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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nothing is more disgusting than sweet bbq sauce

vinegar forever

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005



turn upside down, stick into a chicken pie and squeeze

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

King of Bees posted:

No it's for cooking imo

you can cook children

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I just read the wiki page, what the gently caress Alabama!? Mayo does not belong in a BBQ sauce!
Mayonnaise is an oil based condiment and will be served separate from any vinegar based sauces!:argh:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Any one that eats that bullshit vinegar style sauce is retarded

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

vyst posted:

Any one that eats that bullshit vinegar style sauce is retarded

Incorrect because you are in fact the retarded one.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

Mozi posted:

nothing is more disgusting than sweet bbq sauce

vinegar forever

This dude gets it

vyst posted:

Any one that eats that bullshit vinegar style sauce is retarded

This dude does not

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

When I was a kid I enjoyed this barbecue sauce:



To be honest the only time I really have barbecue sauce now is at restaurants or potluck types things, so I don't have any strong preferences, but I very rarely run into ones I don't like.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You realy should try making your own sauce, store bought is merely adequate.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

KC Masterpiece Original or Hunt's Hickory ftw

also homemade when I feel like it

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Bullseye bbq sauce baby!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I use store brand bbq sauce from a gas station that sells bbq. Spicy Carolina style sauce :yum:

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


In varying proportions depending on my mood:

Garlic
Onions
Chillies
Ketchup
Malt vinegar
Cumin
Smoked paprika
Molasses
Brown sugar

Heat, blend, push through a sieve.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Sweet Baby Rays is p good store bought sauce.

If you're cutting carbs like a fat piece of poo poo, Stubbs Spicy is p good store bought sauce.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Goatfather posted:

I use store brand bbq sauce from a gas station that sells bbq. Spicy Carolina style sauce :yum:

Which direction Carolina? This is important

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
When I eat ribs, which is as often as I possibly can, I like to add a smidge of sriracha on top of the bbq sauce for some extra heat. Am I a bbq heretic?

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Its pretty loving good to my plebe palate and I tentatively recommend it. They go good together

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Iron Crowned posted:

Which direction Carolina? This is important

south carolina is king


mustard base is objectively the best


all those who disagree are loving r words

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Smash it Smash hit posted:

south carolina is king


mustard base is objectively the best


all those who disagree are loving r words

drat, you have no taste, Eastern North is the true BBQ

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Iron Crowned posted:

Which direction Carolina? This is important

In virginia Carolina style means vinegar

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

When I eat ribs, which is as often as I possibly can, I like to add a smidge of sriracha on top of the bbq sauce for some extra heat. Am I a bbq heretic?

Heretic? You are riding high on the sriracha revival my friend.:kimchi:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Iron Crowned posted:

drat, you have no taste, Eastern North is the true BBQ

thats so wrong its not even funny.

mustard base is king

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

The Goatfather posted:

In virginia Carolina style means vinegar

gross

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Its pretty loving good to my plebe palate and I tentatively recommend it. They go good together

Never be tentative, seize that rib and make it yours

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Smash it Smash hit posted:

thats so wrong its not even funny.

mustard base is king

mustard is pure garbage only eaten by garbage people

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
BBQ sauce is just ketchup and spices, laughing my butt off at the op getting all Internet badass about his sugar paste lolololol

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I pity the man who has not sampled a tomato free bbq sauce

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I pity the man who has not sampled a tomato free bbq sauce

That and mustard free

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I make a lot of dumb jokes on the internet, but I'm totally serious about date honey bbq sauce:swoon:

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Iron Crowned posted:

mustard is pure garbage only eaten by garbage people

hence why it's limited to south carolina

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
There are some good sauces to be found in the grocery store, Sweet Baby Rays, Danny's Bald Headed, and Stubbs are all good.

I use Kraft Original for a base if I want to make my own.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

notZaar posted:

BBQ sauce is just ketchup and spices, laughing my butt off at the op getting all Internet badass about his sugar paste lolololol

bbq sauce is actually an umbrella term for a rich panoply of sauces, many of which are not ketchup or even tomato based. BITCH.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

south carolina is king


mustard base is objectively the best


all those who disagree are loving r words

i agree with this about 60%, with the caveat that most of what i think of as south carolina bbq is actually just north carolina bbq.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

bbq sauce is actually an umbrella term for a rich panoply of sauces, many of which are not ketchup or even tomato based. BITCH.

Ah yes how crass of me not to recognize all the bespoke and artisinal sugar pastes that you are so passionate about. You dumb spicy ketchup swilling mofo

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Mustard based sauces are ok but they're clearly the inferior sauce.

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?
Rufus Teague is the only store bought sauce. Everything else is BBQ flavored corn syrup (looking at you Sweet Baby Ray's).

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i recently purchased a ralph's brand memphis style bbq sauce that didn't have any corn syrup in it. no date honey either though

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I will literally not eat any other sauce besides mustard once you have old mustard base lol what's the point?

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.


it's the boss, because it says so right on the goddamn bottle

i've yet to find something that isn't improved by slathering this bossy sauce on it

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Ben Murphy posted:



it's the boss, because it says so right on the goddamn bottle

i've yet to find something that isn't improved by slathering this bossy sauce on it

Not mustard So it's garbage

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