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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Probate Dalael on sight imo

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WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014


you should blast him with rockets

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

Probate Dalael on sight imo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

Probate Dalael on sight imo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also my mom's dog literally ate my sandwich

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Baloogan posted:

also my mom's dog literally ate my sandwich

owned by a dog hahahahahah

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

godo dog

its actually a Bad Dog and i hope your mom doesnt spoil it dogs should be spoken to in a gruff loud voice but not a yell immediately after they do poo poo like that so they know the are Bad

otherwise they start to think they can act like cats

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i deleted tinder so now i have nothing to do tonight. vodka time

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i think ima get back on okc at some point

ugh

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i suppose i could go out and meet people, but *eyes vodka*

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

Probate Dalael on sight imo

I feel like D&D are probably better recipients of his wit.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

oystertoadfish posted:

i think ima get back on okc at some point

ugh

okc is so bad in my neck of the woods. college town, so every young person just uses tinder and okc is the domain of obvious shut-ins. which, if that's your thing, cool. when i was in nyc the difference could not be more stark

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

tonites music list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSGWsmR4ipM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlcJHO5elFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfniG-AdSC4

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Homework Explainer posted:

okc is so bad in my neck of the woods. college town, so every young person just uses tinder and okc is the domain of obvious shut-ins. which, if that's your thing, cool. when i was in nyc the difference could not be more stark

i was last on okc ~4 years ago, havent ever used tinder. i guess i should look at it too

im 30 now so maybe theres an old person web site for me. match.com or something

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

nah.

R. Guyovich has issued a correction as of 07:31 on Jul 1, 2016

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014
I made an OKC profile a few years ago and just looked at people near me, no intention of dating any of them.

My matches were all insane people.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

well i DO like sports, but oh! museums are fun. pretty cool so far, maybe we coul —

hm.

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

Homework Explainer posted:

well i DO like sports, but oh! museums are fun. pretty cool so far, maybe we coul —

hm.



looks like a real winner there

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Kind of admire the honesty. Like a wasp or one of those poison frogs.

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Homework Explainer posted:

well i DO like sports, but oh! museums are fun. pretty cool so far, maybe we coul —

hm.



"94% match"

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

perhaps if i dont want to be lonely i should consider farmers only dot com

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014
http://mulletpassions.com

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

oystertoadfish posted:

i think ima get back on okc at some point

ugh

don't it's really bad now

It's a ghost town cause everyone switched to tinder which DOES NOT play to my strengths

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

NumberLast posted:

I made an OKC profile a few years ago and just looked at people near me, no intention of dating any of them.

My matches were all insane people.

also this

It's algorithms really are very good and so it matched me up with people who were the exact same amount of insane as me, right down to the same medications. It was more like "ok find an enabler dot com"

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

don't it's really bad now

It's a ghost town cause everyone switched to tinder which DOES NOT play to my strengths

yeah this is gonna be even more frustrating than i had anticipated

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014
Thank baby Jesus I'm in a stable, long-term relationship.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

NumberLast posted:

"94% match"

88%. god how i wish it were 69%

e: message sent. let's see what happens

R. Guyovich has issued a correction as of 07:28 on Jun 11, 2016

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I've actually found that the best matches are the 71-74%. I don't know why that is.

also homework explainer she's a Dom, 88% is a good icebreaker to see if she's into some Nazi play along with the satisfying cocks.

NumberLast posted:

Thank baby Jesus I'm in a stable, long-term relationship.

what's that like



what's that like

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

edit: ^.......good

im now the leading poster itt

good. thats just... good

oystertoadfish has issued a correction as of 07:31 on Jun 11, 2016

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

what's that like

I honestly can't remember what it's like to be single.

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Homework Explainer posted:

88%. god how i wish it were 69%

e: message sent. let's see what happens

Hopefully your cock satisfies her, I guess. :shrug:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

NumberLast posted:

Thank baby Jesus I'm in a stable, long-term relationship.

It looks like Homework Explainer is also headed towards a Stable relationship.

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

zen death robot posted:

Being married ftw

Someday! :hfive:

Adoption here I come.

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Homeless Friend posted:

It looks like Homework Explainer is also headed towards a Stable relationship.

:golfclap:

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

zen death robot posted:

Being married ftw

my biggest problem with online dating (and dating in general) is that I don't have the energy to lie any more. I'm just openly horrible and girls are pretty alert to that. Being married seems like it would be the same thing, just with different kinds of lies.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Homeless Friend posted:

It looks like Homework Explainer is also headed towards a Stable relationship.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

my parents friends were making fun of me for being afraid of turning 30 once, i dont think there's anything special about 30 its just one of a trillion different opportunities to feel insecure that people latch onto for a couple years

another example of an opportunity to feel insecure is starting a conversation about online dating in the loving ycs chat thread

i just got the Stable joke

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Homeless Friend posted:

It looks like Homework Explainer is also headed towards a Stable relationship.

lmao

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

your parents friends dont have phds dude. you've accomplished something

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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

WINNINGHARD posted:

your parents friends dont have phds dude. you've accomplished something

:glomp:

at some point i have to think about how im gonna get this across on a tinder profile. or whatever they even loving call em. god damnit

i guess i just loving say it. that seems to be the difference between confidence and not-confidence

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