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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Civ V got it correct that there are three pillars of political ideology - Liberalism, Socialism/Communism and Nationalism/Fascism. This is enlightening because it allows one to think in three dimensions - not the two dimensions of that dumb social vs economic liberty graph, and certainly not the one-dimensional thinking that describes everything as "leftwing" or else "rightwing". "Conservative" is not the opposite of Liberal; Western conservatives are merely old-fashioned adherents to Liberal ideology.

What it got wrong was positing that the three ideologies are opposed. In fact, they are complementary, like colors.

Man must have freedom, man must have bread, and man must have meaning. A child must learn to share, to fight and to be himself. Liberalism lets a man breathe free and be creative, but he cannot do that without equality and Socialism. Socialism requires a New Man, but only Fascism can create the New Man. This unity-of-three-vectors-of-being even shows up in the trinitary gods of PIE cultures.

A mere liberal is a degenerate. A mere fascist is a brute. A mere socialist is a drone. A man who is all three is a whole person.

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. E Pluribus Unum. Western Civilization is built on these three pillars.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

can i still make Gandhi a homicidal warlord

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Civ V got it correct that there are three pillars of political ideology - Liberalism, Socialism/Communism and Nationalism/Fascism. This is enlightening because it allows one to think in three dimensions - not the two dimensions of that dumb social vs economic liberty graph, and certainly not the one-dimensional thinking that describes everything as "leftwing" or else "rightwing". "Conservative" is not the opposite of Liberal; Western conservatives are merely old-fashioned adherents to Liberal ideology.

What it got wrong was positing that the three ideologies are opposed. In fact, they are complementary, like colors.

Man must have freedom, man must have bread, and man must have meaning. A child must learn to share, to fight and to be himself. Liberalism lets a man breathe free and be creative, but he cannot do that without equality and Socialism. Socialism requires a New Man, but only Fascism can create the New Man. This unity-of-three-vectors-of-being even shows up in the trinitary gods of PIE cultures.

A mere liberal is a degenerate. A mere fascist is a brute. A mere socialist is a drone. A man who is all three is a whole person.

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. E Pluribus Unum. Western Civilization is built on these three pillars.

didnt read dsummarize it

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


symbolic posted:

can i still make Gandhi a homicidal warlord

He's already got his finger on that button.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



symbolic posted:

can i still make Gandhi a homicidal warlord

i heard apparently there was a trait in the ai scripting for how likely to use nukes a leader was, and they screwed up a decimal place in civ 1. since then they made ghandi quick to lob ICBMs as an easter egg.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
is there not a third way

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
The OP is a National Socialist.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Actually, I favor a balance. A harmony between Liberalism, Fascism and Socialism.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Otisburg posted:

i heard apparently there was a trait in the ai scripting for how likely to use nukes a leader was, and they screwed up a decimal place in civ 1. since then they made ghandi quick to lob ICBMs as an easter egg.

Almost, "war monger" was an AI trait, and like all traits in Civ 1 it went from 0-10 where 0 was the least war mongering, Gandhi was set to 0. These traits could change as you played though, and if you then did something to make Gandhi less of a war monger, the scale looped around, from 0 to 10 and then Gandhi went all nuke happy.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
nah i already heard you say things like 'such and such group of people are degenerates and should be rounded up and killed" i already heard you talking of these things and self identifying as fascist you cant trick me. did you have a political epiphany while playing civ V hehehe

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Farmland Park posted:

Almost, "war monger" was an AI trait, and like all traits in Civ 1 it went from 0-10 where 0 was the least war mongering, Gandhi was set to 0. These traits could change as you played though, and if you then did something to make Gandhi less of a war monger, the scale looped around, from 0 to 10 and then Gandhi went all nuke happy.
e: i'm retarded, never mind

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
glad they got one thing right

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
The epiphany actually started with art history. Fascism is, ultimately, an aesthetic stance.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
What about retardism, it's the new hip thing on the US political scene?

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
beefy bitchism

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Autism is the hot new -ism spreading through the world.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I get all my political ideas from video games as well.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Fascism is a lot of fun in Civ because you get a poo poo tonne of troops and your society is all of a sudden super, super happy :)

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
But wasn't Hitler socialist and Stalin fascist :confused:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Alpha Centauri is way better.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Mmm, yes, a hybrid fascism/communism/capitalism build. Cool. We'll pick all the best talents from each tree and skip all the filler.

I'm sorry D&D probated you for your enlightened videogame politics, OP.

check out my Youtube
May 26, 2006

Satan's on my side
and you wanna brawl?
When the Devil comes
you better heed his Quall
in civ 5 for a pittance you can convince all your rivals to keep fighting pointless wars with each other while you become the undisputed world super power

so maybe it's right about a few things

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
PS: Please think about your posting gimmick. You're just kind of all over the place and it's not really credible. You can't be broken in that many different, nearly unrelated ways. Please narrow it down to two or three like the rest of us.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Everything I know I learned from video games

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

if it wasn't an event chain in europa universalis 2 I don't know about it

e: if it was an event chain in Victoria i might have heard of it

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Apr 8, 2012

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according to op's rap sheet fascism is against the rules of this website, but I checked the actual rules and it isnt?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Late game is so fun. I'm usually so far ahead of everyone else I just nuke literally everyone else on earth while cackling maniacally.

No Mans Land 2
May 2, 2016

by Shine
I can jive with that, OP

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Crowsbeak posted:

Alpha Centauri is way better.

Stellaris is to Alpha Centauri what Alpha Centauri is to Civilization. their ethos chart thing has like 8 different ideological axis

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I amass great wealth then buy myself to victory

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

symbolic posted:

can i still make Gandhi a homicidal warlord

Fun fact: In Civilization V the Ghandi AI is predisposed to nukes in the tech tree!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you nuke them.

(yes, I know this is a misattribution)

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



just lol if you're so bad at civ5 that gandhi gets nukes and uses them against you before you've got the game in the bag

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no hitler voted 1

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Crowsbeak posted:

Alpha Centauri is way better.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Civ5 got politics correct in the sense that 'diplomatic victory' is really just 'I'm the richest, I win'.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rutibex posted:

Stellaris is to Alpha Centauri what Alpha Centauri is to Civilization. their ethos chart thing has like 8 different ideological axis

agreed stellaris is extremely good

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
If people weren't so stubborn there would be only fascism.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Rutibex posted:

Stellaris is to Alpha Centauri what Alpha Centauri is to Civilization. their ethos chart thing has like 8 different ideological axis

is it "better" than Alpha Centauri in the same way that Taikyoku shogi is "better" than chess or is it actually that much better

because SMAC is a timeless classic whose themes and predictions about the future only become more relevant as time goes on, and may be the one video game which could be considered "art"

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Penskecat
Aug 26, 2005
I always played the computer on the highest difficulty setting and I rarely won. Seems like autocracy always gave me the best shot. Oh, I'd turn off the technology victory condition because the computer would lob a rocket into space by about 1650 AD*.

I used to think it was odd that it was so hard to keep people happy under the "Freedom" ideology. But I guess it's about right, as the folks in free nations just find ways to make themselves miserable and the poor bastards living under oppressive regimes are just happy to be alive and maybe not being bludgeoned by a cudgel at any given moment.

As for learning things from video games, I did learn the rules of professional hockey from playing EA NHL hockey on a Sega Genesis in the early '90s.


*May be an exaggeration.

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