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Starting high school in the fall as a freshman and i'm nervous. Could you guys give me some advice so I could be cool and popular?
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:10 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:34 |
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Don't bother with either. Focus on your studies and then do mad drugs on the weekend. I wish I had done both. I didn't and now I beg for change to pay for my cellular bill just so I can post.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:14 |
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watch rock n roll high school and hope some of the coolness rubs off on u
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:14 |
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Ride a unicycle to school
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:15 |
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The secret to being cool is making GBS threads wherever you want, whenever you want. It's what dogs do and everyone fuckin loves dogs
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:20 |
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High school is a lot like prison. Either fight or gently caress the biggest dude you can find on your first day in order to establish your dominance/get protection as someone's property.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:21 |
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Whatever you do, don't cross the school seal on the ground.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:21 |
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I used to piss on radiators and pooped in a few urinals in HS. Then there was that week where we bought a box of condoms and filled them with mayo and red soda and would fling them at the grates over the windows. They would mostly not break and just hang there in the summer sun. Sorry maintenance dude, but it was really funny at the time.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:27 |
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Oh yeah we managed to roll a 7' in diameter snowball on the North lawn and then when we were about to roll it into traffic the cops came. We were all "yes officer no officer this isn't a prank sir" then the cops helped us roll it up some more.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:29 |
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Here's a truth bomb: everyone is really judging you all the time and they find you come up waaay short.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:29 |
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Oh then there was that time I got pushed and fell through a Taco Bell window. I dunno how I didn't end up all sliced to hell. My first idiot words after picking myself up of the floor were"uhhh I'll pay for it". Luckily the manager was all like " oh no honey you're a victim! I didn't rat out the guy who shoved me but I should have. I ended up slamming him against a wall and choking him a few years later. Felt really good.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:32 |
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In short: have fun but don't get arrested. Do study lots but also touch a couple boobs/dicks and do some drugs but don't brag about it and let it consume you.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:34 |
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high school is for losers op dont be a loser!
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:40 |
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Don't take any poo poo from anyone
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:42 |
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OP you started posting here in the fifth grade?
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:43 |
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everything that gets you made fun of in high school gets you laid in college
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:44 |
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Remember to get the harem ending
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:45 |
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HD DAD posted:everything that gets you made fun of in high school gets you laid in college like pokemon
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:49 |
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catch a buncha fleas, earn a buncha Bs, find some padding for your knees, and suck a buncha Ds
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:50 |
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(dicks)
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:50 |
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Take a loaded handgun to school every day. Don't shoot anyone with it, just enjoy the feeling of confidence it gives you. Also don't pay too much for your Adderall, in fact try to get your own prescription.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:57 |
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Pick up packs of sandwiches and snapple at the store then resell them in class. Make sure you keep em cold though.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:02 |
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Have sex w a teacher to make the evening news
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:05 |
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deal drugs to make money on the side !
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:07 |
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kick someone's rear end on the first day and you'll be alright, otherwise you'll just wind up as someone's bitch
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:07 |
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cut yourself and wear long sleeves
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:07 |
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smear poo poo on the bathroom wall
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:07 |
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be the school rapist
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:08 |
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HD DAD posted:everything that gets you made fun of in high school gets you laid in college pooping yourself gets people laid in college?
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:08 |
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get bullied and shoot up the school
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:08 |
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actually don't go to school and just live in the woods op
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:09 |
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Butt chug booze so your teachers don't smell it on your breath.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:11 |
Join the band if you want to get laid, join the programming club if you want to get paid.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:23 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:like pokemon I'm gonna need an explanation on this one
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:26 |
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people like a good gimmick. be the poopmonger
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:29 |
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OP spotted
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:33 |
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When I was a freshman in high school 9/11 happened during the second week of school. I'm going to go ahead and blame that for everything else.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:36 |
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I wished to be a grown up when I was like 6 and it came true so I never went to highschool, since i turned into the head of a major corporation
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:38 |
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In highschool I had a group of friends who turned out not to be my friends, but that's okay, I found friends who were actually my friends.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:48 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:34 |
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if you really want to be cool, take up smoking and have a "I don't care" attitude. For best results use a music montage during the transformation.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:49 |