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Saw the gayest guy I've ever seen at the airport today. I was like, "Holy god drat that guys gay." while I soaked that poo poo in and then he turned his head real quick and made super intense eye contact with me. Made my balls shrivel up. I feel so objectified. Now all I can wonder is if that's what I've been doing to women all these years.
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dethkon posted:Dave you couldn't make a woman's balls shrivel if you were made out of ice I like to walk up behind people and put them in a bear hug so they can't get free, and mustily whisper into their earlobe with my wet scratchy beard, "Your tits would look fantastic sewn to the dead dog in the bottom of my freezer." Of course I really would never harm a dog, but you get the idea.
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Boomstick Quaid posted:What the gently caress you don't have to harm a dog to get a dead dog into your freezer you loving weirdo Stop cyber bullying me.
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