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i'm going to open carry my bastard sword in the pizza hut. nobody will gently caress with my breadsticks now
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eat bog butter to replenish your health bar!
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Jun 16, 2016 03:35
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:turns out using carbon nanotubes to make steel can make some rad loving steel, and some egghead scientists found carbon nanotubes in Damascus steel swords. so a bunch of jerks in the past lucked into making some sweet swords and our steel is already better than those so it's only a matter of time until we get some fuckin swords that can cleave through lampposts and poo poo like butter Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance was a documentary.
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Jun 16, 2016 03:47
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gently caress it even has Donald Trump in it lol
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Jun 16, 2016 03:47
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client posted:i'm going to open carry my bastard sword in the pizza hut. I'm unironically less worried about a bunch of dudes walking in carrying longswords or something in open carry than revolvers or something. This is already sounding like the perfect plan.
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Jun 16, 2016 11:55
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I've recently smithed myself a Pike custom fitted with a USB thumbstick on the end to act as the point of contact. When you stab a man to death you can download his soul and trade it in for 50 gold
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Jun 19, 2016 02:34
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance was a documentary. The vibrating blades thing is actual science, of course it's not practical for military uses.
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Jun 20, 2016 00:11
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:turns out using carbon nanotubes to make steel can make some rad loving steel, and some egghead scientists found carbon nanotubes in Damascus steel swords. so a bunch of jerks in the past lucked into making some sweet swords and our steel is already better than those so it's only a matter of time until we get some fuckin swords that can cleave through lampposts and poo poo like butter Actually aliens gave them damascus steel.
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Jun 20, 2016 23:12
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I was watching one of those hacky sorta-documentaries (History Channel?) about weapons and it was about how some medieval bog-lurkers may have accidentally created carbon steel early by forging swords with their dead relatives ashes totally conjecture but that sounds badass
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Jun 21, 2016 03:17
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Do you think this will bring about the return of sword canes? We'll have posh gentlemen who can practice savate and then cut you.
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Jun 22, 2016 01:26
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Goon french kickboxing experts ripping their jorts in a badass obtuse angle semi-kick. Batroc shakes his head in Heaven.
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Jun 22, 2016 01:36
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Dely Apple posted:Goon french kickboxing experts ripping their jorts in a badass obtuse angle semi-kick. Batroc shakes his head in Heaven. I would pay money to watch this jort ripping event. I can already hear the heavy breathing.
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Jun 22, 2016 01:39
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Superior Bastard posted:Do you think this will bring about the return of sword canes? We'll have posh gentlemen who can practice savate and then cut you. They never went out of fashion my good sir, I use mine often to defend ladies and protect them from ruffians and mean boys *tips fedora and draws hands steel from cane*
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Jun 22, 2016 13:40
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Kitchner posted:They never went out of fashion my good sir, I use mine often to defend ladies and protect them from ruffians and mean boys Yeah sword canes aren't very cool. Boot daggers however will be very much "In".
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gannyGrabber posted:Yeah sword canes aren't very cool. The Fairbairn-Sykes is the ultimate choice as they are the stabbiest. But wouldn't it pale in comparison to the Native American combo of blade, tomahawk, battle cry, and huge balls?
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