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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


constantly knocking over peoples' drinks at the bar with my throbbing erection

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


hard to remain discreet about my swastika tattoos

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


reduced market for ad space on my body as white products lack contrast

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Doc Friday posted:

You would probably see some nasty dicks

that's why i never turn my monitor off

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Orkin Mang posted:

do u wear a hat in case of blackouts

a failsafe in my dick triggers the self destruct sequence immediately if power is interrupted

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


everyone gettin subway crabs

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Jack Trades posted:

I get sores on my dick when I try to walk around naked 'cause it gets dragged along the ground.

haha this guy's legs are like two inches long haha i'm gonna call you stumps

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