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Glazius posted:I didn't think "haunted house simulator" would be so literal, but that really seems to be the aim of this whole enterprise. Just, like, Spooky's House of Jump Scares. Not sure why the battery life is such a concern. I still think Spooky's House of Jump Scares would be a good one-off bonus thing. I want to see Pete jump at cardboard cutouts of adorable pumpkins.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 02:48 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:12 |
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I don't know anything about The Ring, but I do know what I like. One of those things is a game making Pete suffer, another is scrapple. I know you were kidding, but I'm more than happy to be that guy. Scrapple is a Mid-Atlantic breakfast meat and it's delicious. It's basically just pork trimmings (hence scrap), flour, and spices. Visually, it looks like a very fine meatloaf, regardless of preparation. It feels and tastes like it's really bad for you, but it's less sodium and fat than an equivalent amount of bacon. If you're already eating a delicious breakfast meat, you have worse choices. Rapa is the brand you usually get in my neck of the woods (northern Delaware) and it's pretty good. Scrapple is a little mushy, which kind of throws off people who aren't used to it. Usually you pan fry a 1/2 to 3/4 inch slice of it, but you can also deep fry or broil a slice of the same size. Deep frying makes it softer, broiling makes it crisper. Pan frying is the way to go, if you want my opinion, since you want a bit of crispiness on the outside. I always find that deep fried slices fall apart and, quite frankly, I always burn the hell out of my mouth. On the subject of the LP, I hope things even out a bit with the controls. It's amazing how loving slow this game moves. Pete's patience is impressive. I'm pretty sure I'd have thrown a Wii remote by now. Then the game disc.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 07:29 |
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pedrovay2003 posted:You're going to love tomorrow's episode. Probably, but this game isn't as good natured with its fuckery, so it kind of feels sadistic. At least the Witness environmental puzzles were trying to encourage cleverness and Fatal Frame 5 was trying to be scary. Skate 3's physics and pedestrian AI at least were fun when they weren't directly loving you over. This one seems to think that lovely controls are scary.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 14:22 |
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Ju-On Forever - Always Bet on Hair I quite enjoyed PeteRant. I wouldn't want it all the time, but definitely funny. Echophonic fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jun 17, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 22:32 |
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pedrovay2003 posted:Yeah, that certainly won't be an all the time thing, I promise. I just had to get that out. Well, I mean, you're right (like the cookie cake said). Useless modes and unused buttons just make games seem lazy and rushed.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 23:29 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:12 |
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Looks like the game is called The Ring: Terror's Realm. A cursory googling suggests a... let's say mixed response.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 02:02 |