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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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I think coke is too social for most goons. It's a drug for going out to the bar with. And any goon that smokes crack has already pawned his laptop.

Also, she ODs because she accidentally snorts Travolta's heroin. Just nitpicking!

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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SnowblindFatal posted:

Ok it's been a while since I've seen that flick and I only remember bits and pieces.


Also, a goon with no computer is no goon at all.



I have this theory that goons are a bunch of wimps and only try stuff that's widely available. Anything that would require actual effort to obtain is out of the question.

I feel that you're probably right about that. But it doesn't explain the goon in the "I just did heroin" thread who won't smoke crack no matter how much I pester him. Crack mouth smoke the rocks!!!

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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Nathilus posted:

Cocaine is fantastic if you are rich and white and have a god's sense of self control. If you can afford to do a few lines every now and again both mentally and physically, congrats you are basically a combination of batman and superman and the only thing you need to be careful about are lines that glow green.

Oh come on now Natty boy. It's not THAT bad. There's probably millions of people who do coke once or twice a year, maybe at a new years party or their birthday if someone breaks it out. Am I crazy for thinking this?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

coke was awesome ten-eleven years ago when the dude my social group brought from would match whatever we bought, stick around, and party with us. Also get so trashed on beer that he A. would forget he matched and fall for it every time we asked him if he was gonna match us or not B. sneak into the basement to do tae-bo C. try to pay everyone with a car $100 to take him fishing at 4 AM Sunday morning in Indiana in February and/or D. ask every person in the room who he knew was sexually attracted to women if they wanted to "go in" on a hooker

now I'm a parent and I don't get enough sleep already

Ffs that's some depraved poo poo, I can't imagine wanting to "go in" on a hooker. How does that even work, you get like 3 guys to chip in $20 each and then when she shows up be like "hey me and my buddies all split you so you gonna have to do all 3 of us at once. Shotgun butthole!"

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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Roylicious posted:

My point is if you get not sober and do stupid poo poo, it isn't the substance's fault. It's yours. Whether or not anyone has actually jumped off a building thinking they could fly isn't relevant. Substitute any dumb poo poo people do while high.

Like that Stanford rapist dude trying to blame alcohol and party culture. Nah bro, you still made your own decisions. You're still responsible for your actions.

And if you're so strung out that you really do have no control, then it's your fault for getting to that point (unless you were drugged or something obv).

Noo I have a disease!!! Get me a beer, Stanley. Daddy's very sick.

Who was that comedian talking about how people who think they can fly on acid are retards, because if you really thought that why wouldn't you try to take off from the ground first, instead of flinging yourself off the roof?

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

IIRC it was fifty for two people

not an expensive escort

I assumed they would take turns but no one took him up on it so it's a mystery

Dealer dude also called a friend's cell when a bunch of us were hanging out together. Phone calls with this dude were always interesting so we'd automatically put it on speaker phone.

Friend: Hey sup Louis
Louis: Heyyyyyyy Kenny don't you like... own a lot of land?
Friend: Well our house has a couple acres but it's a rental..
Louis: OK cool can we... go out there later?
Friend: Dude, my family is there, why would I take you around them?
Louis: Well, there's this hooker ODing on my couch and-
Friend: WHO IS THIS PRANK CALLER PRANK CALLER I DON'T KNOW YOU -hangs up, everyone in the room goes nuts-


And we never heard anything more about it so maybe she was okay? Although if she was going anywhere near this dude she was a long way from okay, in general

Hehe "Naw, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from OK."

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