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for a few desperate months, I'll be a lookout for the Denver Free State, subsisting on cans of Alpo and a raided case of Dippin' Dots, until the Trumpdozers come roaring in to demolish our ramshackle refuge and kidnap us all for organ-slaves.
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Jun 8, 2016 12:04
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Jun 8, 2016 12:08
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Zorodius posted:for a few desperate months, I'll be a lookout for the Denver Free State, subsisting on cans of Alpo and a raided case of Dippin' Dots, until the Trumpdozers come roaring in to demolish our ramshackle refuge and kidnap us all for organ-slaves. *Webs you up* Buddy, I know things look bad right now. But I'm telling you: you're gonna love being a shiny robot spider.
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Jun 8, 2016 12:36
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I'll will bang on the war drums on the Trump Wagon
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Jun 8, 2016 12:38
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The president haha
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Jun 8, 2016 12:38
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I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing while we become a more safe and prosperous nations. You know, America being great again.
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Jun 8, 2016 12:41
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Power bottom.
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Jun 8, 2016 12:41
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Unibrow posted:I hope to be piloting the zeppelin in the following photo I received from the future This is a terible caricature of trump. Doesn't have any of his most salient features: the piggy little eyes, the unnatural skin tone, the bizarre facial lines, his hair isnt even drawn all hosed up.
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Jun 8, 2016 12:45
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Forcefully recruited into the KKK and led to the Wall to pick off traitors heading for Mexico
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Jun 8, 2016 12:48
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Booblord Zagats posted:Runaway Slave Catcher Come back!
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Bug Bill Murray posted:It's pretty obvious by now that Donald J. Trump is going to be the 45th president of the United States, but what's less obvious is the different roles we're going to have once he begins his inevitable ascent to God-Emperor. Whether you're a mud farmer scraping a meager living in the barren wastes that once was the midwest, or a member of Trump's cybernetic praetorian guard in neo-Atlantic City, everyone will have a role to play. My profession, one of few in our freedom hellscape, is titled "Greed Monger. " We select few travel the old plains and blood swamps for any perceived treasure. If we find a structure that hasn't collapsed from the Election War of '16 we loot anything we can of value. Usually Its things like Trump Steaks or Trump Vodka. The finest food for the finest King. Occasionally, we stumble upon one of "The Very Bad Things." If we do find these places, we burn all the so-called "books" before anyone sees them. Not many peasants roam these lands. They know hiding from us is better than going to the Best Job Centers. Praise Trump Trump for the Trump God Trump for the Trump throne
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Jun 8, 2016 12:59
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howdy to the seven other deacon jims wandering the wastelands
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Jun 8, 2016 13:00
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Jun 8, 2016 21:26
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I'm a thin blonde woman of eastern European heritage, I think im gonna be ok
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Jun 8, 2016 21:27
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:My brain and heart will be implanted within Unit GWW1103: a ten foot tall gold-plated mechanical spider. The Golden Wall Weavers will only catch the tail end of the US/Mexican wall project, but we will see a great deal of use in urban renewal projects, as we weave beautiful golden fences around entire districts of Undesirables (based on that district's voting record) and then hunt down all living creatures trapped inside. I support Walling off undesirable districts based on voting record, NOT on race. Pasty-white San Francisco: WALL!
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Jun 8, 2016 21:29
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Maoist Pussy posted:I support Walling off undesirable districts based on voting record, NOT on race. Pasty-white San Francisco: WALL! Finally, we can get rid of Philadelphia. I would like to participate as a herald of Trump's dynasty. A Trumpet, if you would: visiting other countries and telling them about how wise it is to invest in the Wall and begin buying stocks. Or just building things that run out of funding and forcing local people to pay for it by suing them.
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Bug Bill Murray posted:man a yellowstone caldera event + trump prez would be some fun times for sure we lose contact with Lowtax in the chaos immediately following the Event and no contingency is put in place to continue paying SA's bills; a couple months later, it's shut down permanently, though it inevitably would have been purged from the internet following the passage of the Cyberterrorism Act anyway the last post is: quote:MODS KNEW
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Jun 8, 2016 21:45
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Foreign POW used as slave labour to maintain the Wall. Failing to meet daily work expectations means no food. The wall is high and the border long so our toil is endless. Sometimes the illegals attack when we are working on the outside. We defend ourselves as best we can with our work tools. Those who survive get to bury the fallen in a shallow ditch. Trump steaks for dinner every sunday tough!
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Jun 8, 2016 21:53
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these rebel jerkoff fantasies are cute, all of your roles are going to be "boot licker," "quisling," or "toady"
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Jun 8, 2016 21:53
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Jun 8, 2016 22:01
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I'm starting my campaign now for cell block captain of Prison Camp (I mean, Trump Hotels and Department of Justice Bargain Accommodation Center) 225J! I promise equal sharing of all gruel we receive and frequent Hogans Heroes type escape attempts and escapades!
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Jun 8, 2016 22:35
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walgreenslatino posted:these rebel jerkoff fantasies are cute, all of your roles are going to be "boot licker," "quisling," or "toady" Actually I'm really good @ bass guitar, so shows what u know!
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Jun 8, 2016 22:38
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My role will be rich European laughing at the news footage of Americans trying to sneak into Mexico but can't because Trump built a giant wall trapping you all in hell.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:37
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Maoist Pussy posted:Why not just, you know, convert. So simple.
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I see myself as more of a curmudgeonly old Jeremy Irons who sets the heroes on the path to adventure.
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Jun 9, 2016 06:46
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Murdered Mexican-American
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Jun 9, 2016 07:00
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I'll help smuggle Mexicans, Blacks and other undesirables into Canada.
