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I thought Christie got a lap band a year or two ago. Did he eat it by mistake?
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RVWinkle posted:I thought Christie got a lap band a year or two ago. Did he eat it by mistake? Sadly enough even our best neurosurgeons have yet to come up with a brain surgery to remove the part of your brain that renders you a helpless fat gently caress
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dreezy posted:found it Whenever I see that picture (or any gut that big) I think "my god, what must it smell like down there?" Thin guys can work up some ball funk just walking to the corner store, but his must smell like a swamp fire all the time.
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trump is helping to pay off christie's campaign, right? finally christie knows the humility of working a humiliating job to make ends meet.
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Imagine donald trump's tiny orange penis loving the poo poo out of chris christie's belly button. forever
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i am glad that his life sucks now. actually all of the republican candidates this time were completely vile human beings. well, "human" is probably a bit too generous a description for cruz, though.
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Serious Frolicking posted:i am glad that his life sucks now. actually all of the republican candidates this time were completely vile human beings. well, "human" is probably a bit too generous a description for cruz, though.
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nws I guess http://i.imgur.com/BM9hJnQ.jpg
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Chinatown posted:i hope he gets facefucked  Taft without the charisma
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Chinatown posted:i hope he gets facefucked 
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personally, i hope that he becomes a pariah in the republican party and never acquires any kind of authority for the rest of his life. facefucking is probably something he could learn to love, but being confronted with his own spectacular failure for what few years his fat rear end has left will never stop stinging.
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Serious Frolicking posted:i am glad that his life sucks now. actually all of the republican candidates this time were completely vile human beings. well, "human" is probably a bit too generous a description for cruz, though. Like, the least vile was maybe Kasich? And Kasich is a festering mass poo poo beaded with partially chewed peanuts and corn.
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one anonymous Republican source told him a friend on Trump’s campaign “used Snapchat to send him a video of Christie fetching Trump’s McDonald’s order.”
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Linux Pirate posted:Imagine donald trump's tiny orange penis loving the poo poo out of chris christie's belly button. Why is Trump's penis orange? Did Christie give Donald an HJ while eating Cheetos?
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Mange Mite posted:I lost any shred of respect i had for him when he couldn't lose weight even with the help of radical surgery i lost the tiny mil of respect for him when he started being a cockweasel about weed
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I hope he pays teachers the 2 billion he promised them(then asked a court to let the state not pay it) for taking a cut to pay and health benefits before he dies walking up a slight incline trying to kiss that sweet trump rear end. I'm glad he's at his political dead end and will be dumped by his wife once she has to start supporting him again Blister fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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CC plans on consuming Trump when he wins the election. Then he will be president
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Cthulu Carl posted:Like, the least vile was maybe Kasich? Kasich tried to get blockbuster to remove Fargo from it's shelves. The guy there told him it was a comedy and he and his wife were shocked at the woodchipper scene, so he would constantly call blockbuster hq demanding they remove the film from their stores.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I wonder if he'll finally lose some weight now that his diet consists entirely of Donald Trump's cum and taint sweat. he eats out the rear end of the "nimble navigator" and sucks his hair blonde scrotum imagine that for a second just imagine 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Kasich tried to get blockbuster to remove Fargo from it's shelves. I just looked this up and its loving hilarious.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:
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Fiend posted:Why is Trump's penis orange? Did Christie give Donald an HJ while eating Cheetos? No, trump's penis IS a cheeto
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etalian posted:one anonymous Republican source told him a friend on Trump’s campaign “used Snapchat to send him a video of Christie fetching Trump’s McDonald’s order.” it would've been less humiliating if it was christie felching trump at a mcdonalds
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The Dregs posted:gently caress this isn't true, is it? Is this true? Brain damage caused by severe sleep apnea is reversible. DARIEN, IL – A neuroimaging study is the first to show that white matter damage caused by severe obstructive sleep apnea can be reversed by continuous positive airway pressure therapy. Sep 8, 2014 (Its reversible w/ treatment. Heart/vascular damage too, to an extent. Renal damage, less so, iirc)
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At the outset Christie was the only one if the bunch who didn't seem like an out and out monster. Now it turns out that that's because he's a massive bitch boy.
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When I read the thread title, I was like isn't Chris Christie dead? Then I remembered I was thinking about Rob Ford. Haha.
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rob ford had an unquenchable thirst for life (and cocaine). chris christie is just a petty rear end in a top hat.
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Good. gently caress him.
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Serious Frolicking posted:rob ford had an unquenchable thirst for life (and cocaine). chris christie is just a petty rear end in a top hat. with an unquenchable thirst for gravy
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remember when Chris Christie took a state helicopter to his kid's little league game and then couldn't walk 100 yards from where the helicopter landed to the bleachers, so he had to get a limo to take him? fun times
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I like how if I made so much as a prank phone call that resulted in a bridge being shut down I'd be serving 15 years in Riker's but this fat retard doesn't even get so much as an inquiry. Everyone in New Jersey hates him but they overwhelmingly voted for him twice. They deserve this bridge closing gently caress. Wasn't it discovered an old woman died in an ambulance because they were stuck for four hours due to this sack of poo poo? jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Melmac posted:I like how if I made so much as a prank phone call that resulted in a bridge being shut down I'd be serving 15 years in Riker's but this fat retard doesn't even get so much as an inquiry. he will never directly face any consequences for his actions. but as a consolation, he is probably completely miserable right now and will never, ever be president.
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Serious Frolicking posted:he will never directly face any consequences for his actions. but as a consolation, he is probably completely miserable right now and will never, ever be president. I doubt that's true. It's pretty drat incredible to be able to make it to governor And I'm sure he's set for the rest of his life. I do have to say one good thing... he absolutely decimated Rubio in that debate. jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Kasich tried to get blockbuster to remove Fargo from it's shelves. *is member of party of personal freedom and minimal government intrusion on business * *demands store pull movie off shelves *
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Chris Christie deserves to be "the gimp" from pulp fiction
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Owned By Donald and Ronald
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tenspott posted:To be fair, the long pants uniforms look like poo poo on everyone. Bring back the knee socks! What? How can you not like watching grown men hit a ball with a stick while wearing pajamas?
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I'm the guy who had his stomach stapled and hasn't lost a pound
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