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Mange Mite posted:Also so this is all one play? How long is this fuckin play in two parts, so 5-7 hours? maybe, she learned hollywood's lesson's well
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Jun 11, 2016 19:04
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http://www.harrypottertheplay.com/#lg=1&slide=0 "please don't warn people how lovely this is until i've gotten as much money out of them as i can"
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Jun 11, 2016 19:06
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I can't wait for the future installment where Albus holds his son and says "You were named after the bravest men I knew, Craig Severus Malfoy." i hope this doesn't get revealed as fake spoilers or anything because i'm already all gussied up for the Blood Ball, look i've got my muggle-skin leather heels and everything
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Jun 11, 2016 19:17
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wizard historians have it so easy, all of their histories involve about a dozen of the same people over decades 'cept craig
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Jun 11, 2016 19:31
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ahahaha this like a direct-to-dvd movie plot
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Jun 11, 2016 19:40
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Did Lifetime and Syfy collaborate on this or something jesus christ that's bad
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Jun 11, 2016 19:48
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The best harry potter fanfiction is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4
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Kumo posted:Draco asks Harry to use his position as Head of Magical Law Enforcement at the Ministry of Magic to shut down gossip that a Time-Turner was used to allow Voldemort to impregnate Astoria, Draco’s wife, who gave birth to Scorpius. Hahaha. Draco getting cucked by Voldemort via time travel? Harry having Hermione, his boss, yell at him for being poo poo at his job? A mysterious new girl at school with silver and blue hair? J. H. Christ, J.K. Rowling has lost her loving mind. Edit: Apparently fans love it. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/harry-potter-play-gets-rave-reviews-from-fans-forget-the-films-w209571 https://twitter.com/jackmaple1/status/740300679013634048 https://twitter.com/Ginger_Pig/status/740295009396744192 https://twitter.com/fjmaxwell/status/740306940945944576 https://twitter.com/2cajuman2/status/740303852986064897 William Bear fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jun 11, 2016 |
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Jun 11, 2016 20:18
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harry potter was always a really stupid series where a gun would solve all the problems in like 10 minutes and it always had a really stupid fanbase that try to play magic flying broom rugby without magic flying brooms but just regular ones so this being poo poo and people eating the poo poo willingly shouldn't be surprising
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Jun 11, 2016 20:42
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JediTalentAgent posted:"Are you saying you built a time machine, just to go back in time to go on dates with the most famous women in Hollywood BEFORE they got famous?!" time travelin' pupkin
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Jun 11, 2016 20:43
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darealkooky posted:harry potter was always a really stupid series where a gun would solve all the problems in like 10 minutes it's set in england
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Jun 11, 2016 20:43
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The Brown Menace posted:it's set in england you telling me wizards have spells to teleport anywhere, clean dishes and make a car fly but they can't get a gun? they pay for everything in loving gold, black market weapon dealers would love them
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Jun 11, 2016 20:47
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William Bear posted:Hahaha. Draco getting cucked by Voldemort via time travel? Harry Potter fans are flipping their poo poo about this all over the Internet. And so what if the production is good and the acting is spectacular or whatever. It doesn't matter if 99.9% of fans won't be able to see the play so all they have to go on is the god awful abortion of a script.
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Codependent Poster posted:ALBUS
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darealkooky posted:you telling me wizards have spells to teleport anywhere, clean dishes and make a car fly but they can't get a gun? voldemort appears with the death eaters wheeling up a ZSU-23-2 and ushers in a thousand years of dark magic also I was totally going to guess Harry's son was gonna be gay but was surprised that wasn't the case (or was it??)
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Jun 11, 2016 21:11
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It's bad because it's a total non-sequitur plot. Not because a magic wand can generate 350 megawatts but in scene 3 line 12 Harry does something that would clearly require 500 . Tactical realism is bad and overplanned magic systems are bad
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Jun 11, 2016 21:21
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Dumbledore gay. So what
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I thought J.K. Rowling realized that the Time-Turner was a super bad mistake ages ago, but I guess not!
