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Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



kill whitey

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Malinois posted:

kill whitey

OK!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Drunk & Ugly posted:

PPSD
Post Poop Shaming Disorder

he is trembling in his bathroom holding a toilet paper roll and its awesome

wait... can you see me?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Whitey is a terrible name, i agree.

kill Whitey

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx

khongratulations on maykhing yt to khyndergarten

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

Bryans are cool, but not Byrons.
on this day i complete my thirty-sixth gently caress YOU

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax
Never met a Seth who wasn't a dead ringer for one of the Columbine shooters.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Ralph is the worst, actually

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lmao who the gently caress does a top 4 list :cmon:

3, 5 or 10

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Drunk & Ugly posted:

op once had sex with a chad and is overcompensating in defense of aforementioned horrible name, its obvious

To be fair Chad was probably hung.

My Q-Face fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jun 17, 2016

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

also anyone named Keith or Ian is always a weird, beta nerd

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

bradzilla posted:

lmao who the gently caress does a top 4 list :cmon:

3, 5 or 10

Brad is def a top 5 worst name

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

JiveHonky posted:

Brad is def a top 5 worst name

confirmed

all the brads I know are loving shitheads. every single one.

the good thing is, that means we're friends. so like alot of my friends happen to be named brad.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I watched someone play The Beginner's Guide one time and every time the narrator said the name "Coda" I wanted to throw a brick through the loving screen.

No wonder Coda was just a depressed little bitch. His parents clearly hated him.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Brett

e. Corey

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Caleb is such a bitch name.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Cain

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Gaylord

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


This name belongs on a different list

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

I dunno, that guy is a lord of gay. Pretty cool to me.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Redmanred posted:

Caleb is such a bitch name.

can confirm.

Gray Matter
Apr 20, 2009

There's something inside your head..

Skyler
Crystal
anything that ends in -aden, ayden, or -aiden
and
Derek

these names are just the worst

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i think "kill whitey" has been pretty much covered

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
The worst is Trig Paxson Van Palin.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
count cocksludge van der taint

i want to play too guys

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
How you feel about Jacob, OP?

You are wrong if your answer is anything other than "I love the name Jacob I will name my first born son after you"

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015

Frogisis posted:

Never met a Seth who wasn't a dead ringer for one of the Columbine shooters.

Seth's are generally very angry at life.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
Joe is the guy sleeping with your girlfriend

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Windows 98 posted:

How you feel about Jacob, OP?

You are wrong if your answer is anything other than "I love the name Jacob I will name my first born son after you"

ew. lets break that name down

"Ja" as in Jack off

"cob" corn on the

Jacob literally means "to jack off with a corn cob up ones rear end"

not goo. not goo at all.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Joe is the guy sleeping with your girlfriend

Funny, cause I slept with a girl who's boyfriend was named Joe.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

JiveHonky posted:

ew. lets break that name down

"Ja" as in Jack off

"cob" corn on the

Jacob literally means "to jack off with a corn cob up ones rear end"

not goo. not goo at all.

Actually, a lot of goo :q:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Windows 98 posted:

Funny, cause I slept with a girl who's boyfriend was named Joe.

and how do we punish people that sleep with our girlfriends? hmmmmm?


thats right, a wet willy.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

JiveHonky posted:

and how do we punish people that sleep with our girlfriends? hmmmmm?


thats right, a wet willy.

Imo he should have beaten me up but thankfully his name was Joe and even more of a beta than I am. He called me up and was like "dude, did you sleep with Christina?" And I was like "yeah", and then he was like "what the gently caress dude". At the time I didn't know that she had a boyfriend and I knew they had dated in the past but I don't keep tabs on his life. So when I asked if she was single and she lied I did not investigate any further.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

#2. Dave/David

Dont get me started about this name. Simply the worst.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




symbolic posted:

also anyone named Keith or Ian is always a weird, beta nerd

I have a cousin named Keith. He joined the army and had a psychotic break. Winds up he's schizophrenic.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Anything that used to be a surname. My fellow Americans, stop doing this.

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Joe is the guy sleeping with your girlfriend

Joe is trash.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
can;t loving stand poeple named John, the worst assholes honestly

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Windows 98 posted:

Imo he should have beaten me up but thankfully his name was Joe and even more of a beta than I am. He called me up and was like "dude, did you sleep with Christina?" And I was like "yeah", and then he was like "what the gently caress dude". At the time I didn't know that she had a boyfriend and I knew they had dated in the past but I don't keep tabs on his life. So when I asked if she was single and she lied I did not investigate any further.

it was probably more like what the gently caress dude, now you have gonorrhea too

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