Whats doobie up tk these days i wonder i find myself often having this same thought
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Star Citizen isn't out, but it's led to a lot of funny stuff. Here, have a sample. 
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between september and November every year it is the sweetest most delectable bit of humor on the planet, but for the past few months as theyve been floundering and failing in a million small ways it just isnt the same as their gargantuan fuckups when they try to do something big, like have the creator play the game on a livestream which, if you haven't seen, was a TOTAL DISASTER worth the 19 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWq8ynUq7wM
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seriously, in the first three seconds he reveals his password and then for the rest of the video literally nothing works. live demo. gently caress me.
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BeefThief posted:seriously, in the first three seconds he reveals his password and then for the rest of the video literally nothing works. live demo. gently caress me. You must not know what an "alpha build" means buddy.  They just need more time ! Such quality can't be rushed
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i am currently fueling up my space ship and am goign to kill chris roberts and derek smart on the moon, but will sacrifice my own life in the process
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Here's Ben Lesnick. Star Citizen community manager  Here's Sandra Roberts. Wife of the CEO and head of customer service. Claims to be the hardest working person there.    Wonderful videos by popular star citizens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlWQ3s5Xc8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGRsEF953n0&list=LLiuVX2traAHMLPX_zTLWRsw&index=103
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Jun 20, 2016 03:44
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Stab all those nerds and redistribute the wealth to starving chickpea farmers in isreal
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star citizen is really weird these people have massive elaborate fantasies about the poo poo they are going to be able to do in this game and have like arguments about what ships are better for what things despite the fact that a) the game isn't out and b) the details of the game, as in the mechanics, have not even been finalized yet im a fuckin eve player and i am amazed at the length of time that people can talk about concept art of space ships in a game that doesn't exist yet. like i couldnt talk for 20 minutes about a ship in eve and its an actual game with balance and mechanics and im probably at autist level
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i guess what im saying is that i play the absolutely most shameful video game possibly of all time and the worst most terrible shitlers in the game whose players have a reputation for being terrible shitlers are still less cringeworthy than anything ive ever seen with regards to star citizen
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PleasureKevin posted:to their credit, RSI has actually created a lot of really high-quality assets. not all of it is in the alpha, though. there's, its naive as fuckin hell to look at the assets theyve created in the context of a persistent universe sandbox mmo and think they have made any progress at all whatsoever. even under their original release criteria of 'a handful of systems to explore' the poo poo they are showing 3 years after the game is supposed to have come out is pretty pathetic. the stream of smoke collectively blowing out of everyones rear end about how 'immersive' this game will be are loving hilarious, just because a bunch of nerds are walking around on a space station and can undock their ships to shoot each othe doesnt mean that it will even vaguely resemble a 'universe' nor will it be the next-gen super freelancer mmo they think it will be like their original design doc was a 5-10 year endeavour and the scope of the project has ballooned to such a hilarious degree that even in the most blindly optimistic of light i cant see them pulling any of it off
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Ork of Fiction posted:Classic FYAD. 
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Every time my brain forgets zoo furred trek Each time is like a new horrible first with that video
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someone Please contact Me, I need to Sell All of my Ships. I have alot. ok So If you Need Ships, please Contact Me!!
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