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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I pick James Howard

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Adam Larsson is T-Bone's favourite Devil and for good reason. He's big like giraffe, strong like ox, skate like wind, shoot like cannon, and start in defensive zone like rented mule. At least half of those things must be true or else hfboards morons wouldn't post about how underrated he is and how much they regret having to trade him to get one of the top young wingers in the game. He might play in one of the other two zones this season and bank some pucks off McDavid's shin and then you'll see.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Who can I send a modified list to that is not someone like Brodeuds Nanny who will steal my brilliant idea for a pick.


Brodeurs Nanny posted:

He's really quite bad, it's absurd how little offensive upside he has considering he went 4th overall. Use him as a PK specialist and you'll be fine

His 5v5 scoring rates are better than or on par with Fowler over the last few years but then Fowler also sucks sooo

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Brodeurs Nanny posted:

I like Williams.

So it's exxon next then I believe

You go before me dude hurrry

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Well I wasn'tt planning on picking him again never mind like 7 rounds earlier than last year but since you jerks took Provorov and Werenski I guess I have to take the last next great young left defenseman left in Shea Theodore. Hopefully the Ducks manage to dump Fowler and that other lovely guy whose name ends in er and is even worse into the ocean and let Theodore play serious minutes behind Lindholm.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Brodeurs Nanny posted:

Theodore is good but a clear level below our two badboy D kids

Yeah I'm sure your expert opinion having scouted all three matters a lot here.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Brodeurs Nanny posted:

I don't know anyone who doesn't see both of those two as better prospects. Theodore is a good pick here and I like him plenty, but I know less of what to expect of him at the NHL level, especially defensively.

I mean he played actual games in the NHL so other than not putting up a point in the playoffs he had as good of a 19-20 season as a defenseman can have and is a year ahead in development even if his ceiling is lower or whatever.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



tofes posted:

"Even though my second line isn't finished yet I'll take this unproven defense prospect" - idiot GMs in this thread

You could build ten second lines out of all of the LWs still on the board whereas the proven defense mans mostly suck poo poo you bad opinion haver.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I have loving binders full of left wingers

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



It's almost as if NHL forwards peak around 24 and defensemen around 27.

Two years ago I picked Kadri, Kuznetsov and Draisaitl as centers and everyone laughed but this year they went #155, #40 and #59 so gently caress y'all.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Teemu Pokemon posted:

this is the part of the draft where all the guys I want get taken

That was the first round, idiot.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Brodeurs Nanny posted:

I was gonna take Gibson until Provorov got picked. I still may regret it and I'm shocked he didn't go way earlier. I think he's gonna be the best of all the Hell/Vasy/Gibson trio

Man gently caress off last year when I took Gibson over Vasilevsky you said that you were surprised because Vasilevsky's going to be the better of the two with his elite athleticism.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002




I demand logical and temporal consistency from opinions of hockey players I barely ever actually see playing, what's the problem?

Precambrian Video Games fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jul 19, 2016

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Boy is that second d-pair ever a gift for the rest of your division.

Scandella is not bad. Savard... no comment. Braun is also a good pick.

On the other hand, Andersen is a bad choice and lol at picking Nielsen and Zetterberg to anchor your 3rd line until they're nearly 40 on average.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



stab posted:

Ive got the worst pick in history ready since ive hosed this team beyone belief but i leave town for the weekend tomorrow morning so hurry up and pick paulocaust

Dont worry...im sure you wont take my disaster player

I'm sure David Clarkson will still be available.


Rielly is good and Hanifin probably will be too but I'm not sure if they're ready to play 30 minutes every night.

Infidel Castro posted:

How so? He's not an elite level goalie by any means but he's a solid average NHL starter, which I would expect to get with the 18th goalie selected. Like I said, it was a fallback selection since I was rolling the dice on one of the three guys I mentioned falling back to me.

Andersen put up average (last year) and slightly above average (this year) numbers on one of the best defensive teams in the league. Mostly I'm just bitter that the Leafs traded picks for him and signed him for 5 years at an above-market rate for no discernible reason.

Precambrian Video Games fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jul 21, 2016

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



T-Bone posted:

He is free of the anchor and will again flourish. Severson will receive the bump of all bumps.

Larsson's fancirs were nearly 50% without Greene last season whereas Greene's were 41 so uh I'm going to take those results from a shopping 200-odd minutes of play and extrapolate to infinity.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Brodeurs Nanny posted:

Also this is taking longer than I thought and I should send someone a list in case I leave before my picks, which is getting pretty likely.

If you do that send mine too. I'll add one more player

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Brodeurs Nanny posted:

So I know exxon is here and ready to pick, I hope the other two are ready so I can make my first pick

I'm going back to bed, take the first guy I sent you if he's available plzkthx.


Brodeurs Nanny posted:


I was surprised at how loving terrible he was last year, but then again, everyone on the Wild had a weird bad year. I think he's been overrated for a while and has not put up impressive numbers, fancy and otherwise, since his rookie year. But he's young and has the capability of bouncing back and being a serviceable second-pairing defenseman, so I don't mind taking a flyer on him here.

His numbers are garbage without Suter so I just assume that he sucks and was over hyped after his rookie season.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Paulocaust posted:

drat, I wish I hadn't quickly searched for a defensemen because Alzner is way better than Ceci currently.

Don't worry they both suck.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Technetium posted:

I disagree?

dat HERO chart. But really his fancies are not good and he's likely being carried by Niskanen, although he was good at actual defending in the playoffs.

