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Halberds are too clumsy, unlike them meter long war hatchets. 
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plz don't criticize halberds also mods please sticky this thread and also someone report this post so the mods see it thanks.
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Jun 14, 2016 20:28
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Jun 14, 2016 20:30
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Serious Frolicking posted:bayonets are actually kind of lovely for putting someone down. in ww1 people tended to use shovels to kill each other in the trenches. I'm changing my weapon to e-tool Y'all are hosed
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Is step 2 or 4 going Super Saiyan? Is step one finding a nice empty box and crab crawling around in it?
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Jun 15, 2016 04:03
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Helical Nightmares posted:Is step 2 or 4 going Super Saiyan? I was thinking steps 1 and 2 were piss and poo poo your pants, and steps 4 and 5 were bleed and die respectively.
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Jun 15, 2016 04:51
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how come??
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Jun 15, 2016 04:52
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i keep getting stunlocked by shortswords in street fights, because i have no loving POISE tips?
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Jun 15, 2016 04:55
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use a weapon w/ hyper armor n00b
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Jun 15, 2016 04:59
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what's the best thing to do to keep society from eventually turning into one where people carry rapiers and dress in ruffled shirts and act all faggy all the time?
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Putty posted:i keep getting stunlocked by shortswords in street fights, because i have no loving POISE Wear heavier armor. I recommend the Black Iron set. If this pushes you into fat-roll territory then try to get Havel's ring.
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Jun 15, 2016 05:04
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i couldnt find anything heavy enouhg that is also a traditional weapon so i sadly had to cut down the tree in my front yard and use that i have superarmor on all frames of my attacks because i dont think i can actually recoil after swinging a big loving tree around ill see you guys soon
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Jun 15, 2016 05:08
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satanic splash-back posted:how come?? through a hole in my penis!!
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proof of concept posted:what's the best thing to do to keep society from eventually turning into one where people carry rapiers and dress in ruffled shirts and act all faggy all the time? too bad, aside from carrying guns instead of rapiers modern society is exactly what you described
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Jun 15, 2016 05:49
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proof of concept posted:what's the best thing to do to keep society from eventually turning into one where people carry rapiers and dress in ruffled shirts and act all faggy all the time? This would be way cooler than the current US where everyone carries guns, dresses in American flag shirts and acts all faggy all the time. The only way is up.
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Jun 15, 2016 09:44
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Putty posted:i keep getting stunlocked by shortswords in street fights, because i have no loving POISE Get naked and learn to use iframes you loving noob.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:15
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Putty posted:i keep getting stunlocked by shortswords in street fights, because i have no loving POISE Use a weapon with Perseverance, it's the only mechanic that provides actual, functional poise or git gud
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Jun 15, 2016 14:46
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Pictured: A "Gewalthaufen" (literally "Violence Heap")
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Jun 15, 2016 14:58
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Nunchuk sales are down 11%: Lockheed releases a nunchuk that has 3 sticks instead of 2
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gannyGrabber posted:Nunchuk sales are down 11%: Lockheed releases a nunchuk that has 3 sticks instead of 2 Once again videogames have us covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El06jruok-M
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Jun 15, 2016 17:35
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some peoplecall it a slingblade but i. dont
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Jun 15, 2016 18:10
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gannyGrabber posted:Nunchuk sales are down 11%: Lockheed releases a nunchuk that has 3 sticks instead of 2 
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Jun 15, 2016 18:29
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Yeah i already knew those were real  Leads me to believe that some point in the past some kung fu rear end in a top hat wanted to one-up his competitors
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Jun 15, 2016 18:45
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A 3-sectional staff will gently caress your poo poo up if the person knows how to use it.
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a mustached hillbilly in a dale earnhardt sweatshirt drops boiling oil from his roof onto a guy on his front porch serving him a subpoena for delinquent child support and it's devastating
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Jun 15, 2016 18:53
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A man climbs a university clock tower with a bundle of javelins...
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proof of concept posted:what's the best thing to do to keep society from eventually turning into one where people carry rapiers and dress in ruffled shirts and act all faggy all the time? true fact, a lot of the societies, those ppl in fruity pastel colored ruffled rags got away with wearing them because they were mercenaries and died too fast/had too much of a lovely life to care about some informal dress code basically "fuk u nobmen, ima dead on sunday ima wear wat i want *shakes nuts in lords direction*"
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Jun 15, 2016 19:29
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In the Byzantine Empire it was illegal to wear the color purple if you weren't part of the emperor's family.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:31
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rip prince
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Jun 15, 2016 19:33
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what happens when some chucklefuck reinvents the pistol by accident
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Jun 15, 2016 19:36
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Rutibex posted:no one will ever pierce my baby armor! The best use of MOLLE
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Jun 15, 2016 19:38
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Hit shooter with sick elbow drop. Press the advantage, go for the pin!
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Jun 15, 2016 21:49
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Monkey Fracas posted:well who knows that claymore guy who hangs around cutting pigs in half all day is a fat guy I guess Also, he's practically Slenderman compared to the fat bottle chopper.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:58
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Here's a guy forging a spearhead (in a bog) https://youtu.be/gi1f2dd_dMM
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Jun 16, 2016 01:55
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Here's that same guy mixing dirt and mud and turds and sticks to make a fire to melt some rocks to make an iron in a bog p good stuff https://youtu.be/Y_mTgHj6M1Q Wait no here's a better one https://youtu.be/URxbEQs98Go naem fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jun 16, 2016 |
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Jun 16, 2016 02:12
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this bog dude is gonna get the drop on all of us. we better start making some serious steel soon before guns get banned and the swamp ppl take over the cities
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Jun 16, 2016 02:23
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Here is the thrilling conclusion to "turd furnace with beardy man" in case you didn't just click around on YouTube https://youtu.be/gjManty8sQg
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Jun 16, 2016 02:32
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turns out using carbon nanotubes to make steel can make some rad loving steel, and some egghead scientists found carbon nanotubes in Damascus steel swords. so a bunch of jerks in the past lucked into making some sweet swords and our steel is already better than those so it's only a matter of time until we get some fuckin swords that can cleave through lampposts and poo poo like butter
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My sword is gonna cleave through your dick forums poster 100 HOGS AGREE. Prepare to meet me on the battlefield
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