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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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"If you just focus and apply yourself, you too can be J's one day."
Your mother in law, overhearing you, pulls you aside.
"Why do you lie to your children? They started out crocs and will die crocs, just like you did and will"
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Jun 13, 2016 23:58
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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i know a lot of people prefer baby shoes because they are cute and you can bond with them as they grow up but i choose to adopt homeless adult shoes because the shelters are full of them
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Jun 14, 2016 00:17
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- faxlore
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a blue star tattoo for you!
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we have enough shoes on earth, i propose once people (or new people) need shoes they go barefoot instead
also don't forget to spay or neuter your local shoe population
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Jun 14, 2016 00:39
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- alnilam
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I used to enjoy raising my shoes from babies until they were big enough for me to wear. It was a good experience and got me more in touch with the way the world works, plus saved a little money, but i just don't have the time anymore and nowadays tend to opt for the convenience of just getting adult shoes right off the bat
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Jun 14, 2016 03:13
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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“they don't call me ‘baby shoes’ for nothing,” he said as his small, infantile feet shattered under his weight
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Jun 14, 2016 06:29
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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"Mr Trump, is it true that the only shoe that will fit on your tiny hands are... GASP - baby shoes?"
*Trump throws baby shoe - reporter ducks*
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Jun 14, 2016 09:26
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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baby shoes if you wreck one more squad car I'm going to take your badge and your gun, now getback out there and get Gomez before he kills again
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Jun 14, 2016 13:05
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- FutonForensic
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no one puts baby shoes in the corner. please put them in the cubby hole, we live in an orderly society
 
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Jun 14, 2016 14:32
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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no one puts baby shoes in the corner. please put them in the cubby hole, we live in an orderly society
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Jun 14, 2016 15:26
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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The combat boot who lives across the street is watching through the window again. The lights are out but you know he's there
watching. Judging.
"bootstraps," he whispers
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Jun 14, 2016 16:39
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- FluffieDuckie
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we'd done all the right parenting things to ensure our daughter grew up to be a sensible business pump, but when she hit puberty it became obvious she was going to be nothing short of a 3 inch stilleto
my husband leaned over to me last night and whispered "she gets it from your side of the family"
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jun 14, 2016 16:47
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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baby shoes is up to no good, hanging out with the doc martens and the chuck taylors. baby shoes came in late last night and smelled faintly of weed. i hope this is a phase. i really do.
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Jun 14, 2016 17:23
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- MrWillsauce
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not me, I always wear a sock
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Jun 14, 2016 17:54
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- Android Blues
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for sale to ANYONE WHO'LL TAKE THEM!: baby shoes, never worn, doesn't listen to their mother, who is only trying to help, and who was it that laced you up for the first six months of your warranty, and changed your odor eaters, i should like to know
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Jun 14, 2016 20:14
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- Android Blues
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big shoe (suitable for old ladies, similar): for sale, never lived in. large amount of children not a problem. BANG i hemingwayed a nursery rhyme. its tragic now
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Jun 14, 2016 20:17
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- Android Blues
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no one puts baby shoes in the corner. please put them in the cubby hole, we live in an orderly society
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Jun 14, 2016 20:22
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- Android Blues
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Actually, given the old lady's poverty, it's more likely that she rents the shoe.
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Jun 14, 2016 20:28
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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Let me tell you about Japan (Nihon), a land that is more civilized than here. No shoe may pass beyond the entryway of a building there, perhaps because they are vampires, soleless creatures cursed to walk the earth for all eternity.
idk why anyone would want to go there
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Jun 14, 2016 20:37
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- AAB
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you knew all too well why there was only one set of footprints.... she was coddling the shoes
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Jun 14, 2016 21:10
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- google THIS
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"Mr Trump, is it true that the only shoe that will fit on your tiny hands are... GASP - baby shoes?"
*Trump throws baby shoe - reporter ducks*
who throws a baby shoe? honestly?
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Jun 15, 2016 00:54
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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"Listen, son," I say after pulling my teenage sneaker away from his girlfriend at the party. "That's how you get baby shoes, in case you didn't know."
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jun 15, 2016 00:56
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- MrWillsauce
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my teenage sneaker wants a tongue ring
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Jun 15, 2016 01:24
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- MrWillsauce
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the only advice I can give a new baby shoe owner: tread lightly.
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Jun 15, 2016 01:25
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- MrWillsauce
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this thread is really gaining some traction
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Jun 15, 2016 01:25
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- MrWillsauce
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too many puns? shoe me.
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Jun 15, 2016 01:26
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- MrWillsauce
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would think of more but I'm lacy
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Jun 15, 2016 01:27
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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i saw a pair of wild baby shoes grazing in a meadow today and for a moment thought about trying to trap a tame them
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Jun 15, 2016 02:14
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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muppet babies version of all the shoes I've worn in my life and they somehow all knew each other as babies and hung out in a nursery together and had adventures
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Jun 15, 2016 02:17
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May 22, 2024 07:55
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- MrWillsauce
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taking my baby shoes to the cobbler is a nightmare
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