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What will YOU be during Trump's presidency?
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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

What's the English equivalent of "Intifada"?

"HIV"

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I will work my way up from 1st Spear Centurion to Field Commander of Trump's multi-ethnic All-America Legion, fighting in the civil wars against White Liberal Racists. Eventually, I will enter a degenerate affair with the sultry Queen of ancient Mexico, become addicted to opium, and redeem myself at the last with a noble suicide.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Why not just, you know, convert. So simple.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
You guys could all save yourselves a lot of trouble by just typing "traitor".

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

how can i speak sedition when my mouth is crammed full of marine cock?

chris, did you even see the ribbon on my hummer? its the one with calvin in camouflage pissing on an ethnic.

American is a multi-ethnic nation. You had better get your Calvin pissing on a liberal or a foreign terrorist, pronto. Citizen.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Man, you guys don't sound very confident about your ability to find a positive role in a better world. Almost like you want things to stay poo poo.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

My brain and heart will be implanted within Unit GWW1103: a ten foot tall gold-plated mechanical spider. The Golden Wall Weavers will only catch the tail end of the US/Mexican wall project, but we will see a great deal of use in urban renewal projects, as we weave beautiful golden fences around entire districts of Undesirables (based on that district's voting record) and then hunt down all living creatures trapped inside.

But there's good news. After I'm processed, my sweetmeats will be coming to a Trumpmart near you. So eat me before I eat you.

I support Walling off undesirable districts based on voting record, NOT on race. Pasty-white San Francisco: WALL!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Y-Hat posted:

because i'm not a fan of Spanish Inquistion-style bullshit like that. also i'm not muslim

Nobody has to inquisition you, dude, just stop going to Allah-church. It's easy.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Actually, everyone ITT who thinks they will be some sort of bitch-made malcontent will be remade into a healthy, attractive, motivated American who achieves his or her personal goals, fucks often and contributes to the life and culture of friends, family and the nation.

No doubt this future scares the living poo poo out of many of you.

:911:

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