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I probably missed it somewhere but are we using a site like yahoo or something like that or am I expected to know how much each player costs against the cap and keep track of that as I draft? Because I know this might be hard to believe with how awesome I am as a poster and stuff but I'm pretty loving dumb about this poo poo in real life. And most other stuff too.
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Jul 5, 2016 20:16
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Now I have to do math? loving gently caress. I plan on filling my roster with players that are making 1M or less, making it easier for me to stay under the Cap. I'm not worried about actually winning - which is why I took the Ducks. Gonna do Mook proud.
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Jul 5, 2016 20:22
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T-Bone posted:The spreadsheet will auto calculate the cap hit once it's inputted. What a time to be alive!
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Jul 5, 2016 21:07
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Flyinglemur steps up to the microphone and clears his throat Ahem. Ahem. Excuse me but COUGH COUGH I'm sorry, something in my throat. With the 13th pick in the draft, the Anaheim Ducks pick Jack Echorn. Eichel. Jack Eichel. We couldn't be happier to have this young man as the cornerstone of our team, which we are building around depth, character and mad skillz. We believe Mr Egghorn brings this in spades. Welcome aboard, John!
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Jul 7, 2016 00:19
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Technetium posted:stop taking all the young talent you assholes You say that like I have a plan of any kind
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Jul 7, 2016 01:04
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Look, I know I'm 5 minutes early annoucning my pick but there's a brand new hot dog cart opening up on thurmond street and I just gotta be there with my man Phil "The Thrill" Kessel
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Jul 9, 2016 14:57
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So can i pick first thing in the morning? I'm away from my computer and didn't think it would get back to me today but i underestimated all of your social lives on a weekend.
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Jul 10, 2016 03:38
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Because we pause at 10 pm anyway right?
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Jul 10, 2016 03:40
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Jordan7hm posted:Yeah except if you're posting here you should just pick. I have enough time to check this thread but not to research my pick, genius
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Jul 10, 2016 04:19
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FBS posted:If you post after 10 pm and you don't pick til the next morning you better have the best writeup of the draft when you do choose somebody. Just checked the rules, didn't see that there. Again - real life happened and I didn't have time to make my pick. I could be a dickbag and wait until 11:59 AM and post my pick but seriously, I'm not that guy. So for the third round pick, the Anaheim Mighty Ducks of Aneheim select John Carlson BOOMER, YOU'RE UP edit: I understand everyone's frustration that it seemed that I was holding poo poo up but it wasn't intentional and I'm not putting enough strategy into this to have anything like "picks in advance". Deus Ex Macklemore fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Jul 10, 2016 |
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Jul 10, 2016 05:20
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Edit: NVM I'm terrible at this
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Jul 12, 2016 13:24
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Jordan7hm posted:Not only was he picked, he was picked in the first round. LOL...I did a search of the spreadsheet and didnt see him. New pick incoming
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Jul 12, 2016 13:28
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OK so with their second, and totally legit pick of this round, the Ducks of Southern California select Martin Jones.
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Jul 12, 2016 13:29
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Mmmmhmmmm...laugh now fuckers but just you wait because I'm not done yet and there's PLENTY more laughing to be done at my poo poo team!
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Jul 12, 2016 13:54
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With the....whatever pick of the draft, the Mighty Anaheim Southern Ducks of California select Old Man Jagr to provide leadership in the locker room and 19 year old Czech girls for the whole team! seriously, I know he will probably fall off in production this year but everyone has been saying that forever.
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Jul 13, 2016 19:37
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The mighty ducks of anaheim were out trying to find a new caps button for their keyboard, sorry. With the pick of this round, the Ducks select Jay Beagle for his work in the community and the fact that ownership thinks he may actually be an adorable dog.
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Jul 15, 2016 20:40
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Anaheim Ducks select Connor Sheary and before anyone tells me how horrible of a pick this is, he is going to be on Sid's wing and I genuinely think this is a Good and Smart Hockey Move.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:46
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The Ducks select Defensivemans Brian Dumoulin because he is cheap and is playing with other, good players that should help his development and also I like him. Good soldier Svejk is up
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Jul 19, 2016 13:29
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It's been over 2 hours, I'm good to make my pick right?
