WWDC 2016 thread: hair force one returns

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

make craig ceo

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 05:13

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# ¿ May 23, 2024 01:34

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

it's amazing how quickly they stopped giving a poo poo about the mac pro

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 18:58

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

it's bad

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 19:18

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

The Management posted:

whatsapp used to charge $1 per year and they're they biggest messaging network in the world.
the retention battle is mostly over. if you're dumb enough to switch from iOS to android today then iMessage is not what's stopping you. if this exists then iMessage is the Trojan horse to sell services to non-iOS users. getting all those android users on subscription, making more money for Apple than they do for Google on an annual basis must sound very appealing to tim.

iMessage is mostly what keeps me on iOS regardless of whether or not I actually want to leave it, so yeah

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 16:19

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i just remembered that beats one was a thing

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 17:50

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

more like 2 million craps

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:05

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

so have they ever released those watch numbers

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this is garbage

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:11

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao graffiti on watch in 2016

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:12

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

minnie mouse oufits

fire tim cook

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:13

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this is legitimately embarrassing

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:15

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i almost want to turn this off, it's so boring

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:17

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

no one will use or care about this

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:20

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

WWDC 2016 thread: Whatevs.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

please clap

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:27

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i love you craig

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:37

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this is astoundingly bad

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 19:15

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

another app for the trash folder

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 19:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I can't believe I'm going to really switch to Android or Windows Phone

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 19:22

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gently caress apple

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 19:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

mishaq posted:

apple is dead

holy poo poo

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 20:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this keynote was astoundingly bad

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 01:51

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

infernal machines posted:

let this sink in for a moment.

this is ive's legacy right here

it's true, too. material is great

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 16:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i've said numerous times before that the only thing that keeps me tied in any way to ios at this point is imessage

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 16:28

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

FCKGW posted:

i guess apple pay too but like three places i regularly go to actually take it

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 19:11

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