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For reals guys. My wife just asked me what is with these things called meme. I was like where do I even begin.
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Wives say and do the darnest of things.
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Agent Escalus posted:No, you're just afraid of initiating a prank war in the process. i bought a whoopie cushion, a flower that squirts water, and some spicyhot chewing gum from the magic shop and im ready to rain hell down upon her. tell me when to go
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MiracleWhale posted:I wish this was real because if so it'd be the greatest thing I ever read please think before you post
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Snatch Duster posted:For reals guys. My wife just asked me what is with these things called meme. whats a meme? is it like a 4chan?
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Drunk & Ugly posted:it is for this reason that i do not kno wmy parents names, have never felt their warmth or love. why dont you have a poo and relax
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Jun 16, 2016 01:34
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Oscar pistorius is a man who stood up for his beliefs regarding tp orientation and look what society (lol, South African "society") did to him
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Jun 16, 2016 01:35
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heh women
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Jun 16, 2016 01:38
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JiveHonky posted:why dont you have a poo and relax reported
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Jun 16, 2016 01:38
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JiveHonky posted:whats a meme? is it like a 4chan? I am pretty sure now she thinks anything that is funny online is meme.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:40
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www posted:heh women i love my wife but she hosed up bad this time man, you know? she's so smart and amazing thats why i dont know why she would do this to me. its like she sawed off my head with a hunting knife and kicked it into the sewer and it breaks my heart
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Jun 16, 2016 01:44
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throw acid on her face
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Jun 16, 2016 01:52
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make her umm make her wipe your butt
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Jun 16, 2016 01:53
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now that i'm divorced i don't even put the tp on the holder. i just put it on top, or on the floor. who cares there is no point to life, and we're all just creeping slowly into our graves
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Tuxedo Gin posted:there is no point to life, and we're all just creeping slowly into our graves may I suggest you post in the alcoholism thread?
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Tuxedo Gin posted:now that i'm divorced i don't even put the tp on the holder. i just put it on top, or on the floor. yes
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Jun 16, 2016 02:06
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Drunk & Ugly posted:make her how abouts i wipe your butt with my tongue cowboy then well see how tough you talk
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Jun 16, 2016 02:08
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Snatch Duster posted:For reals guys. My wife just asked me what is with these things called meme. At the office of a divorce attorney.
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Jun 16, 2016 02:10
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feed my hate rub it on my lips
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Jun 16, 2016 02:12
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JiveHonky posted:this morning when i entered the bathroom i discovered my wife had replaced the toilet paper on the roll, only when i was finished my doody and reached out to get some did i notice something was wrong. Grievous gravy, Big Bean Burrito! The lady lummox'ed your leavings! gently caress that bish up!
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Jun 16, 2016 02:12
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sorry that was in reference to the guy and his ex wife not this op and his dirty butt, gross. it was also a Naked Lujnch reference, thank you
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Serviette posted:Grievous gravy, Big Bean Burrito! The lady lummox'ed your leavings! gently caress that bish up! sometimes life as an adult isnt that simple little taco
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JiveHonky posted:sometimes life as an adult isnt that simple little taco I have much to learn, Big Bean Burrito 
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There are few sins as heinous as putting the tp on the spool the wrong way. The scene: Roommates are sitting around the table, playing cards. Enter Serviette. Serviette plants tp roll on top of the playing card deck. Serviette: "Let's have a little chat. The abrasive side of the toilet paper: who knows what that's for" Roommates: <collective ummmmmmm...> Serviette: THAT'S RIGHT! SCRAPING THE poo poo FROM YOUR BUTTHOLE! NOW TELL ME: WHAT'S THE BEST FEED DIRECTION TO GET THE MAXIMUM ABRAISIVE SODE OF THE TOILET PAPER WADDED TO SCRAPE THE poo poo OUT OF YOUR BUTTHOLE? Roommates:  Serviette: THAT's RIGHT: THE FEED SHOULD ALWAYS COME FROM THE TOP OF THE TOILET PAPER ROLL; NEVER FROM THE BOTTOM. TL;DR: I now live in my mother's basement.
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It kind of scares me hearing any goons have a wife or any type of semi functional existence. Our lines should die with us and our posts on this dead gay forum should be our legacy
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Kuato posted:It kind of scares me hearing any goons have a wife or any type of semi functional existence. Our lines should die with us and our posts on this dead gay forum should be our legacy There are some of us who can draw a separation between our SA lives and our 'real lives'. I'm not one of those and my lineage dies with me. 
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Serviette posted:
your toilet paper has an abrasive side? little taco they make tp that is soft on both sides now you should really upgrade
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JiveHonky posted:your toilet paper has an abrasive side? little taco they make tp that is soft on both sides now you should really upgrade I thought poo poo-collecting braille was the upgrade!? 
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JiveHonky posted:your toilet paper has an abrasive side? little taco they make tp that is soft on both sides now you should really upgrade i just don't feel clean unless i use sandpaper, no finer than 60 grit
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Jun 16, 2016 02:37
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picture of ops wife: 
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Jun 16, 2016 02:41
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Hell Yeah posted:picture of ops wife: lol
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The Lefty Wipe
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Jun 16, 2016 02:42
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Hell Yeah posted:picture of ops wife: now THATS a dank meme
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Dank and STICKY: the best kind of meme
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Jun 16, 2016 02:44
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there's an animated version of that image somewhere on the forums. but i forget where
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Jun 16, 2016 02:46
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Serviette posted:Dank and STICKY: the best kind of meme like my nut butter
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the thread that that image came from was fuckin hilarious
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Jun 16, 2016 02:50
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this is why I have a private bathroom in the basement where no females are allowed
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i have a private bathroom connected to my bedroom there's no explicit rule, but there is absolutely no chance of a woman ever being in a position to need to use it
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