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'is that an ar-15 in your pants or are you just happy to see me?'
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 19:34 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:58 |
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honey... why are you so late... and your earlobe, it's all wet!
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 19:56 |
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once i was driving and whistling to myself and i looked at the oncoming traffic and a woman driving the other way thought i was whistling at her and mouthed 'gently caress YOU' i'm like, well, on one hand, you go girl, on the other hand, jeez!
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 20:05 |