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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer


You know your Euro is bad when Russia - Slovakia is the big game of the day.

Russia - Slovakia @ 15:00 CET

Will Russia get disqualified for its fans being fucktards? Will Hamsik run past old-rear end Russian defense? Will Russian overall higher quality than Slovakia come into play in preventing Hamsik from running past the old-rear end Russian defense? Stay tuned for THE ULTIMATE SLAV SHOWDOWN to probably not find the answers!

Romania - Switzerland @ 18:00 CET

There is literally nothing of note about this game unless you're from Romania or Switzerland. I guess this is the deciding game for the second place in the group A?

France - Albania @ 21:00 CET

France will try to have revenge for the HUMILIATING DEFEAT almost exactly one year ago in a friendly match (1-0).

nutri_void fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Jun 15, 2016

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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Looking forward to a battle between strong Slavic men which I imagine will look quite similar to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY_Kb5Qkj-4&t=94s

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Russia: Akinfeev, Smolnikov, Ignashevich, Neustädter, Kokorin, Smolov, Golovin, V. Berezutski, Shatov, Schennikov, Dzyuba

Slovakia: Kozáčik, Pekarík, Škrtel, Ďurica, Weiss, Duda, Hubočan, Hamšík, Kucka, Mak, Pečovský

Fun fact: I have a shirt with Hubocan's name from back when he played for Zenit

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Slav draw 1-1, russian fans will unfortunately behave (in the stadium at least)

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

what's with the lovely jpg artifacts, OP

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
What artifacts

(yes I did fix it)

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I can't wait for russia to be kicked out and deported from the france hosted euro 2016 competition

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Alexeythegreat posted:

What artifacts

(yes I did fix it)

voted 5

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Pro anthem this

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
its a bit rude that they sing the national anthem in a foreign language, who knows what they could be saying

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
who is the huge browed russian giggs-alike?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Lmao at Russia playing 10 behind the ball against loving Slovakia

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

straight up brolic posted:

Lmao at Russia playing 10 behind the ball against loving Slovakia

it's embarrasing, op. slovakia ftw

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Picture quality on ARD is garbage, is it the same internationally? Looks like a lovely SD feed

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Katana Gomai posted:

Picture quality on ARD is garbage, is it the same internationally? Looks like a lovely SD feed

beIN is in HD

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Yeah the image is fine on ESPN

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Katana Gomai posted:

Picture quality on ARD is garbage, is it the same internationally? Looks like a lovely SD feed

It's fine for me.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
lille metropole

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
lol weiss has prison tattoos

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is a good game to occasionally glance up at while working, good choice UEFA!

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
They should take the cameras off this poo poo match and just follow the most suspicious looking Russian supporters around the stands and the ground. See if they look up to something. Higher drama than this.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

runoverbobby posted:

They should take the cameras off this poo poo match and just follow the most suspicious looking Russian supporters around the stands and the ground. See if they look up to something. Higher drama than this.

Yeah, but they'd need more cameras.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
It's in glorious HD here in clogland but ARD is indeed shite somehow.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
There should be a corner of the screen devoted to Slutsky's reactions to poor play.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Russia bad

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Smolov and Golovin can gently caress right off

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Katana Gomai posted:

Picture quality on ARD is garbage, is it the same internationally? Looks like a lovely SD feed

Nowhere near SD, but it does indeed look somewhat blurry. (ARD as well)

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
"It can't be the middle of the night, there's no sirens" - lawro

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lol

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
It seems like our fake Ibra will have to win the match all by himself

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Brilliant reaction from Slutsky

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Why isn't calling Russians commies as fun as calling Germans nazis is?

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Way to gently caress that up.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Russia bad

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

jyrka posted:

Why isn't calling Russians commies as fun as calling Germans nazis is?

Sometimes late at night I too wonder about that my friend

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Thank gently caress Slovakia even more bad

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Never mind, Russia more bad

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Alexeythegreat posted:

Thank gently caress Slovakia even more bad

Hmmm

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