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Baaaaaby shooooes, you got the cutest little baaaaaby shoooooes...
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MrWillsauce posted:my teenage sneaker wants a tongue ring
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Jun 15, 2016 05:05
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Luvcow posted:muppet babies version of all the shoes I've worn in my life and they somehow all knew each other as babies and hung out in a nursery together and had adventures |
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Jun 15, 2016 07:08
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Two baby shoes from rival companies fall in love but their manufacturers will never let them be together, so they tie their laces together and throw themselves over a power line |
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Jun 15, 2016 07:41
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big black turnout posted:Two baby shoes from rival companies fall in love but their manufacturers will never let them be together, so they tie their laces together and throw themselves over a power line
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Jun 15, 2016 08:05
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mothers don't let your baby shoes grow up to cowboy boots |
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Jun 15, 2016 12:48
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big black turnout posted:Two baby shoes from rival companies fall in love but their manufacturers will never let them be together, so they tie their laces together and throw themselves over a power line
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Jun 15, 2016 14:02
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big black turnout posted:Two baby shoes from rival companies fall in love but their manufacturers will never let them be together, so they tie their laces together and throw themselves over a power line
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Jun 15, 2016 14:17
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A Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead style story-inversion where we see Jumanji from the perspective of David Alan Grier's new prototype sneakers that Alan accidentally shreds at the beginning
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Jun 15, 2016 14:19
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big black turnout posted:Two baby shoes from rival companies fall in love but their manufacturers will never let them be together, so they tie their laces together and throw themselves over a power line
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forrest gump from the pov of his shoes
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Jun 15, 2016 15:04
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3 Men and A Baby Shoe
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Jun 15, 2016 16:34
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alnilam posted:A Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead style story-inversion where we see Jumanji from the perspective of David Alan Grier's new prototype sneakers that Alan accidentally shreds at the beginning i love this idea. another successful byob project |
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Jun 15, 2016 18:22
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android blues, I think it was you that started the baby shoes thing in the one sentence horror stories thread right? it was a good idea and made me laugh, thank you 
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Jun 15, 2016 18:28
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that's right it was me! i'm glad you liked it |
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Jun 15, 2016 18:29
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its important to tell your teenage sneakers to always use rubbers oles |
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Jun 15, 2016 19:07
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I got the baby shoe blues Tried to... leave them behind I got the baby shoe blues, They were driving me out of my mind I left them down in the basement Left them at the top of the stairs No matter the placement I saw a pair of those baby shoe stares I got the baby shoe blues Tried to... leave them baby shoes behind I got the baby shoe blues, They are driving me right out of my mind I don't have no kids Don't got no wife Never been involved With no one in my life So why the hell... Do I have these baby shoes? Why the hell... tell me please! Do I have these baby shoes The chase me when I'm awake, And when I'm asleep I just can't shake The sound of those baby shoe feet! I got the... baby shoe baby shoe yeah *harmonica* Tried to... tried to leave couldn't leave here they are I got those horrible awful interesting scary intriguing... bay bay bay BEE bloo Outta my mind mmmhmm yup https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 15, 2016 19:14
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it is best to have one baby shoe only
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Jun 15, 2016 22:58
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Android Blues posted:Actually, given the old lady's poverty, it's more likely that she rents the shoe.
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Jun 16, 2016 03:15
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everyone knows finding a pair of baby shoes is very bad luck, but if you just can't resist the urge to pick them up and carry them around, make sure to remove any attached babies first as they can cause a lot of trouble.
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Jun 16, 2016 03:53
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sometimes i like to imagine that baby corn are born with little baby corn husks on them. like a little baby corn baby shoe.
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Jun 16, 2016 04:01
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one of the most difficult things for a new father is shoeing his newborn baby, even though the tiny nails are small they still need to hold firmly once driven
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Jun 16, 2016 04:02
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Aww how cute your mommy got your baby shoes bronzed... after you wore them. I bathed my baby shoes in the blood of my enemies; while I was still wearing them
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Jun 16, 2016 04:11
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I cried because I had no baby shoes, until I met a man who had no baby feet.
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Jun 16, 2016 05:49
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Luvcow posted:one of the most difficult things for a new father is shoeing his newborn baby, even though the tiny nails are small they still need to hold firmly once driven |
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Jun 16, 2016 06:48
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Luvcow posted:one of the most difficult things for a new father is shoeing his newborn baby, even though the tiny nails are small they still need to hold firmly once driven ---------------- |
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Jun 16, 2016 06:54
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If you see a baby shoe in the wild, do not approach it. Even though it appears to be alone, the momma shoe is probably close by and will kick your rear end if you disturb it in any way.
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Jun 16, 2016 10:26
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that moment when ur not sure whether he said baby shoes or babe-ish ooze |
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Jun 16, 2016 13:10
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alnilam posted:that moment when ur not sure whether he said baby shoes or babe-ish ooze *staring at my son, a pile of sludge wearing baby shoes* ah, he mostly takes after me
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Jun 16, 2016 14:07
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Slugnoid posted:it is best to have one baby shoe only |
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Jun 16, 2016 14:20
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alnilam posted:that moment when ur not sure whether he said baby shoes or babe-ish ooze *sees some really sexy lookin ooze* hey baby, how'd you like to get primordial? |
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I think it's messed up that they baptize baby shoes and put them back on the baby while they're still wet |
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