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Jul 20, 2016 21:04
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Aye Doc posted:mentholmoose picked at 2:57, Svejk's time expires at 4:57 so we got some time still Huh...I just noticed that my system time is not synched to the SA Offical Post Time and I am an hour ahead. No idea how I have missed this. Sorry.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:06
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I'm so happy about this pick I'm gonna do a celebration... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-OJgZkiunA The Ducks select RW Nail Yakupov because I believe he will be traded somewhere and really come out of his shell and celebrate all over everyone's asses. Boomer you are up.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:40
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eXXon posted:If Hellebuyck and Laine pan out, that team might scrape ahead of the J gimmick team, but probably not. And only because FlyingLemur wasted picks on Jagr and Beagle instead of uhhh Jack Johnson I guess? Dude, you are spending more energy on my team than I am. Do I owe you money?
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Jul 22, 2016 03:06
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My pick is incoming.... (don't get excited, its terrible)
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Jul 23, 2016 18:45
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I need some more Defense and I'm sure I will get lambasted for this but I'm picking a guy that looked pretty good in the playoffs on a team that wasn't playing very good. (Keep in mind I am doing this with zero help from any fancy stats whatsoever - as if that wasn't obvious). The Mighty Ducks select this fine looking young man  Brady Shay...Shea...Skjei? Really? That can't be right Not being a Rangers fan I don't know if he's really terrible or not but he looked pretty good for what I saw of him, his contract is in my wheel house and hopefully he will get a little better.
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Jul 23, 2016 18:50
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T-Bone posted:There are also a few people who are going to have take some dumb dumb contracts to hit the floor. I have a plan for that
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Jul 23, 2016 20:31
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Speaking of not having a list, the Ducks select Brian Rust mostly because he will probably be playing alongside Malkin again and he has a great contract. Boomer you are up
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Jul 25, 2016 03:49
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Pfffft, why wait until ten when I can waste this pick now? The Ducks select old rear end center Brian Boyle because he's in a contract year and every time I watch him play he seems to have a timely goal and/or assist. Granted, I only see him play once or twice a year but hey I need some goddamn centers. So team ShitShowSouthernCalifornia looks like: Kessel-Eichel-Jagr Sheary-Boyle-Yakupov ? -? -Rust ? -? -? J. Carlson - Dumoulin Skjei - ? ? - ? M. Jones MAF
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Jul 28, 2016 15:00
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:You seem to have forgotten you picked Jay Beagle How could I forget him? He's a good boy oh yes he is
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Jul 28, 2016 16:28
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tofes posted:Why on earth did you take Fleury and Jones Look, we're however many rounds into this thing and if you haven't figured out that I don't have a "plan" or am "good at this" then I don't know what to tell you. But I AM committed to the entire thing and man I hope the Ducks do well. A team that our own Mook would be proud to cheer for.
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Jul 28, 2016 20:10
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Technetium posted:I'm sorry to tell you the MDoA are DOA I actually took the Ducks on purpose because I loving hate them Also, I don't have any delusions about how terrible I have always been at Fantasy Hockey but oh man if I do better than any of you guys who are actually looking at stats and stuff
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Jul 28, 2016 20:22
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tofes posted:I dunno I just think there are funnier picks to make than two goalies I looked and saw that we need two goalies, I need to make the cap floor and I honestly think MAF is going to have a good year when he gets to play because everyone sees the writing on the wall.
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Jul 28, 2016 20:33
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tofes posted:I mean Dallas' tandem is funnier and it's actually real Nothing is funnier than Fleury when he isn't "on"
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Jul 28, 2016 20:49
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Is anyone going to be around today that I can send my pics to in case it gets to me?
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Jul 30, 2016 13:59
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tofes posted:Gimme some of that Chris Kunitz And you said I made bad picks
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Jul 31, 2016 20:03
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Might I suggest Alex Semin, Nikolay Zherdev, or Nikita Filatov? Hey who the gently caress...did you find my draft pick list in a Starbucks or something? But no, I would like to take Centermanskater Cedric Paquette to put between Sprong and Rust. Boomer the Cannon is up.
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Aug 1, 2016 23:15
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Wait, we're supposed to be picking defense too?
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Aug 4, 2016 01:19
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Technetium posted:The Nashville Predators select Slater Koekkeok. Looks set to take a bigger role in Tampa Bay after only playing 9 games last year and averaging 9 minutes per game. He's 22 and should have the skills to become an effective puck moving and mobile defenseman. You son of a whore
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Aug 4, 2016 18:24
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So uh....I have no Defense and it turns out all the real people who play Defense are gone so the Mighty Ducks select Mark Borowiecki. Good Soldier you are up.
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Aug 5, 2016 18:41
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As much as I want to take Mike Yeo just so I can fire him, I need a coach that is good at relating to young players, has innovative practice methods and always gives good, smiling interviews. Gimme Disco Dan Bylsma Boomer you are up
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Aug 7, 2016 16:54
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