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People sometimes drive by compliment my hair or shoes. My rear end has been slapped before by street strangers. People walking down bourbon street have ran their fingers through my hair though which is gross
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JiveHonky posted:hey sweet stuff, where you headed? When I was like sixteen a pedophile came up to me at a barbecue restaurant and asked me if I wanted to see his pinball collection lol Another time some old dude in a Mexican restaurant called me over and asked me I find could give him a ride for $1000 whereupon after a few questions I quickly ascertained he did not just mean a ride in a car Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Gay people assume since I didn't freak out the first time they touched my shoulder it's cool to go ahead and headlock make out with me or try to put their hand down my hands.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:46
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I love it when dudes tell me they're HIV positive and then start hitting on me. Well at least that's the best way to do it I guess
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Jun 15, 2016 19:50
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Nothing like a when someone HIV positive is talking really loudly at you real close getting spit in your eyes lol
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Jun 15, 2016 19:52
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:its pretty homophobic to not sleep with someone just because they have hiv.. i bet ur racist too The homosexual inquisition "how do you know you're not gay?" conversation is super fun to have three times back to back
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Dave_Indeed posted:I like to walk up behind people and put them in a bear hug so they can't get free, and mustily whisper into their earlobe with my wet scratchy beard, "Your tits would look fantastic sewn to the dead dog in the bottom of my freezer." What the gently caress you don't have to harm a dog to get a dead dog into your freezer you loving weirdo
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