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Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
I'm on a quest to find the most specific porn ever made. Note, this is different from most horrendous porn. Horrendous porn of people making GBS threads on each other and rimming horses is relatively easy to find and frankly boring. No, my holy grail is the most bafflingly specific fetish/combination of fetishes ever committed to a hard drive.

Sonic characters transforming into prophylactics? Yep.
Farting on cakes? Yep.
Extreme prolapses? No.
Extreme prolapses hidden among decorative flower arrangements while an all-Japanese mariachi band serenades a man dressed as a maid eating toast? Jackpot.


It's not immediately clear what the current rules about horrendously NSFW links in GBS are, so until a mod (hi mods) clarifies, just stick to posting descriptions/titles for people to seek out on their own (helpful search terms and specific video titles appreciate).

Cymbal Monkey fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Jun 9, 2016

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Bring back DPPH

Slyph
Jan 19, 2007
KAWAII NEKO WAIII NANI ^____^;;!?
In the "find me something funny from Deviantart" thread somebody found a bunch of drawings all by the same artist of Sonic the Hedgehog characters on dialysis after eating a specific brand of tainted sausage.

edit: http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/gallery/44119893/Garibaldi-Garlic-Mettwurst

Slyph fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Jun 9, 2016

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
two anthropomorphized airplanes loving

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




woman give a blowjob to a black guy in a porridge box costume while another guy dressed as a piece of toast plays sax

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

Ahundredbux posted:

two anthropomorphized airplanes loving

Ah you saw that too.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Behind the Green Door.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Actually, I saw some sort of porno that was based fully around memes

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Toothless amputee porn.

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax
There's a site with a collection of videos of women trying to get their cars unstuck. I think it was an ALOD.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's honestly amazing how much cooler I am than the vast majority of you loser nerd virgins.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

It's honestly amazing how much cooler I am than the vast majority of you loser nerd virgins.


yeah, not at all!! hhahaha!!!

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
super hornio brothers?


Oh oh the one where the girls are writing "but did you get head" on the chalk board. and then poop on eachother

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Frogisis posted:

There's a site with a collection of videos of women trying to get their cars unstuck. I think it was an ALOD.

Ah yes, http://carstuckgirls.com. They appear to be still going, and have a YouTube channel now.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Ahundredbux posted:

yeah, not at all!! hhahaha!!!

Hey man, don't be so defensive. I didn't call you out specifically or anybody really. Whose defense are you rallying to?

Woden
May 6, 2006
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774723&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
None of those girls know how to rock the car out of the mud, they just keep mashing the gas pedal like idiots.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
The one where Bernie Sanders gets his car stuck in the mud.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Pornos were better in the 90's when all the girls looked like they were gonna bite your weiner off.

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.

Ahundredbux posted:

two anthropomorphized airplanes loving

Wasn't there dinosaurs and planes loving?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

IntricoInutile posted:

Wasn't there dinosaurs and planes loving?

Its dragons and cars. Get it right or pay the price!

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Its dragons and cars. Get it right or pay the price!

It was a friend that told me about it

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

bitterandtwisted posted:

woman give a blowjob to a black guy in a porridge box costume while another guy dressed as a piece of toast plays sax

That is a god drat classic.

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

VectorSigma posted:

Ah yes, http://carstuckgirls.com. They appear to be still going, and have a YouTube channel now.

This is perfect, and that loving website :eyepop:

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Pretty bummed out that OP called out cake farts as a weird specific thing, I thought i was really starting to 'get' you guys in gbs, it's a butt farting on a cake how is that any more 'specific' than a dude cumming buckets on a woman huh?

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
:nws: https://www.reddit.com/r/offcenterbuttholes :nws:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Hey man, don't be so defensive. I didn't call you out specifically or anybody really. Whose defense are you rallying to?

sorry I M insanely paranoid

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.

idgi - the few i looked at were centered

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

I have never ever thought about this. Awesome.

This one's funny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/offcenterbuttholes/comments/4mxt12/you_sicken_me_too/

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A woman wearing a hollowed out plush elephant head as a mask being led out of the dog kennel she was being kept in and then getting hosed. I only saw the thumbnails though cause why the hell would I want to download that?

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.
https://www.reddit.com/r/offcenterbuttholes/comments/4mxt12/you_sicken_me_too/

i didn't write that but i wish i had.

that whole subreddit is like one of those parallel lines math questions

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
pterodactyls

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
The thread titles in that subreddit are hilarious. Off-center and NASTY!

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
Idk someone once linked me to stills of something where a lady was wearing really realistic spider prosthetics and jerking a dude off.

Crack
Apr 10, 2009
a man puking on his dick

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


Yea... that was my limit. I found it and I'm glad.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
A japanese house wife is visited by a vacuum salesman who fucks her, then another salesman arrives and fucks her, then another housewife arrives, then the husband arrives, then the husband arrives again so there are now 2 of her husband, then a rockstar arrives, then some geishas, then some monks, then a trombone player, then a giant tampon. The rockstar plays a song and sings while he gets blown. Then a chef arrives and starts cooking dinner in the midst of the orgy, then there are fireworks.

fin

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

For the non-believers:

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

fyodor posted:

For the non-believers:



It wasnt that I didnt believe necessarily it's that I didn't want it to be true

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