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Here's a central location where we can aggregate car use and maintenance tips we have have had buried in other threads as there previously was no centralized thread to collect these tips but there is now. Tip for your care: next time you have to dodoo do it in the console so you save time having to find a toilet,g etting to your destination sooner and if you need a poo you have one at all times
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have a 2 y/o? leave her in the car because the alligator cannot eat the whole car (still confirming this with facts from the intenret)
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Jun 15, 2016 18:53
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Just put the cruise control on your rv on and ghost ride the poo poo while you use a regular toilet jeez. 
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Jun 15, 2016 18:54
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just put the cruise control on your rv on and ghost ride the poo poo while you use a regular toilet jeez. but you wont have anything on-hand to throw at the amish ont he side of the rode selling warm pies
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Jun 15, 2016 18:55
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cars smell good with mothballs fill car with balls of moths
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Jun 15, 2016 18:55
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when you change your oil just park the car on your lawn and drain the used motor oil straight into the dirt
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Jun 15, 2016 18:56
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-save on gas by leaving your car in neutral and pushing it to your destination -smash other car windows instead of your own car windows - cheaper -take the tires off to make it more lightweight and aerodynamic - run over cyclists
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Jun 15, 2016 18:57
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social vegan posted:but you wont have anything on-hand to throw at the amish ont he side of the rode selling warm pies You just put a little string on the poop tank release and pull it while you do a sick ebrake skid, giving the poop a 180 degree panoramic splatter.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:00
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Live in a city with good public transit and you don't need one
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Jun 15, 2016 19:01
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if the mechanic says your brake lines are nearly rusted through, that means you're still good to go for a while yet ... 3$%^@#$^#%#$@%
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Jun 15, 2016 19:06
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never trust an elf posted:Live in a city with good public transit and you don't need one straight bitchmade
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Jun 15, 2016 19:14
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With the right amount of jolly and song, your car can fly. Mostly true with older model vehicles.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:17
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Insteaod of spending 15 bucks on an expensive cabin air filter, steal a stack of napkins from your favorite restaurant and stuff them in there.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:04
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drive a car off a cliff: life is meaningless
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Jun 15, 2016 20:05
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You can save money on gas by not paying for it.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:09
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piss on a grape and it will roll for a time. the same is not true of car
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Jun 15, 2016 20:10
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:piss on a grape and it will roll for a time. the same is not true of car
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Jun 15, 2016 20:11
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good car advice is to hang on to your tires for a really long time, since having less tread makes them more like the tires on F1 cars, and your car will go faster
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Jun 15, 2016 20:11
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If you need an extra tire you might try to get one of the inner tires from one of thse trucks with four tires on its back axle. They might not notice.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:14
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good car advice is when you really need people in front of you to go faster, pop your hood to make your horn louder
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Jun 15, 2016 20:15
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If you drink a bottle of gasoline, the bubbles reproduce in your digestive system and then you can piss into your gas tank for a high octane boost!
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Jun 15, 2016 20:18
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click it or ticket
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Jun 15, 2016 20:19
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seat belts aren't actually safe, never use one unless you are strapping in someone you hate
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Jun 15, 2016 20:21
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Change your oil every 3,000 miles, rotate your tires every 5,000 miles Check your tire pressure weekly When disconnecting your battery, disconnect negative then positive Learn the meanings of each warning light to stay on top of your cars status and and establish which issues are critical During the winter make sure your tires have at least 3mm of tread, if not consider getting special winter tires
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Jun 15, 2016 20:37
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good car advice is to pump your breaks in icy weather even if you have ABS because pumping + abs is twice as good as just one of them
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Jun 15, 2016 20:46
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Don't be a cheap dick, change your own headlights There's videos on YouTube ffs Why does my phone capitalize you tube A secret mechanic trick to make headlight bulbs last a reeeeeeeeaaaaalllllllllllllllyyy long time: put your greasy drat fingers all over the bulb before you slot it in and reassemble the housing
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Jun 15, 2016 20:59
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:A secret mechanic trick to make headlight bulbs last a reeeeeeeeaaaaalllllllllllllllyyy long time: put your greasy drat fingers all over the bulb before you slot it in and reassemble the housing that's a trade secret bub
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Jun 15, 2016 21:02
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Don't ever take responsibility for your repairs and maintenance so you can get everything at the dealership. If they try and push back just talk about all the bad reviews and surveys you're gonna write
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Jun 15, 2016 21:34
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have a big fart in your car and all day the spicy scent will be your reward
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Jun 15, 2016 21:36
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Put your peewee in the cigarette lighter thing you whore
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Jun 15, 2016 21:48
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if you aren't used to driving stick, just leave it in 3rd the whole time and then you don't have to worry about shifting!
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Jun 15, 2016 22:02
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Don't be a cheap dick, change your own headlights My friend, YouTube is the name of an actual thing and capitalization in this case is proper 
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Jun 15, 2016 22:09
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put a bike in the back of ur car so you have a bike with you on your journey!
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Jun 15, 2016 22:11
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whenever you need windshield wipers, just go to a really big parking lot and find someone with the same car and trade wipers with them.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:12
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I like to put the wheels on backwards every other week to keep the mileage down
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Jun 15, 2016 22:13
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Holy poo poo that just reminded me. I saw some guy in an SUV driving with the front wheels installed in reverse, as in the inside facing outward.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:14
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Fill the centre console/armrest with ice: et voilą! a minibar for your bourbon during those long and lonesome drives to work!
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Jun 15, 2016 22:15
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satanic splash-back posted:whenever you need windshield wipers, just go to a really big parking lot and find someone with the same car and trade wipers with them. My stock ones still sort of work lol. Used to go through a pair a winter with all that snow poo poo.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:20
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Pro driving lifehack--to go fast press the pedal on the RIGHT, to slow down or stop press the pedal in the MIDDLE.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:28
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If you suck at driving, stop driving 
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Jun 15, 2016 22:34
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