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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

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Masturbate constantly. Constantly.

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

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Run for student council president and become a petty tyrant. Rule the Saide Hawkins dance with an iron fist

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

do they even have those anymore?

Which part? I haven't been in high school for a while now but I think they do on both counts. Student Council will never go away as long as there is some kid angling for Harvard that wants to put it on their resume

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

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Roylicious posted:

Like, want to gently caress a girl? Stop obsessing about it nonstop. Desperation is a stinky cologne and if you aren't pursuing them nonstop girls will be more interested.

This but like for all of your life

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

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Heath posted:

Wear a cloak to school at least once

Wear a towel to school for Towel Day

Wear a scarf the next day

Do it every day, even in summer

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

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Quote-Unquote posted:

Make sure you have a gun, unless you are not a good guy then under no circumstances should you have one.

Question, what if you are a morally ambiguous anithero?

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