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because I was eating her out and I accidentally coughed up one of those smelly white halitosis chunks from the back of my throat, and it went inside of her. I tried to pretend nothing happened, and I started fingering around for it, but I couldn't find it. She might think something is up because I didn't want to gently caress her after that. I don't want my dick sliding around with the halitosis poo poo-ball. Is her pussy going to rot off and die now? Am I guilty of a crime? Should I make up some story about her having a smelling pussy so she buys a douche and hopefully washes the halitosis out in the process?
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sorry about your loss in the RNC race OP
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:47 |
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just remove the vagina and wash it out in the sink
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:47 |
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the ole Toledo Torpedo pro-move
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:47 |
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Her puss be Gaul and that chunk is Caesar's small army
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:50 |
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fake and gay. gas OP, penis thread
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:50 |
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so you work from home OP
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:54 |
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penis man
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:55 |
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whats his name op
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:56 |
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it costs like $2k to have ur tonsils removed dude just pony up the cash cmon
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:57 |
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AugmentedVision posted:sorry about your loss in the RNC race OP The Zodiac Killer claims another with Toxic Shock Syndrome.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:57 |
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this is gonna be the best lunch break ever! *takes homongus bite of ham sandwich*
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:58 |
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gross you loving have no respect for vaginas im appalled
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:01 |
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bradzilla posted:whats his name op I wish it was a dude. You can spit as many halitosis up a butthole as you want. What's the plural? Is it Halitosi? Halitosis'? Halitosis?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:06 |
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School Nickname posted:The Zodiac Killer claims another with Toxic Shock Syndrome.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:09 |
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its called a tonsil stone or "tonsilolith." I bet your breath is awful OP
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:17 |
as op slowly backed away from her, he mouthed the words "alahu akhbar" under his breath with a smile on his lips alas, another innocent pussy claimed by halitosisis
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:27 |
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did anyone else have that story of some guy eating skittles out of his girlfriend 's vajayjay only for him to eat a genital wart by accident?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:40 |
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Tonsils are stupid as gently caress and I got rid of those suckers ASAP
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:43 |
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pour some mouthwash in there dude
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:43 |
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Tonsils are stupid as gently caress and I got rid of those suckers ASAP word
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:44 |
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Whorelord posted:did anyone else have that story of some guy eating skittles out of his girlfriend 's vajayjay only for him to eat a genital wart by accident? That story is fake as hell and there's tons of variations.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:45 |
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JiveHonky posted:fake and gay. gas OP, penis thread You gently caress. I'll burn your pussy off with my acid spit next.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:45 |
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I don't really ever get sick I don't think those fuckers even do anything
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:46 |
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remember that one where the guy pukes and and has to fish the corn out? classic
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:47 |
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lol this is like the greasiest post of the day for sure KEEP GBS SEXY
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:50 |
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see about purchasing a pussy repair kit
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:51 |
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getting that thing removed is basically a mini abortion so I would consult a mouse abortionist
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:54 |
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possibly hamster
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:54 |
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but op if you want to save money sometimes a good scrubbing with some steel wool can do the time at a fraction of the price
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:55 |
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lmao it was probably bigger than your dick
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 20:57 |
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What in the gently caress is a "smelly white halitosis chunk". Actually, I don't think I want to know the answer to this question. Godspeed, OP.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:18 |
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that's funny op because i wrecked your girlfriend's pussy last week
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:20 |
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with my penis
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:21 |
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are you going to tell her? i think you should, op. tell her she can blow some gingivitis chunks up your butt to make it even
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:24 |
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Can you just make a thread with a poll saying "Who hasn't wrecked my girlfriend's pussy"? I think you will find most of us did it without cheap tricks like you used.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:28 |
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this is like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry dropped his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and then she brushed with it and he could never bring himself to kiss her toilet mouth again, except in this case your girlfriend has the toilet vagina and oddly enough your mouth is the toilet
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:29 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:What in the gently caress is a "smelly white halitosis chunk". Look at the king sitting high in his castle! Ruling over his tonsil stone-free kingdom! Must be good to be you, Your Highness. http://www.m.webmd.com/oral-health/guide/tonsil-stones-tonsilloliths-treatment-and-prevention
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:31 |
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Why exactly do we not have a thread where we can talk about how cool our dicks are
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:32 |
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Why exactly do we not have a thread where we can talk about how cool our dicks are
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