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komputer kirby a guy who upgrades your RAM
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Popman has the ability to morph his unattractive blob-like form into anything he wants, but chooses not to and instead spends his energy ranting about women on comedy forums.
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Jun 7, 2016 17:46
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BUFFALO MAN I'm from Buffalo. I didn't mean to get mixed up in all of this. Please don't kill me, I have a family.
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The Better Man used to be an ordinary man until he was bitten by a cursed radioative self-improvement DVD, and now has the power to be better than anyone at what they are supposed to do best. Brutalizator, the strongest destructive force on earth is rampaging downtown? The Better Man will inexplicably get extremely buff and beat Brutalizator into the loving ground before going back to his normal appearance. The 10 best chefs on earth have managed to kidnap The Better Man's girlfriend and threaten to kill her unless he cooks a meal that would be better than theirs? The Better Man cooks the first meal that ever gets a 7 stars rating in those snotty "gourmet" guides. A GBS poster says "I'm gay" and The Better Man will suck a dozen cocks right there on the spot just to be gayer than him. The Weaboo can use any power, spell, or fighting technique that ever appeared in a manga, but only once. Even though he could have very easily joined the forces of evil, he decided instead to tread the gray line between good and evil (which is to say that the League of Cool Guy who Protect Justice and Stuff sometimes hires him in a pinch but still find him weird so they haven't exactly allowed him to join for real). His greatest limitation (you know, except from being absolutely unable to speak to girls, aside from his fellow disgusting weeb Miss Fujo, and even then it's only about anime) is that he can't use the same attack/power/spell/magical ability twice, so by the time the story starts, he has already gone through most of the powers in action/fighting/fantasy mangas like Dragon Ball and has to get increasingly creative with whatever special powers he can find in stuff for girls, 4-panels comic or hentai.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:01
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The Entertainer Super powered song and dance man. Ability to dazzle his enemies with his Jazz Hands attack.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:06
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Aging Man The power of time itself flows through this hero! Criminals cower in fear in the realization of how their bodies and minds will degrade when viewing his wizened visage.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:13
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The Moderator Able to perform all admin functions on any internet site or online game. The ultimate internet powerhouse
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Jun 7, 2016 20:01
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im anus fart man
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