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   Welcome to the Dead Candidate Megathread. Here, you can discuss your favorite lovely stone dead candidate and participation trophy winner in the 2016 Presidential Primaries. Please keep this thread clear of spam and other low-content posts. This is not a quarantine thread, but instead a real discussion thread. Therefore, nothing will be overlooked. thank you to Joementum's Republican OP for some images Those We Lost On The Way: The Losers of the 2016 Presidential Primary Games 2016 Republican Primary:   Ted "Zodiac Killer" Cruz Beaten By:  Where are they now?: Suspected in serial killings on the West Coast Bent Knee Status: Unbent motherfucker!   John "Free Meal" Kaisch Beaten By: Indigestion Where are they now?: Paying for his own meals, like a dog! Sad! Cap Status: Unworn  "Liddle" Marco Rubio Beaten By: Faulty programming Where are they now?: Probably a gay club. Toxxed Status: Toxxed for Trump  Ben "Ambien" Carson Beaten By: Fatigue Where are they now?: Uncovering the truth behind the pyramids Trump: Faced to  Jeb "!" Bush Beaten By: Low T Where are they now?: Selling discounted guac bowls Energy Level: Low  Rand "Ron" Paul Beaten By: Fiat Currency Where are they now?: Catching on, I'm telling ya America?: Making Great Again  Mike "Dog Abuse" Huckabee Beaten By: Stairs Where are they now?: Selling off his email list to doomsday preparation companies Human?: Dehumanized  Carly "WW3" Fiorina Beaten By: Inability to understand or emulate human emotions and mannerisms, food poisoning from eating dog food Where are they now?: Looking for a third presidential candidate to torpedo Steak Status: Medium Rare  Chris Christie is Fat Beaten By: murder-suicide with Marco Rubio Where are they now?: Regretting everything Mess Status: Not a Mess  Rick "Hands" Santorum Beaten By: An outdated Colbert meme Where are they now? Pushing for worldwide adoption of the right to be forgotten. Trump University rating: A++  Jim Gilmore Beaten By: Unbeaten Where are they now?: Frontrunner in 2016 Republican Primary Terrific: Just a terrific guy. Terrific, terrific person, I'm telling you. Dishonorable Mentions  Oops  Dashed Koch Hopes and Dreams  Hidden Camera Campaign Ads  202-228-0292  9/11 2016 Democratic Primary:  Bernie "Bird Worship" Sanders Beaten By: Voter Fraud Ring Status: Kissed  Martin "  " O'MalleyBeaten By: People with easily offended sensibilities Clinton Foundation Donation Status: Platinum Donor In Memoriam  My Dead Dad  Jim Webb logikv9 has issued a correction as of 03:13 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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I hope ZDR will endorse this grave yard? 
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Jun 8, 2016 20:48
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Nonsense posted:I hope ZDR will endorse this grave yard? it was his idea
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logikv9 posted:No stupid dumb quarantine-thread style posting. Spamming?
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Jun 8, 2016 20:50
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if hillary gets indicted and bernie replaces her, does that make him an undead candidate?
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Jun 8, 2016 20:50
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Condiv posted:if hillary gets indicted and bernie replaces her, does that make him an undead candidate? zombie sanders 4 prez [forreal tho if hillary gets indicted some rando like biden will replace her] [i guess callng biden a 'rando' is a little silly but hush]
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Jun 8, 2016 20:52
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Fast Luck posted:Whats that Let's be chill and post, and watch the world turn. Condiv posted:if hillary gets indicted and bernie replaces her, does that make him an undead candidate? I think Dems will take their chances with her
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Jun 8, 2016 20:52
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Just take the Bernie stuff off site so it stops getting hosed with if it is a community you want to continue with in my opinion.
