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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
15 minutes in to the meeting, two of the participants are having trouble figuring out how to connect via Skype. a third called in directly but couldn't see any of the visuals. boss is trying to walk them through dialing in via email, and is giving them bad info.

the trouble is perhaps in part because they've mandated we move to skype for business but the configuration doesnt' allow people outside our network to connect.

this includes people at our divisions, such as in their HQ a mile up the road.

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jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



maniacdevnull posted:

ahahahahahahaha

lol if u lync

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Iridium posted:

15 minutes in to the meeting, two of the participants are having trouble figuring out how to connect via Skype. a third called in directly but couldn't see any of the visuals. boss is trying to walk them through dialing in via email, and is giving them bad info.

the trouble is perhaps in part because they've mandated we move to skype for business but the configuration doesnt' allow people outside our network to connect.

this includes people at our divisions, such as in their HQ a mile up the road.

click here to join the meeting

unless you dont work here

then just click here to go gently caress yourself

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

maniacdevnull posted:

click here to join the meeting

unless you dont work here

then just click here to go gently caress yourself

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
"Your meeting will start momentarily! Please continue to hold"

says automated voice which has no idea at all whether a meeting is about to begin

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

maniacdevnull posted:

click here to join the meeting

unless you dont work here

then just click here to go gently caress yourself

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

qntm posted:

"Your meeting will start momentarily! Please continue to hold"

says automated voice which has no idea at all whether a meeting is about to begin

think we use that same teleconf provider cause that message is too dumb to actually be common

...right?

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

carry on then posted:

think we use that same teleconf provider cause that message is too dumb to actually be common

...right?

AT&T I think

HaveARottenDay
Aug 5, 2013

"Okay, now that we're done with introductions, I will pass control over to Marcus for the remainder of the presentation."

* 20 seconds of silence. Mouse cursor begins to move, clicks the close window button on the demo*

"Marcus? You... Are you there? I think you closed..."

*Cursor continues to fumble around*

"The icon to... to the left... Can you guys hear me okay? We appear to be having some issues... I don't think Marcus can hear us"

*30 more seconds of silence and occasional throat clearing go by*

"Marcus." long pause

"has joined the conference"

"Hey guys sorry about that, I lost internet connection. Not sure what happened there."



Not sure how he managed to control the mouse without a connection but :ok:

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

it almost sounds like using teamspeak would be more foolproof than most of these "business" products

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



our voip system has built in conferencing and its pretty awesome and painless, you literally dial a phone number if youre not in the company and then a 3 digit code, if youre internal you just dial 7 and the three digit code

screen sharing is built in but kinda meh

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


literally 12+ hours of conference call meetings this week, the first 3 hours was to agree to send an email for comments on the feedback from the meeting in order to discuss it in the next meeting


i told them to gently caress off for the rest of them and that i'd only turn up if our pm came to me in person and told me it was necessary. he had to go to all of them and was not happy about it

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
i didn't know I could feel 'triggered' until I found this thread

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
decline all meetings that dont have an agenda. i just gave u 75% of ur time back

shitface
Nov 23, 2006

we had the best meeting ever when one of the Bulgarian guys was done talking and handed over to someone else but didn't stop sharing his screen before idly browsing through a list of black cuckold porn. whole thing was recorded and uploaded to the intranet too

e: oh ffs word filter :argh: anyway I forgot the really shameful part. he was using Windows 10

shitface fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jul 7, 2016

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

obstipator posted:

decline all meetings that dont have an agenda. i just gave u 75% of ur time back

This sounds like winning advice

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
so following up my company's turndown of our webex, boss went back and kicked and screamed until he got his back with the evidence of that hosed up Skype meeting in hand.

this morning he asked me to spend a few minutes helping him test it, just the two of us.

it took three separate meeting invites, two attempts to call in, and then it broke when he tried to record some of it to make sure that was working.







gently caress me.



Lutha Mahtin posted:

it almost sounds like using teamspeak would be more foolproof than most of these "business" products

I want to love this idea but god, trying to explain teamspeak or mumble to anyone at manager level or up is probably some kind of sysphean nightmare

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



we got a new conference call system that's based on our extension and if the person hosting the call hasn't opened the line it just tells you that the number you dialed doesn't exist. obviously this has caused all sorts of hilarious issues with people who can't put two and two together

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Iridium posted:

I want to love this idea but god, trying to explain teamspeak or mumble to anyone at manager level or up is probably some kind of sysphean nightmare

yeah and that's if you can even get over the hurdle of "we're not installing video game software on computers"

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
i did another GoToMeeting the other day and it worked fine. also did a skype for business meeting and it worked fine.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


skype for business is such a loving dumb name

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Thanks Ants posted:

skype for business is such a loving dumb name

Teamspeak for business would solve some problems

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



mumble for devs would also be apropos

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Agile Vector posted:

mumble for devs would also be apropos

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Agile Vector posted:

mumble for devs would also be apropos

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Beast of Bourbon posted:

I was on a call with a client today, and so was my partner. he's usually just riding shotgun to answer any major financial questions [he's the money], and it was going great. client was eating lunch, fairly quietly, was proceeding nicely. skype call, so you can tell who's making noise.

massive toilet flush from the partner's side. just like his phone was in the toilet bowl levels of clarity and loudness.

there was about 10 seconds of silence, and the client just bursts out laughing and laughing and my partner is like "wait what, i missed it, sorry i was on mute"




Satellit3 posted:

this is awesome lol


maniacdevnull posted:

loving hilarious



comedy gold

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

qntm posted:

AT&T I think

yep

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
currently in a call when one of the participants started echoing after a few words, and it kept going louder and louder and louder etc for like a full minute, to the point where 4 people just left the loving call and i had to mute myself as not to add an explosion of laughter thanks bye

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


*dials into conferencing provider with a cheap analogue desk telephone that happens to have a speakerphone feature*

"wow the quality of this service sure is bad!!!"

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

speakerphone + accent = productive use of everyone's time!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



had to hang up and redial several numbers because our legacy audio bridge and telepresence bridge dont share numbers and there order matters

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



*spends ten minutes talking about video guys background while phone members just sit quietly*

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

maniacdevnull posted:

speakerphone + accent = productive use of everyone's time!

maybe if you're poo poo with accents

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

kickstarter idea: a training program to get people up to speed on listening past accents because it's seriously not that difficult guys, c'mon

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

duTrieux. posted:

kickstarter idea: a training program to get people up to speed on listening past accents because it's seriously not that difficult guys, c'mon

*mumbles and never pauses between words or sentences*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

duTrieux. posted:

kickstarter idea: a training program to get people up to speed on listening past accents because it's seriously not that difficult guys, c'mon

Please do the needful

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

maniacdevnull posted:

speakerphone + accent = productive use of everyone's time!

If I were ever cursed by ending up a VoIP admin literally the first thing I would do would be removing speakerphone from anyone under door-level.

And I shall be called Saint RedSquare of the Cube Farm...

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
i used to work for a tiny company that only had one teleconference number

had a bunch of customers dial in for an operations update call in the middle of an emergency board call, that was awkward

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



maniacdevnull posted:

*mumbles and never pauses between words or sentences*

nice english speaking american dev call you got there. itd be a shame if somebody spoke up :clint:

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Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Lutha Mahtin posted:

it almost sounds like using teamspeak would be more foolproof than most of these "business" products

wasnt it once named teamstream

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