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What do you say when you see a hot guy walk past on the street? I say "nice buns hun!" "sweet package..." (then i bite my knuckle like im having trouble controlling myself) "drat son!" (a classic) "ooooooweeeee" (then i make a tsss sound and shake my hand like i burnt it) "god bless america" (i bend my knees slightly in a sort of crouch and do a pelvic thrust in the hotties direction)
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fyodor posted:Hey I want to interact with that rear end crack that's a slant rhyme girl lets keep the racism in the china thread ok guy?
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Typical Pubbie posted:Hello. unorthodox but it just might work under the right circumstances. approved.
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Boomstick Quaid posted:People sometimes drive by compliment my hair or shoes. My rear end has been slapped before by street strangers. People walking down bourbon street have ran their fingers through my hair though which is gross hey sweet stuff, where you headed? *follows you for 10 blocks whistling off key
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Jun 15, 2016 19:43
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Snatch Duster posted:i constantly am harassed by gay men and non gay women alike. rear end slapped, junk fondled, licking of my ear hole, and many cat calls. hmmm... i never thought about it like this. and i never will again. btw what time do you get off work? lets get some almond milk sometime hunnybunz 
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Jun 15, 2016 19:49
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SciFiDownBeat posted:not once in my life have I ever been cat-called, whistled at, slapped or fondled by strangers. me niether  closest i ever came to such a thing is back when i used to play basketball sometimes i would get called "pretty boy" but it could have been sarcasm it was most likely sarcasm almost 100% positive it was sarcasm.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:53
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Snatch Duster posted:i'm a sexual but i can use another friend. and then the two GBS posters became friends platonically and lived happily ever after until one of them got drunk and licked the other ones earlobe which was weird and uncomfortable and they tried to pretend it didnt happen but things were never quite the same after that...
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Jun 15, 2016 19:55
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:nice thread, jiggles. im dieting as hard as i can give me a break here
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SciFiDownBeat posted:it's okay, I think you're pretty unironically thanks buddy i am wearing my tightest mesh shirt today
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Jun 15, 2016 20:02
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:"hey bro nice dick shaped bulge in your pants oh wait that's just the zipper pushing out my bad" what??? i dont even understand this one, wake me up when you get back from mars ya weirdass
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Jun 15, 2016 21:15
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cool and good posted:there are no wrong answers during a brainstorming session you are sitting on a beanbag posting on an ipad arent you
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Jun 15, 2016 22:06
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Serviette posted:I like to bite my finger coyly while blushing. But nothing's ever come of it so far. face your naked butt towards the one you fancy and keep backing up slowly until the magic happens. you'll know when the time is right goon luck little taco
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Professor Tomtom posted:I jack off thats performance art not street harassment
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