Meanwhile, I picked Dandy Kaiser because his scoring rates are decent and he's a top four defenseman despite having had an off year (like most of the Dead Things). HERO charts say he's bad at possession because his numbers are worse than Mike "Never Seen a Defensive Zone in My Life" Green and his partner. I will ignore that because it's dumb.

Also Jordan is skipped and T-Bone can pick twice.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Yaya posted:

To clarify, the talent deficit was the one skipped. thankfully for them, they're up again and can make two picks

Oops. Oh well.

Jordan7hm posted:

When someone gets skipped, they get skipped both ways, right?

I say yes to punish the slow and weak.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



If Hellebuyck and Laine pan out, that team might scrape ahead of the J gimmick team, but probably not. And only because FlyingLemur wasted picks on Jagr and Beagle instead of uhhh Jack Johnson I guess?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I was going to take Elliot but then I fell asleep before I could send my list for Brodeur's Nanny to laugh at.

So instead I'll take my second choice of Jannik Hansen

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Aye Doc posted:

this is why I was confused at everyone saying there's no good D. there's a bunch of developing D who are already top 4 capable but they're on trash teams

Aye Doc posted:

I only have one other available dude rated at or around McCabe's level and I think he's too stupid of a player to be worth drafting for the way my team is built

So there are lots of good young D left but only one and also he's stupid?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Benoit Pouliot again

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Im going to go out on a limb and say that Namestnikov is probably a better value pick than Bozak.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Ok I'll take Thomas Hickey again because he has decent fancy stats and high P/60 even away from Tavares. Sure he's only a third pair D behind Leddy and de Haan, but nothing suggests he can't take more minutes until Theodore is ready besides T-Bone's snide comments about his lack of size and speed or whatever. I'm interested in facts, not feelings.

Anyway let's look at this stupid garbage team lineup now:

Schwartz-Barkov-Hornqvist
Pouliot-Little-Jansen
Reinhart

DeKeyser-Faulk
Hickey-Larsson
Theodore

If Barkov turns into peak Kopitar and Reinhart follows close behind, it could be good. Otherwise, it will be exceptionally average since I drafted mostly two-way forwards without a goalie or great D.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



T-Bone posted:

hey I like Thomas Hickey he just isn't a guy who should have went #4 overall.

But hey neither is Adam Larsson!

You should read some of the hyperbolic praise for Larsson on hfboards, it will tide you over in those tough moments when TayTay misses 10 games after getting pasted with his head down again.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Otis Reddit posted:

I have two of my guys available here, so I'm gonna pick the younger one, and at a thinner position despite his awful contract. Step on up, Jeff Carter.

What the gently caress are you smoking?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Is Chris Pronger still available?

Will this be the first draft where nobody has to pretend that Lecavalier is still an NHL player?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Oliver Bjorkstrand is a young right winger who scores goals. He can learn something about gritty fortitude from his Danish guardian Jannik Hansen while teaching him something about scoring goals from all over the ice and together they will play the same position on different lines, like Lego (R) bricks, which are also from Denmark but not always made there anymore.

He was on pace for 25 goals and 50 points last season in 12 games and tore up the AHL playoffs so he's either destined for greatness or mediocrity, but probably a second line spot on the Jackets next to some better players.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



T-Bone posted:

yup and Bjorkstrand was the other guy I was going to take gently caress you all

I'm sure you'll find another child of the 90s to ease your pain.

Metapod posted:

Colorado realizes its pick was skipped and selects ,I swear if this person has been taken I'm gonna be pissed, Tyler Wotherspoon

He's all yours but only if you write two full paragraphs explaining why.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Jakub Vrana got injured last season and missed a few months but came back, posted over a PPG in a little under half of his first AHL season, then was second on Hershey in playoff scoring. He is a skilled prospect who can play all three forward positions but will likely end up a winger of higher value than the grindy veterans I considered. He doesn't stand a great chance of making the Capitals right away but we'll see. Most importantly, I took him last year and therefore won't need to sdd another player to my to-follow list.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Technetium posted:

True but no one looks at these in three years, you want to build a starting lineup and I also want to look at my team next year and go "yeah thats a good team right there that I built"

I look at all of my teams every year so you're wrong.

I'm still waiting for Yak city to break out.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Technetium posted:

But no one else does so you can't brag

That's demonstrably false, I don't let no one else caring stop me.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



ThinkTank posted:

I take Brandon Montour

:bahgawd:

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I need a goalie so I'm going with Yutaka "The Mountain that Goaltends" Fukufuji

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Technetium posted:

fake edit: it's funny they call him mountain when he's actually 5'10"

I don't think anyone else calls him that, unless they share my juvenile parsing of his name.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It's like all these guys with teams full of high profile prospects have never heard of the Edmonton Oilers or something

Yes, somehow the Oilers prove thst high profile prospects don't work out, even though most of theirs actually have and the team sucks for other reasons.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



stab posted:

It's really freaking me out that a bonafide star goalie is still on the board and people are drafting khl goalies ahead of him

Maybe there's a reason why???

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Lu's recapture penalties are hilarious. Then again, you can pretend that they will apply to the team that originally signed him like in the NHL, so haha, whoever's picking for Vancouver!


tofes posted:

that sure is a hockey team alright

It is a solid mix of good players, hot young centers, players I have no opinions of named Miller, and giant boat anchor contracts.

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