Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

If he lost a few hundred lbs his micro penis would likely be 4 inches or so (instead of the 1.5 inches it is now) So still somewhat small. No wonder he's bitter.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Lemme get a McDick 2

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

hello, new stupid newbie image.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Serious Frolicking posted:

hello, new stupid newbie image.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Mods please change my username to CHRIS CHRISTIES CAMELTOE tia.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I believe it's called a moose knuckle guys.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
I for one enjoy the fact that my home state has been relegated to nothing more than resume padding for aspiring politicians

Welcome to New Jersey, The Springboard State

Also holy poo poo, Christie's gunt :eyepop:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

it's not like the fat gently caress has a different job to do or anything

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Dre2Dee2 posted:

I for one enjoy the fact that my home state has been relegated to nothing more than resume padding for aspiring politicians

Welcome to New Jersey, The Springboard State

Also holy poo poo, Christie's gunt :eyepop:

To be fair before that we were/are Welcome to New Jersey, The Not-NYC you go to for sane rent/house prices.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Chris Christie's life is still probably better than ours will ever be. The joke is on us.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Roger Craig posted:

Chris Christie's life is still probably better than ours will ever be. The joke is on us.

in creature comforts, sure. but he is slowly dying from obesity, his dream is dead and he is serving the man who killed it.

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed

Ork of Fiction posted:

Brain damage caused by severe sleep apnea is reversible. DARIEN, IL – A neuroimaging study is the first to show that white matter damage caused by severe obstructive sleep apnea can be reversed by continuous positive airway pressure therapy. Sep 8, 2014

(Its reversible w/ treatment. Heart/vascular damage too, to an extent. Renal damage, less so, iirc)

As someone who suffered from sleep apena and lost 150 lbs after my Doctor scared the poo poo out of me with facts, this is really reassuring.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Serious Frolicking posted:

i am glad that his life sucks now. actually all of the republican candidates this time were completely vile human beings. well, "human" is probably a bit too generous a description for cruz, though.

Kasich didn't seem overly terrible or objectionable, but then again I knew gently caress-all about him.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Hello, anybody home?!??! Think mcchristie, think!!!!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Not a bad day, just sittin at work peepin Chris Christie's weiner outline

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Remember when Christie declared weed smokers lack self control while being loving fat as hell?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
the saddest thing we'd be missing out on in a trump presidency would be all of the failed GOP candidates being locked away under the White House in a sex dungeon. you know the one reagan had constructed...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Code Jockey posted:

Not a bad day, just sittin at work peepin Chris Christie's weiner outline

sameeeee

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Rasta_Al posted:

Lemme get a McDick 2

I have that jingle in my head now

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Code Jockey posted:

Not a bad day, just sittin at work peepin Chris Christie's weiner outline

I'm not convinced that's his weiner, my money says it's just fat tucked to one side

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I liked the M&M box video

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

You all are being pretty mean to the man that corrupted Robot Rubio's programming

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lol wtf is this

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vZXPDBlOCc

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

CANNONBAALL



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpoqzt2EHaA

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012




GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

InterFaced posted:

Remember when Christie declared weed smokers lack self control while being loving fat as hell?

Can you imagine how fat he would be if he smoked weed?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
In all seriousness though, when a guy gets a really huge rear end I hope he feels like a lot less of a man, because he sure looks like less of a man.

Fat guys should still have Hank Hill asses, or else they are at least 30% female.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
meh - i'd still gently caress him

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Roger Craig posted:

Chris Christie's life is still probably better than ours will ever be. The joke is on us.

I don't think so self worth is integral to a life. Not speaking for myself but still.

Honestly, and this is an edit here, but I don't know why anyone would have respect for Chris Christie in the first place.

a dog from hell fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jun 15, 2016

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
it's why i love fat animals because they look so loving funny inherently but don't you dare think fat people look funny



criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I love fat animals but that tiger Jesus Christ. I still wanna play bongos on his tummy though.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

those are not funny

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

maybe it's supposed to be funny because being fat is gross and unnatural.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

maybe, I just feel so sad for that bear

a garbanzo bean
Jun 14, 2016

by Shine

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Could someone explain what's going on here? I've seen this picture before but I honestly don't know enough about the anatomy of obese men to figure out.

Edit: Like is this his gunt or his penis or...??

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Micro penis or one very strange ball.

Either way, what's beneath his bathing suit is a nightmare.

  • Locked thread