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I love how easy it is for children to sneak into the Ministry of Magic and steal stuff. Like how incompetent can you be.
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It's Cedric, not Craig.
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Jun 12, 2016 16:50
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Cerebral Mayhem posted:It's Cedric, not Craig. quote:Dephie says Albus must be the one to interfere in time because the prophecy says an unseen child will act. Albus refuses but she threatens to kill Scorpius, his only friend. Craig, another student from Hogwarts, rushes up to say the whole school is looking for them. Delphie kills him instantly. gently caress you, don't try to wash away Craig's death.
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Jun 12, 2016 18:26
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Craig http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0951259/
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Jun 12, 2016 19:23
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Parts of it seem ok, but it falls hard into the time travel bullshit. giving Voldemort a bastard daughter is loving retarded.
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Jun 12, 2016 19:39
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Thank god it's Craig and not Neville. I don't want to live in a world where Neville is involved in this affair.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Thank god it's Craig and not Neville. I don't want to live in a world where Neville is involved in this affair. Kumo posted:While the boys debate which spell to use, Delphie arrives. Albus has sent her an owl. He wants to apologize—they will no longer be able to go back to save Cedric. They explain they had created an alternative universe in which Cedric’s Triwizard humiliation turned him into an angry young man, who became a Death Eater and eventually killed Neville Longbottom, helping to usher in an era of the Dark Lord.  ...though perhaps death is still better than making an actual appearance in any of this.
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Jun 12, 2016 19:52
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This is like a bad combination of 11/22/63 and Outlander in a HP universe. Only you know, wizards instead of commies and Jacobites. When will people learn? Time travel and trying to change the past is a load of poo poo, that's why all of the time turners were supposed to be destroyed.
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Jun 12, 2016 20:23
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Why does Harry need the message on the blanket if he has the special time turner? He can just go back and take the fake one from the guy building them and put him in jail and none of this will have happened lol that they just leave Craig dead though
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Jun 12, 2016 20:36
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KiteAuraan posted:You want guns and wizards who aren't retards you can read Fate/Stay Night you anime loving freak. FSN is a thousand times worse than any Harry Potter book and I wouldn't wish it in anybody.
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Jun 12, 2016 21:23
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craig sucked, I'm glad he's dead
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Jun 12, 2016 22:33
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Why is it always the British Wizardry folks saving or destroying the world? Surely some Japanese wizards are gonna go, "What? Some prick named Voldamort is going crazy? You know, if we don't intervene and this blows up, it's going to affect us, too. Time to send in our top wizards and witches to combat him!" *Cue an army of magical Japanese schoolgirls and magical teenage punks with attitude problems storming London.
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Jun 13, 2016 01:48
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yeah but that might actually be worth watching maybe not paying for but watching sure
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Jun 13, 2016 01:58
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Lichy posted:I really didn't like the last few grim dark Harry Potter movies and prefer the earlier ones by a huge margin hope this helps i mean they were all bad, but come on, the first ones were insanely bad. maybe if you saw them when you were 9 years old wait thats possible for you isnt it
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Jun 13, 2016 02:00
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Craig noo ;(
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Jun 13, 2016 02:01
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So do they ever confirm that the real reason everyone avoids muggles is because the wizarding world backed Hitler during WWII and most of the ruling class were former Nazi occultists? That was my favorite insane book theory.
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Jun 13, 2016 02:05
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The American Magical Community ain't gonna sit by, either. A month or two into Voldy's reign, the UK would be attacked by the United States Magical Corps, his London safehouses would be raided US Spectral Forces and we'd have all the Death Eaters (and anyone else who looked funny) locked up in Wandanamo Bay.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Why is it always the British Wizardry folks saving or destroying the world? Surely some Japanese wizards are gonna go, "What? Some prick named Voldamort is going crazy? You know, if we don't intervene and this blows up, it's going to affect us, too. Time to send in our top wizards and witches to combat him!" cause it's their loving problem
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JediTalentAgent posted:Why is it always the British Wizardry folks saving or destroying the world? Surely some Japanese wizards are gonna go, "What? Some prick named Voldamort is going crazy? You know, if we don't intervene and this blows up, it's going to affect us, too. Time to send in our top wizards and witches to combat him!" I would enjoy Cardcaptor Sakura meets Harry Potter world. Just a little girl joyously murdering deathheads with the power of friendship and bravery 
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Jun 13, 2016 02:12
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If Voldemort attacks the Japanese Sorcery Embassy in London, the streets will flow sparkly with moonbeams, stardust and blood.
