What role will have you have during the Trump presidency?

What will YOU be during Trump's presidency?
	Crazy Preacher
	Highwayman
	Wandering monk/mystic
	Mud farmer
	TRUMP AEGIS liquidation cyborg
	Guy who calls himself �deacon jim�
	Mutated Mud Farmer
	Wandering Knight (shotguns)
	Oddsmaker for the Arena of Skulls
	Cannibal
	Twitter scribe
	Lone Samurai
	IT Administrator

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

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Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

noctambulous nebab posted:

NEET

gibbet

JiveHonky posted:

butchered for food by mad maxian marauders in the wasteland, maybe my bones could be used in the Wall somehow.

breeding stud

Iron Prince posted:

presidential weed tester

biological lead water indicator

The Sphinxster posted:

Insurgent

anthropological zoo exhibit

Pawn 17 posted:

Wall builder.

crash test dummy

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Part time wall guard/part time coyote

lot lizard

Ork of Fiction posted:

I'll play bass. Ppl always need a bass player.

organ grinder primate

Tom Gorman posted:

i'll live naked in a cage on a high platform serving as bait, until someone stops long enough for my gang to waylay them

leader of band of mischievous child thieves

rock rock posted:

I'll probably get into the HR side of yardwork or the fruit industry.
Going to be a lot of money in workers in those fields.

mine slave

Uncle Wemus posted:

corpse

soylent

ElectricSheep posted:

I'm going to just stand on street corners holding an umbrella and claim that I'm a rainmaker in this trickle-down economy

maybe I'll get hired as some sort of consultant

masked superhero

Pope Mobile posted:

If I survive, I'll end up being a mud farmer. But I'll be terrible at farming mud and end up dead in a pile of dirt.

bloodbag

The Bananana posted:

Lone Samurai, skilled int he ways of Gun-cota

limbless beggar

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

Master Programmer in charge of guarding The Wall with Trump Drones.

sentry

Maoist Pussy posted:

I will work my way up from 1st Spear Centurion to Field Commander of Trump's multi-ethnic All-America Legion, fighting in the civil wars against White Liberal Racists. Eventually, I will enter a degenerate affair with the sultry Queen of ancient Mexico, become addicted to opium, and redeem myself at the last with a noble suicide.

court eunuch

drat horror queefs posted:

i will toil beside my ethnically impure brethren in the presidentenf�hrer's great cocaine mines, until my blood feeds the soil of the thirsty, wasted earth

servitor

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

i'm building a massive attic for the inferior races to hide in when trump begins the exterminations.

slumlord

satanic splash-back posted:

i will record the greatest deeds and greatest dudes and greatest doo-doos of the time, for they are all equally important and memorable

scribe

Y-Hat posted:

head of a militia formed in my neighborhood to ensure that the Trump Troopers don't ransack the many Bangladeshi (Muslim) owned businesses here

raider

dethkon posted:

Pissing in the wrong bathroom. Im problem-addict!

street corner preacher

Skoll posted:

Lone samurai who sells his AR-15 for hire to desperate villages in need of purging them browns.

warlord

ghetto wormhole posted:

I'm the guy who fires mortars from the back of a toyota hilux every night at 3am to make the local enforcer garrison piss themselves

drone strikee

Runaktla posted:

I'll be a guard for the Santa Ana death camp in Orange County, California, and I will escape and run away when the Mexicans in our death camps are freed by the Canadians and Japanese.

I will later be tried for war crimes due to my role in the camp in 2070 when I am 90 years old by the tireless legal system funded by the wealthy Jose Rodriguenthal Foundation.

ballet dancer

spud posted:

Donald J Trumps personal fluffer.

porn star

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I voted cannibal, but if we're being real here I get sent to a FEMA camp in 2021 for political dissidence in line with COG Edict 46 (issued after the Yellowstone Event but before the annexation of Canada), and get liquidated so they can archive my chromosome and recycle the protein

bodypillow consultant

Robo Reagan posted:

poopsmith

gay porn star

zimboe posted:

Forensic veterinarian.

zika test subject

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

My brain and heart will be implanted within Unit GWW1103: a ten foot tall gold-plated mechanical spider. The Golden Wall Weavers will only catch the tail end of the US/Mexican wall project, but we will see a great deal of use in urban renewal projects, as we weave beautiful golden fences around entire districts of Undesirables (based on that district's voting record) and then hunt down all living creatures trapped inside.

But there's good news. After I'm processed, my sweetmeats will be coming to a Trumpmart near you. So eat me before I eat you.

deactivated prototype cyborg

Unibrow posted:

I hope to be piloting the zeppelin in the following photo I received from the future

human torpedo crew

Kharnifex posted:

Disciple of Milo.

biological weapon

Pick posted:

I'm a thin blonde woman of eastern European heritage, I think im gonna be ok

imperial harem slave

HoboNews posted:

Finally, we can get rid of Philadelphia.

I would like to participate as a herald of Trump's dynasty. A Trumpet, if you would: visiting other countries and telling them about how wise it is to invest in the Wall and begin buying stocks. Or just building things that run out of funding and forcing local people to pay for it by suing them.

crucifixion

client posted:

blind merchant pushing a cart full of exotic turds

obese

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

My role will be rich European laughing at the news footage of Americans trying to sneak into Mexico but can't because Trump built a giant wall trapping you all in hell.

radioactive ash