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Killer Queen posted:I thought J.K. Rowling realized that the Time-Turner was a super bad mistake ages ago, but I guess not! It almost sounds like this is her way of getting rid of them once and for all by having them all get confiscated and destroyed.
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Killer Queen posted:I thought J.K. Rowling realized that the Time-Turner was a super bad mistake ages ago, but I guess not! Lol, no, messing with timelines means that an author doesn't have to generate a new villain, new characters, or (much of a) new plot. This poo poo is fanfiction with a hollywood budget. The HP series was entertaining. Not in a homemade bbq sauce kinda way, but in an HP Sauce over a dece cut of meat kinda way
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Jun 12, 2016 03:33
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Someone summarize the OP please
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quote:He asks for a statement to be released confirming the Time-Turners have all been destroyed, because his son has such a hard time being bullied about it. Hey, Hermoine, you know what? You know about how much any of us should give a drat about werewolves and trolls right now? On a 1-10 scale of giving a drat, about a 5, maybe 6. That, versus time machines that could literally uncreate every single person currently alive or that will ever be. The only thing I can think of is that you've got some sort of insane level of racist hate against werewolves, trolls and giants to make THAT the priority of this Ministry.
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Jun 12, 2016 03:46
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very similar to the deep space nine subplot where they all have doubles in an alternate reality
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Kumo posted:very similar to the deep space nine subplot where they all have doubles in an alternate reality That subplot sucked too.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Someone summarize the OP please TIME TRAVEL HIJINX!!!! feat. kids named albus and scorpius and !!voldemort's illegitimate daughter!!
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Jun 12, 2016 05:28
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You can accurately assess brain damage and psychic trauma of a woman by measuring the amount of time they've spent rereading the harry potter books.
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i knew somebody who loved harry potter more than anybody, her name, was the abc family channel
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If this is real it's the greatest thing ever cause holy poo poo is it a complete mess that makes no sense. Also I can't imagine this being any more coherent as a play.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Someone summarize the OP please Craig dies.
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Kumo posted:Head of Magical Law Enforcement  thats cool dude!
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Munsun posted:
i think they had to create a job for him, something important and cushy, but without any real power he's their seal team six
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Kumo posted:Draco asks Harry to use his position as Head of Magical Law Enforcement at the Ministry of Magic to shut down gossip that a Time-Turner was used to allow Voldemort to impregnate Astoria, Draco’s wife, who gave birth to Scorpius. So, is the rumor that Voldemort went into the future, to a point after his death, specifically to get Astoria pregnant, or that Astoria went back in time because she'd rather have a fling with Voldy than Draco? Don't wizards believe in muggle DNA testing? Or casting a "Paternicus Illuminatos"!
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Jun 12, 2016 09:52
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Munsun posted:
gently caress the magic police
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Jun 12, 2016 10:28
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Potter, please do something. For old times' sake. People think my Scorpius is evil. He's a darling boy, he wouldn't hurt a fly, I don't know how these rumors ever got started. At this rate I'm worried about his sister, Viperia Malfoy, and his little brother Darklord Badperson Malfoy
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darealkooky posted:harry potter was always a really stupid series where a gun would solve all the problems in like 10 minutes and it always had a really stupid fanbase that try to play magic flying broom rugby without magic flying brooms but just regular ones You want guns and wizards who aren't retards you can read Fate/Stay Night you anime loving freak.
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Jun 12, 2016 13:50
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Next they'll be harassing poor Darth Icky and Darth Insanius 
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I just realized this is Harry Potter and the Warlords of Draenor. LOL.
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Seizure Robot posted:it looks like someone took that cute chick from GoT or maybe true blood idk which (all redheads look the same lol racist) and put her head in a vice and squished it until it was square. would, but wouldn't brag about it to my friends. In GBS, it is cooler not to gently caress, then it is to gently caress.
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