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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Of strep throat. I know I definitely caught it from my new job too. At first I thought I was infested because of the bed bug thread making me paranoid. My body was itchy all over but particularly my abdomen. I didn't have any bites so for a few days I was convinced I was slowly going crazy and that AEMINAL had caused some mental trauma in my brain by triggering it with the thought of ever having bed bugs again. The last few days I woke up with a tingle in my throat but I had ignored it because it went away after a few hours of being awake. I didn't even connect the two. Last night I started getting suspicious that something was definitely wrong when my neck started to hurt. But it had been a long day of sitting in my computer chair like Quasimodo, so I was like "eh my posture sucks".

Now this morning I wake up with a brutally sore throat, violent neck pain, and I am more itchy than before. Definitely loving strep. I had Scarlet Fever once in 2010 and I remember thinking I would rather kill myself than ever deal with it again. I guess my body is just susceptible to this stupid poo poo. I'm praying to Gods I don't believe in right now that it doesn't progress into Scarlet Fever again. I sincerely would rather be dead than experience that ever again. I'll cope with a sore neck and even more sore throat. I just don't think I can deal with being painfully itchy all over my body again.


Goodbye goons. I hardly knew ye. Wish me luck while I lay in bed and silently shed Native American tears because I'm so miserable I can't even get back to sleep on my single day off this week. Also use this space to complain about your illnesses. Get well soon other sick goons!

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Nov 13, 2005

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numberoneposter posted:

hey can we get an award for Most Worst Poster 2016? Windows 98 you sure are gunning for poo poo poster pf the month.

thanks for coming out but please stop

Get well soon goon. I know brain damage isn't something you can really recover from, but we all are pulling for you. They say laugher is the best medicine, which is probably why your post is making me even more sick.

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a dog from hell posted:

I don't think this is true. The body is extremely good at healing and most brain damage patients improve with time.

Awwww so there's still hope for him? :unsmith:

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Nov 13, 2005

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Nefarious 2.0 posted:

op i've thought a lot about all those dumbass words you typed and i've come to the conclusion that you should lick my rear end and balls

Where should we meet up? :q:

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Nov 13, 2005

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ProfessorMurder posted:

Strep throat has nothing to do with sore muscles or an itchy body.

Turns out it's Scarlet Fever! Again! I had it in 2010 and it was the worst experience of my life and I literally was praying for death. It's just starting now. In a few days I may be committing seppuku because it really is that bad.

Also PS: Scarlet Fever is a different version of strep. Instead of in your throat it covers your whole body and feels like your body is on fire and being rubbed with sandpaper while someone pours salt on your wounds. Consistently. It's mind blowingly awful.

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Hello from the quarantine zone

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They had me sit in my own little area for a bit away from everyone else. Then I got my own room. A nurse lady just told me to put a blanket over my body. I'm on doctor #4 and he went to consult with doctor #5.


I hope I'm not actually dying :(

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Nov 13, 2005

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When they were looking at my body I saw my skin is slowly peeling off in my arm pits, kind of like a sunburn (except not). My headache has gone from annoying to throbbing. The doctor has been gone for a long time and I've had at least three people touch my penis today. Two of them were ladies!


So I guess you could say today has been a mixture of both good and bad :q:

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Nov 13, 2005

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ProfessorMurder posted:

That nurse looks cute. He can service me anyday.

That is me taking a selfie for the newspapers to use when I die.


Anyway, I just got discharged. They told me to take some medicine and that I won't die but I should probably follow up with some other doctors ASAP. There's not a ton they can do for me other than assure me I'm not going to drop dead tomorrow.

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Blacktoll posted:

Aren't you that human being that started a SA rpg and never finished it?

I'm that heterosexual that started an SA RPG and never finished it.

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Nov 13, 2005

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Mange Mite posted:

Windows 98 is like three olives except desperately poor

I'm actually technically middle class now with this new job I started 2 weeks ago :smug:

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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

so they promoted you to manager of the 7/11?

No, now I'm President of Obscure Diseases at a new company

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Nov 13, 2005

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Serviette posted:

Still alive there, Windows 98?

If so, what's the prognosis? Will you live? Have you drafted your SA / GBS will yet? If not, will you do so ITT?

- I leave my video game RPG to the public domain. May someone else have the pleasure of finishing that piece of garbage.
- I leave my 5's to Nooner. May god bless his soul.
- I leave $10 on a Visa gift card to dad gay. so what, may his return be glorious
- I leave my bad posts to my post history, always remember me for being terrible


Bury me with my torture porn files on a USB drive :911:

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