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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It's cool how Paul Ellering, Mr Dot Com, the man from the Era of the Web, is now managing a team of enormous gentlemen you can only see on the Internet. Good for him. Old horses and all that.

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
okay, nakamura vs joe for the title is being hinted at

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



"It's not a bad sign when they're holy making GBS threads the entrance"

Director H lol

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Kota Ibushi sighting on BG

Also HHH after Takeover Dallas: "You bastards."

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








uh hhh that's not a nice thing to say about wrestlemania
:goonsay:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Crews breaking down into tears after being told he's going to the main roster :shobon:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Enzo and Cass rule :3:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Enzo is even better in slo mo

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Eltoasto posted:

"It's not a bad sign when they're holy making GBS threads the entrance"

Director H lol

Words of Wisdom right there.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Crews breaking down into tears after being told he's going to the main roster :shobon:

Everyone's reactions were great

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Well that explains why Dana debuted about a month after everyone else did

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Sami calls Baron Corbin "Corbs" :3:

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








wwe's complete indifference to zack ryder is still the most baffling thing, 1 day IC reign aside

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Stone cold and Zack :3:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Bayley :smith:

If next WM isn't Bayley vs. Sasha then y'all done hosed up.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


It's now fact to me that every Takeover ends with a backstage cake party.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Wait Corbin grew up a fan? I thought him not giving a gently caress about wrestling was something of a shoot.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait Corbin grew up a fan? I thought him not giving a gently caress about wrestling was something of a shoot.

Worked yourself into a shoot, mark.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

gently caress me man the past half hour of this has been making me all weepy

I'm younger than all of these people but I still feel this almost paternalistic pride from watching them come up

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DukeofCA posted:

Worked yourself into a shoot, mark.

I accept this.

I am the Markiest Mark.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








chin up bayley, you'll get called up soon.... :smith:

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Tweak posted:

chin up bayley, you'll get called up soon.... :smith:

I, too, am sad that she'll get called up
:goonsay:

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








i mean she genuinely seemed very cynical and depressed about her place in the company

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I wish Corbin had cried and thrown up while making his Mania entrance.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Also the Corbin beard is hereditary, apparently.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I wish Corbin had cried and thrown up while making his Mania entrance.

Make that his gimmick. The Lone Wolf Who Cries And Throws Up.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Eltoasto posted:

Bayley :smith:

If next WM isn't Bayley vs. Sasha then y'all done hosed up.

If it is, then they have almost a year to rehearse and make sure it looks good

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Oh man, "The Nuke" might be even worse than "The Yeti." Fire this guy already.

projecthalaxy posted:

It's cool how Paul Ellering, Mr Dot Com, the man from the Era of the Web, is now managing a team of enormous gentlemen you can only see on the Internet. Good for him. Old horses and all that.

I like how the crowd chanted "who are you?" at him. Fuckin' hipsters.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Tweak posted:

i mean she genuinely seemed very cynical and depressed about her place in the company

I saw that more of wanting to be with her friends. She and Sasha tweet back and forth constantly, it's actually pretty funny if you have them both on twitter.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








i do, but it also could have been the fact that there were 4 call ups that night/recently, emma was already AT wrestlemania, and she probably knew they wanted Dana as well if she would stop being injured.

edit: and of course losing the title

Tweak fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jun 9, 2016

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Dr. rear end posted:

Tino Sabbatelli is former Tampa Bay defensive back Sabby Piscitelli, which is an even more loving Italian name

i was literally the only person in the world to ever buy a sabby piscitelli jersey so this is the dopest news ever

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


kidcoelacanth posted:

i was literally the only person in the world to ever buy a sabby piscitelli jersey so this is the dopest news ever

Why did your son take that weird bump when Apollo Crews drop kicked him?

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
I take it that this breaking ground thing is worth watching?

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

fart blood posted:

Balor has an incredible rear end.

Like, if this match was won based on who has a better rear end, Joe is getting loving buried.

http://i.imgur.com/ApxcNQi.gifv

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
What the gently caress was Dillinger wearing.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


It's like she just discovered boys

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Solus posted:

What the gently caress was Dillinger wearing.

Priest shoulders from Molten Core

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Solus posted:

What the gently caress was Dillinger wearing.

My wife and I were debating who looked more ridiculous: Dillinger in his 70's super villain uniform or Almas in his bright white male stripper get up.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Fish Of Doom posted:

My wife and I were debating who looked more ridiculous: Dillinger in his 70's super villain uniform or Almas in his bright white male stripper get up.

I think intent should play a factor in this debate, so Almas was more ridiculous since it likely isn't intentionally so.

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DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
One touch I genuinely liked was when Phillips called a Nakamura move wrong, and Graves gave him some lighthearted poo poo about it with both of them laughing. It's so much more natural and refreshing than having Cole do it and JBL call him a massive idiot etc.

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