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Jun 9, 2016 07:06
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Y-Hat posted:because i'm not a fan of Spanish Inquistion-style bullshit like that. also i'm not muslim Nobody has to inquisition you, dude, just stop going to Allah-church. It's easy.
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Jun 9, 2016 07:41
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I'll stay as far away from your country as I do now. Basically, nothing will change.
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Jun 9, 2016 07:49
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treiz01 posted:I'll stay as far away from your country as I do now. Basically, nothing will change. It's funny because after all this time you honestly think we can't bring trouble to you in your own country through sheer incompetence.
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Jun 9, 2016 07:52
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Actually, everyone ITT who thinks they will be some sort of bitch-made malcontent will be remade into a healthy, attractive, motivated American who achieves his or her personal goals, fucks often and contributes to the life and culture of friends, family and the nation. No doubt this future scares the living poo poo out of many of you. 
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Jun 9, 2016 07:56
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I'm gonna work for the drug cartels as an inside man and make just a shitload of money.
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Jun 9, 2016 07:59
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This guy:
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Boz0r posted:This guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6JBx_2tov4
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Jun 9, 2016 08:15
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Probably serve in the IRL Night's Watch on the Trump wall, OP.
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gibbet JiveHonky posted:butchered for food by mad maxian marauders in the wasteland, maybe my bones could be used in the Wall somehow. breeding stud Iron Prince posted:presidential weed tester biological lead water indicator The Sphinxster posted:Insurgent anthropological zoo exhibit Pawn 17 posted:Wall builder. crash test dummy SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Part time wall guard/part time coyote lot lizard Ork of Fiction posted:I'll play bass. Ppl always need a bass player. organ grinder primate Tom Gorman posted:i'll live naked in a cage on a high platform serving as bait, until someone stops long enough for my gang to waylay them leader of band of mischievous child thieves rock rock posted:I'll probably get into the HR side of yardwork or the fruit industry. mine slave Uncle Wemus posted:corpse soylent ElectricSheep posted:I'm going to just stand on street corners holding an umbrella and claim that I'm a rainmaker in this trickle-down economy masked superhero Pope Mobile posted:If I survive, I'll end up being a mud farmer. But I'll be terrible at farming mud and end up dead in a pile of dirt. bloodbag The Bananana posted:Lone Samurai, skilled int he ways of Gun-cota limbless beggar ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:Master Programmer in charge of guarding The Wall with Trump Drones. sentry Maoist Pussy posted:I will work my way up from 1st Spear Centurion to Field Commander of Trump's multi-ethnic All-America Legion, fighting in the civil wars against White Liberal Racists. Eventually, I will enter a degenerate affair with the sultry Queen of ancient Mexico, become addicted to opium, and redeem myself at the last with a noble suicide. court eunuch drat horror queefs posted:i will toil beside my ethnically impure brethren in the presidentenführer's great cocaine mines, until my blood feeds the soil of the thirsty, wasted earth servitor Unbelievably Fat Man posted:i'm building a massive attic for the inferior races to hide in when trump begins the exterminations. slumlord satanic splash-back posted:i will record the greatest deeds and greatest dudes and greatest doo-doos of the time, for they are all equally important and memorable scribe Y-Hat posted:head of a militia formed in my neighborhood to ensure that the Trump Troopers don't ransack the many Bangladeshi (Muslim) owned businesses here raider dethkon posted:Pissing in the wrong bathroom. Im problem-addict! street corner preacher Skoll posted:Lone samurai who sells his AR-15 for hire to desperate villages in need of purging them browns. warlord ghetto wormhole posted:I'm the guy who fires mortars from the back of a toyota hilux every night at 3am to make the local enforcer garrison piss themselves drone strikee Runaktla posted:I'll be a guard for the Santa Ana death camp in Orange County, California, and I will escape and run away when the Mexicans in our death camps are freed by the Canadians and Japanese. ballet dancer spud posted:Donald J Trumps personal fluffer. porn star ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I voted cannibal, but if we're being real here I get sent to a FEMA camp in 2021 for political dissidence in line with COG Edict 46 (issued after the Yellowstone Event but before the annexation of Canada), and get liquidated so they can archive my chromosome and recycle the protein bodypillow consultant Robo Reagan posted:poopsmith gay porn star zimboe posted:Forensic veterinarian. zika test subject Blurry Gray Thing posted:My brain and heart will be implanted within Unit GWW1103: a ten foot tall gold-plated mechanical spider. The Golden Wall Weavers will only catch the tail end of the US/Mexican wall project, but we will see a great deal of use in urban renewal projects, as we weave beautiful golden fences around entire districts of Undesirables (based on that district's voting record) and then hunt down all living creatures trapped inside. deactivated prototype cyborg Unibrow posted:I hope to be piloting the zeppelin in the following photo I received from the future human torpedo crew Kharnifex posted:Disciple of Milo. biological weapon Pick posted:I'm a thin blonde woman of eastern European heritage, I think im gonna be ok imperial harem slave HoboNews posted:Finally, we can get rid of Philadelphia. crucifixion client posted:blind merchant pushing a cart full of exotic turds obese Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:My role will be rich European laughing at the news footage of Americans trying to sneak into Mexico but can't because Trump built a giant wall trapping you all in hell. radioactive ash The Brown Menace posted:adeptus astartes Tiberius Thyben posted:I'll help smuggle Mexicans, Blacks and other undesirables into Canada. slaver Falun Bong Refugee posted:I'm gonna work for the drug cartels as an inside man and make just a shitload of money. merchant prince Boz0r posted:This guy: wow gold farmer Immortan posted:Probably serve in the IRL Night's Watch on the Trump wall, OP. footstool
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