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Seizure Robot posted:it looks like someone took that cute chick from GoT or maybe true blood idk which (all redheads look the same lol racist) and put her head in a vice and squished it until it was square. would, but wouldn't brag about it to my friends. While I agree with you that Rose Leslie is a lot sexier, I would like to point out that I loving love ginger girls and would gently caress pretty much any ginger girl as long as she was not fat or completely busted up.
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Jun 11, 2016 03:58
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www posted:harry pothead Whoa!    
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Jun 11, 2016 04:00
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I have a feeling that the core Harry Potter books kind of were that bad to begin with.
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Lichy posted:I really didn't like the last few grim dark Harry Potter movies and prefer the earlier ones by a huge margin hope this helps yea who doesnt like movies starring neonates who cant act you pedo
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Jun 11, 2016 06:16
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whaaaaat, a work of fiction about harry potter is bad? say it aint so, op. or better yet, kill yourself. who cares what some rich old white woman does with stuff she owns?
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Jun 11, 2016 06:32
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just thought gbs should know, i would totally have consensual intercourse with emma watson
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Jun 11, 2016 06:48
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i would have sex with anyone and brag about it to everybody
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Jun 11, 2016 06:52
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Harry Potter and the lovely Plot
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Orkin Mang posted:i would have sex with anyone and brag about it to everybody yo man how do i get on the orkin mang newsletter
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Jun 11, 2016 07:07
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jesus loving christ look at those nonsense words. that made no sense. it literally ends with nothing being changed except harry's not a lovely father anymore. the whole point of the story is to undo a time travel fuckup but they keep on loving up and the world turns into hitlertopia. that's really stupid.
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Jun 11, 2016 07:22
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Windows 98 posted:Can we talk about how much I want to gently caress Ron's sister? what kind of teeth does she have?
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some dude on Redditquote:Guys GUYS do your remember that Order of the Phoenix chapter in which Bellatrix is freed from Azkaban and Harry feels Voldemort being 'joyful, ecstatic. A wonderful, wonderful thing had happened' and Harry goes to bed and the last line is 'he wondered what had happened to make Voldemort the happiest he had been in the last 14 years.'
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could somebody briefly summarize why the massive amount of text pasted in the op is worth reading or what it's about
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Cubone posted:could somebody briefly summarize why the massive amount of text pasted in the op is worth reading or what it's about its not. ignore it. never return to this fuckin abomination of a thread. BOTTOM LINE: gently caress, op. gently caress op forever.
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who's craig. why do we care enough about him to avenge his death why is ron giving out love potions the blood ball This is hilarious, but in the end I'm still the idiot because I'm not the one with millions of dollars
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Jun 11, 2016 07:47
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Hooooly poo poo that's bad and I was just really hoping it was fake but nope that's real and it's getting published and a play what a world we live in And I liked Harry Potter too 
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Jun 11, 2016 08:06
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People are going to legit kill themselves over this.
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Jun 11, 2016 08:08
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Rowling so hates her creation that she's actively trying to troll her audience to keep them caring about it anymore. Instead, it backfires and WB offers her $15M for the rights to make a feature film of the story in another 5 years when the original cast is old enough to play the parts.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Rowling so hates her creation that she's actively trying to troll her audience to keep them caring about it anymore. I just hope I get to play Craig.
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Jun 11, 2016 08:18
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Time travel is going to be the next big thing in drama
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Jun 11, 2016 08:20
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Hmm. She wrote a lovely fanfiction of her own story. Unsurprising
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Jun 11, 2016 08:24
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"Are you saying you built a time machine, just to go back in time to go on dates with the most famous women in Hollywood BEFORE they got famous?!" "Yes! It's great, and when I get back to the present day, they remember me as 'that guy' who was really nice to them before they hit it big. It's pretty awesome. Wanna check out my autograph collection?"
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Jun 11, 2016 08:29
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Claremont's Maxim: A fantasy franchise that continues long enough will eventually involve confusing time travel plot lines (alternate timelines, paradoxes, etc.) See: X-Men, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones
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Harry Potter and the Part-Time Job. Holidays are around the corner and Harry Potter takes a part-time muggle job to earn some muggle money to buy his kids that Nintendo Wii they they seem so keen on after seeing one in the shops. However, as someone without any verifiable work experience in the muggle world, the only job he can find is at a fast-food place.
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Jun 11, 2016 08:35
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harry potter and the holy poo poo harry is loving old now and has kids and poo poo and i bet he picks the broom he rides around on or whatever based on gas mileage, also he trying to cast spells on his mortgage and poo poo and btw you're old now too
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Jun 11, 2016 08:40
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So i didnt read this very closely but is the twist that harry Potter's son is gay?
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Jun 11, 2016 08:41
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Man these kids sure are patient standing around counting off thousands and thousands of hours again and again.
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Robo Reagan posted:yea who doesnt like movies starring neonates who cant act you pedo seek help
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Jun 11, 2016 13:32
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Hary Potter and the dead dumb gay dying forums
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You're a hairy wizard
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So is Dirty Potter canon now or what?
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Who the gently caress is Craig?
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:People are going to legit kill themselves over this. and
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Wow I think I will not read this if it's a real book.quote:Every conversation in this alternate reality ends by people crossing their wrists and saying: For Voldemort and valor. This is some Star Wars poo poo. I bid you dark greetings, JK Lucas! Strategic Tea fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jun 11, 2016 |
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Strategic Tea posted:Wow I think I will not read this if it's a real book. i hope the scorpion kind is the actual scorpion king, portrayed by dwayne the rock johnson
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CherryCat posted:Who the gently caress is Craig?  craig appears to be a redshirt
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ALBUS SCORPIUS CRAIG
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Codependent Poster posted:ALBUS Hey you know I was just agonising over what to name my son. Thanks!
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