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Jun 8, 2016 20:53
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Goetta posted:Just take the Bernie stuff off site so it stops getting hosed with if it is a community you want to continue with in my opinion. tryna figure that out a little bit now gathering ppl's skypes so we can have like a group chat or something wrt options in that regard
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Jun 8, 2016 20:56
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Nonsense posted:I think Dems will take their chances with her that wasn't the question 
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Condiv posted:that wasn't the question im bad at reading, also bernie
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Jun 8, 2016 20:57
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also thread theme song, obviously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKsQnRHb-c
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logikv9 posted:Hi, That is not dead which can eternal lie "security review" Cephalocidal has issued a correction as of 21:04 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 20:57
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Classic Comrade posted:also Alternatively, https://youtu.be/KsMKOx6fumc
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Jun 8, 2016 20:59
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lincoln chafee or death
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Jun 8, 2016 21:01
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lincoln chafee's dead dad or death
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Jun 8, 2016 21:01
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chafey 
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Classic Comrade posted:tryna figure that out a little bit now You'll have mine when I get PMs back tonight.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:02
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Gilmentum has a chance.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:03
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Karl Barks posted:lincoln chafee's dead dad or death FEEL THE CHAFEEEEEEEE
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Jun 8, 2016 21:04
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Thoguh posted:Gilmentum has a chance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWAQ255qhs
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Jun 8, 2016 21:06
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MO'M will never be forgotten.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:07
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rip now i have to vote for gross green party people
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Jun 8, 2016 21:09
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Feelin fine for the Stein in two thousand and uh sixteen
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Jun 8, 2016 21:10
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Vermin Supreme, you were to beautiful for this earth.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:16
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who wants to join the Block of Granite Gang?
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Jun 8, 2016 21:18
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Jeb!, you Jeb!'d as hard as a person can Jeb!.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:18
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We should not forget some early sacrifices that were made, but not in vain...  Which of these two souls will get the Trump VP nod?
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Jun 8, 2016 21:19
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Classic Comrade posted:tryna figure that out a little bit now I dont skype but we're tweetbros so hit me up there
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Jun 8, 2016 21:20
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this will never get old to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkcAeEhtCbU&t=7s
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Jun 8, 2016 21:21
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Marco Rubio. You were both a Marco and a Rubio.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:22
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Is it too soon to mourn the loss of De La Fuente?
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Jun 8, 2016 21:24
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Lincoln Chaffee. You once were the mayor of Warwick, Rhode Island.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:24
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PleasingFungus posted:who wants to join the Block of Granite Gang? well i mean im from rhode island so i guess i have to.... Thoguh posted:Lincoln Chaffee. You once were the mayor of Warwick, Rhode Island. lmao
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Jun 8, 2016 21:26
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Chris Christie, you are now Reek.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:28
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Man as a bitter Bernie supporter can I just say thank loving christ Rubio didn't win because HRC would absolutely lose to Rubio in the general and he was almost as bad as Cruz on policy with worse composure under pressure than Trump, with more credibility in the eyes of the public than either because all the GOP heavies who hated them loved him
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Jun 8, 2016 21:29
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Man, MIGF must love Kasich
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Jun 8, 2016 21:30
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loquacius posted:Man as a bitter Bernie supporter can I just say thank loving christ Rubio didn't win let's dispense with this notion that marco rubio was capable of winning
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one possible response: My Glass-Steagall repeal vote was a mistake. If elected I personally am going to push for a measure to reinstate the repealed portions of Glass-Steagall. I'll make it one of my first priorities. second possible response: I stand by that vote. Those sections of Glass-Steagall had already been weakened and their ultimate repeal was not a cause of the financial crisis. the Lincoln Chafee response: uhhh well you know i was new, uh i had just joiend the senate and ujh, well y'know my dad died, hate to say it but my dad had just died and i'd just gotten to the senate, and there was a big rip in my pants that day too, and i had them on backwards actually, well thats how the rip came about i went to the bathroom and couldnt find the fly to unzip, and in my haste i foolishly tore a new fly in the front myself, and like i said m y dad had just died and i was mostly focused on holding a dossier over my crotch so peolpe wouldnt see the rip, you know it was my first vote in the senate and i just wanted to fit in and not be embarrassed, so really i have to ask that you ignore that vote, thanks
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