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I like to bite my finger coyly while blushing. But nothing's ever come of it so far. Prison was a total downer for me. Trying to score some action in the showers: I'd drop the soap, and exclaim, "Oh diddly-dee-dear! I dropped. The. SOAP!" Then I'd nibble on my finger coyly while blushing, and wink at the nearest gangbanger. I'd never seen so many disgusted and frightened looks in my general direction in life! Trying to score some action on laundry duty, I'd spill the soapflakes over my body and say, "Oh diddly-doo-dear! I DROPPED THE SOAP!" Then I'd turn back on and bend over the laundry cart and present my lucious buns. But still no bum fun. What am I doing wrong?
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poopnanners posted:I was walking down the street the other day and a car full of young men drove by. One of 'em was hanging out the window and yelled "HEY MILF!" at me. I was the only one around. I am a man with short hair and a beard. I don't get it. Man I'd Like to Fuck Jesus. Read a goddamn
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JiveHonky posted:face your naked butt towards the one you fancy and keep backing up slowly until the magic happens. you'll know when the time is right Thanks Big Burrito!
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