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Jun 13, 2016 02:13
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All Japanese wizardy would have sexual themes and uses.
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Jun 13, 2016 02:19
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Essentially, Japanese Harry Potter is Combustible Campus Guardress. Except if Harry's adoptive family wanted to have sex with him.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Someone summarize the OP please Hermione does not say "the n-word"
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i'm very glad this exists  today was a rough day and i needed a couple o' laughs and behold, malfoy askin the hp for help dispelling rumors that he was timecucked by voldemort and that's not even the funniest thing that happens  man i fuckin love retarded dumb cool wizards and magicki like that j k r-dawgz saw one of those cool hipster girls with silver hair and a sparrow tat and like, black leggings with grungy cobain holes in the knees and was like "ooh yeah that's voldy's secret kid, thats how she looks, yeah im fuckin gooooood, they're gonna fuckin love this poo poo"
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Gatekeeper posted:i like that j k r-dawgz saw one of those cool hipster girls with silver hair and a sparrow tat and like, black leggings with grungy cobain holes in the knees Smells Like Teen Witch Spirit.
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harry potter 8: craig dies
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Sheep-Goats posted:Someone summarize the OP please Ork of Fiction posted:Hermione does not say "the n-word" Hermione becomes a poorly disguised parody of Thatcher and Hillary Clinton. She never says it but she is clearly a neocon
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JediTalentAgent posted:The American Magical Community ain't gonna sit by, either. A month or two into Voldy's reign, the UK would be attacked by the United States Magical Corps, his London safehouses would be raided US Spectral Forces and we'd have all the Death Eaters (and anyone else who looked funny) locked up in Wandanamo Bay. I wanna see a version where it's the Americans sending Magical Drones to kill Voldemort. Or just real drones because apparently they don't have poo poo that can stop them from getting blown up by missiles.
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Codependent Poster posted:I wanna see a version where it's the Americans sending Magical Drones to kill Voldemort. All they need is one sniper. A rifle bullet travels faster than the speed of sound which means that by the time the wizard even hears the shot he will already be dead. Also, apparently children in Afghanistan are now afraid of sunny days because it means invisible death from the sky can strike at any time
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Jun 13, 2016 05:41
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The US would develop a lot of slang to deal with the poo poo they'd do the wizards/witches, too. Waterboarding will become 'melting", airstrikes would be become 'house dropping", people would talk about their 'ruby slipper' souvenirs they brought back from Witch War One. Oh, and they'd use a tarot deck to identify the top Death Eaters instead of a deck of playing cards.
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Mange Mite posted:All they need is one sniper. A rifle bullet travels faster than the speed of sound which means that by the time the wizard even hears the shot he will already be dead. guns dont work in the magical world idiot!!!
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I'm a gizard, a gay wizard
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hemale in pain posted:guns dont work in the magical world idiot!!! The books would have been a lot better if harry's dad had a gun.
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he could've shot his son
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hemale in pain posted:guns dont work in the magical world idiot!!! Lol why not it's a dead simple process to fire a bullet out a gun
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Another thing, I never understood why wizards insisted on living like it's the dark ages with candles and servants and cauldrons meanwhile humans enjoy electricity and central heat
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Toadvine posted:Another thing, I never understood why wizards insisted on living like it's the dark ages with candles and servants and cauldrons meanwhile humans enjoy electricity and central heat oh that ones actually explained: magic fucks with electricity and machines that run on them. its retarded but thats what it says in the first book if i remember right (its been over ten years lol)
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a7m2 posted:oh that ones actually explained: magic fucks with electricity and machines that run on them. its retarded but thats what it says in the first book if i remember right (its been over ten years lol) Also, they make a big deal about needing to shout out spell names, but then you've got so many wizards doing magical things with their wands without having to say a word.
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